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Hmm now that I think about it, I would definitely go get supplies for traveling as soon as possible fending off any zombies I meet on my way with a shovel or anything else I can find in my house. Once I arrive at a store I would probably steal a tent (if they have one, doubt it.) , flashlight, matches, axe, (doubt this too), a radio, rope, and as much canned/preserved food and water as I can carry in a duffle-bag. Then I would proceed to the woods behind my house finding moving constantly. The zombies aren't very likely to be in the woods because they aren't very populated. (Think, these monsters were formerly people so there is probably an abundance in places where there are an abundance of people.)

 

 

 

As I try to survive in the woods, I will search for a safe cave or a place where the trees are thick and hard to access. I would set camp here. After a few days I will check the radio to see if any stations are still running or broadcasting. Whenever I need water or food I will try my hardest to sneak into a store or such. If this is not possible then I might have to resort to trapping small animals and killing and eating them. I will eat very little as long as I can to save the food.

 

 

 

If all else fails and I am bitten then I will not mourn. I will proceed to the nearest tree. Set the rope and hang myself. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I ever bit someone, even if the cure was near.

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Only problem is, we can also assume that zombies survive during the day. Making it harder for one man to live by himself.

 

 

 

Tell me any man that could manage that. No ninjas.

 

A guy living in a space station. A guy living on an uninhabited island.

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Oneiromancy could be useful in mental and emotional conditioning.

 

 

 

And Wouter, change that to a cricket bat. Besides, we're assuming that these Zombies can distingush between dead, animal and human flesh, and therefore don't require sight as much.

 

 

 

And I think the inital attempt to combine two different schools would kill anyone.

 

I'll take the hockeystick tyvm. Cricket isn't played over here really :)

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I think that telekinesis would be best against fighting zombies. Although I don't know the mancer word for telekineses It's more awesome than every mancer put together!

 

 

 

Think about it. Wouldn't it be awesome to crush a zombie's head by looking at it? You could also fly or put up barriers!!!

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Only problem is, we can also assume that zombies survive during the day. Making it harder for one man to live by himself.

 

 

 

Tell me any man that could manage that. No ninjas.

 

Chuck Norris. then again, if he gets zombified, we're all screwed.

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I think that telekinesis would be best against fighting zombies. Although I don't know the mancer word for telekineses It's more awesome than every mancer put together!

 

 

 

Think about it. Wouldn't it be awesome to crush a zombie's head by looking at it? You could also fly or put up barriers!!!

 

 

 

Psionics are born,not made.

 

 

 

Metallurgy would actually be a nice skill to learn.You can deal with leading while I deal in lead.Chicka-poom headshot!

 

 

 

Aeromancy would actually be ideal for a sniper.Not because you'd be airborne,its unbelieveably hard to shoot from a high ground,3-5 storeys are the most ideal,nothing higher.Because you can control the wind around the bullet.Too far away?Remove wind resistance/propel the back of the bullet.Drop rate too high?Stabilise with your wind.

 

 

 

Sounds like a bloody ad,but its true.

 

 

 

Velcromancy,if anyone wants to come up with any uses,would presumably be the ability to make things stick together.

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I think that telekinesis would be best against fighting zombies. Although I don't know the mancer word for telekineses It's more awesome than every mancer put together!

 

 

 

Think about it. Wouldn't it be awesome to crush a zombie's head by looking at it? You could also fly or put up barriers!!!

 

 

 

Omnimancy?

 

 

 

Why are we talking about 'mancer's?

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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Someone brought up ice barrage irl.

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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New thought, if we can get our hands on an AC-130 gunship, we should be safe if zombies move around in hordes towards the colony we set up (we would also be able to keep safe from other survivors, in which case auto weapons may be good to keep in a vehicle)

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New thought, if we can get our hands on an AC-130 gunship, we should be safe if zombies move around in hordes towards the colony we set up (we would also be able to keep safe from other survivors, in which case auto weapons may be good to keep in a vehicle)

 

Considering there were only like 45 ever made, and it's a giant plane, I doubt it would be possible to get. A humvee with a mounted mg would be good against bandits though.

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New thought, if we can get our hands on an AC-130 gunship, we should be safe if zombies move around in hordes towards the colony we set up (we would also be able to keep safe from other survivors, in which case auto weapons may be good to keep in a vehicle)

 

Considering there were only like 45 ever made, and it's a giant plane, I doubt it would be possible to get. A humvee with a mounted mg would be good against bandits though.

 

 

 

Oh well....

 

 

 

Also watching Future Weapons (I just watch the ones on YouTube) shows some pretty sweet weapons that will be useful once they become used for the army as common weapons (auto shottie while spinning around in the middle of zombies anyone?)

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Hello Friend,

 

 

 

My cousin Tamish is snake charmer in my local village. If zombie come, I find Tamish quickly and stand behind snake as he tell them to attack zombie.

 

 

 

I hope zombie then get affected by poison quickly. If not, I huddle up into ball and pretend I dead.

 

 

 

Good Luck Bro.

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Hello Friend,

 

 

 

My cousin Tamish is snake charmer in my local village. If zombie come, I find Tamish quickly and stand behind snake as he tell them to attack zombie.

 

 

 

I hope zombie then get affected by poison quickly. If not, I huddle up into ball and pretend I dead.

 

 

 

Good Luck Bro.

 

Was your brother Sumit (R.I.P.) bit by a snake?

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Hello Friend,

 

 

 

My cousin Tamish is snake charmer in my local village. If zombie come, I find Tamish quickly and stand behind snake as he tell them to attack zombie.

 

 

 

I hope zombie then get affected by poison quickly. If not, I huddle up into ball and pretend I dead.

 

 

 

Good Luck Bro.

 

 

 

Two problems,

 

1 we have stated that poison is useless many times over

 

2 edible troll is edible, even if dead (zombies will eat you even if you are dead or faking dead)

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New thought, if we can get our hands on an AC-130 gunship, we should be safe if zombies move around in hordes towards the colony we set up (we would also be able to keep safe from other survivors, in which case auto weapons may be good to keep in a vehicle)

 

Considering there were only like 45 ever made, and it's a giant plane, I doubt it would be possible to get. A humvee with a mounted mg would be good against bandits though.

 

 

 

Oh well....

 

 

 

Also watching Future Weapons (I just watch the ones on YouTube) shows some pretty sweet weapons that will be useful once they become used for the army as common weapons (auto shottie while spinning around in the middle of zombies anyone?)

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awesome, until you have to reload then not so awesome

 

 

 

I wonder what potential acids or bases would have at dissolving zombies particularly in the form of a moat surrounding a compound

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Hello Friend,

 

 

 

My cousin Tamish is snake charmer in my local village. If zombie come, I find Tamish quickly and stand behind snake as he tell them to attack zombie.

 

 

 

I hope zombie then get affected by poison quickly. If not, I huddle up into ball and pretend I dead.

 

 

 

Good Luck Bro.

 

 

 

Two problems,

 

1 we have stated that poison is useless many times over

 

2 edible troll is edible, even if dead (zombies will eat you even if you are dead or faking dead)

 

 

 

Hello Friend,

 

 

 

Please forgive my way. I brought shame upon my family for not reading 30+ pages of Zombie thread. I should realised that poison is useless. Maybe you can troll my whole posts and tell me my wrong doing for me. Keep the respect.

 

 

 

Good Luck Bro.

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New thought, if we can get our hands on an AC-130 gunship, we should be safe if zombies move around in hordes towards the colony we set up (we would also be able to keep safe from other survivors, in which case auto weapons may be good to keep in a vehicle)

 

Considering there were only like 45 ever made, and it's a giant plane, I doubt it would be possible to get. A humvee with a mounted mg would be good against bandits though.

 

 

 

Oh well....

 

 

 

Also watching Future Weapons (I just watch the ones on YouTube) shows some pretty sweet weapons that will be useful once they become used for the army as common weapons (auto shottie while spinning around in the middle of zombies anyone?)

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awesome, until you have to reload then not so awesome

 

 

 

I wonder what potential acids or bases would have at dissolving zombies particularly in the form of a moat surrounding a compound

 

 

 

Carry a few extra ammo magazines, is fast to reload, and shoots 300 rounds a minute, but you can also get rounds that use HE round called the Frag 12 and can accurately be shot 175 meters. Not only that but a door breeching round, which will be perfect for getting into places. Colour coding the magazines will prevent blowing yourself up in close quarters, or trying to shottie 175 meters.

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What is troll?Is it some offense racism word in India for my type of people?

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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What is troll?Is it some offense racism word in India for my type of people?

 

 

 

Hello Friend,

 

 

 

You are correct. Troll is derogatory word against white man in India. That why I laugh when you call me troll. I think you westerner call it 'irony'.

 

 

 

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But then I am China person.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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