Zombie Plans-Revised

[Will H]

I think I better get digging my super-secret-underground base. Plus, I have a horde of 12 bore shotguns... somewhere. Now, where did I put them?

[Spirrus]

I would hire Leon S. Kennedy and Ada Wong.

 

And maybe join them two. :P

 

 

 

 

 

They only work for if theres Plagas infestation. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, anyways, this is strange, because I ACTUALLY HAVE a zombie plan.

 

 

 

 

 

Plan A:

 

 

 

My plan, since I live in Nigeria, would be to cruise up the River Niger towars the north.

 

 

 

Since guns are quite common here in Nigeria, it shouldnt be too hard to get my hands on some but if it comes down to melee combat, I will put on all my leather clothes, jeans, scarves and virtually any thick clothing I have but then again, that would roast me to death considering how hot the country is and I'd use any of the blunt objects that can be found in my tool shed which include sledgehammer and pipe wrenches.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, my family owns a speedboat, which we will use during the upriver journey. I will not take anyone other than my mom,my dog, my strangely robust friend Martin and his family. Once up north, I'll escape into the mountains and head to Sokoto where several of my friends are. If the capital of Abuja is under military control, then maybe I'll take a chance and head over there. If not, I'll just stay in the mountains.

 

 

 

I'll avoid any city or town, only moving into the village areas for supplies and I will most definately stay away from Lagos. That place is just congested with people and asking to get myself killed. After that, live it out and hope I survive.

 

 

 

Plan B:

 

 

 

Escape by sea on one of the many barges and cargo ships in my city.

 

 

 

Plan C:

 

 

 

This is the worst case scenario, which involves me holding out in my compound, which would most likely result in my eventual death.

[Varda]

I would hire Leon S. Kennedy and Ada Wong.

 

And maybe join them two. :P

 

 

 

 

 

They only work for if theres Plagas infestation. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unlike the T-Virus, which turns its victims into mindless zombies, the hosts of Las Plagas (such as the Ganados) retain their intelligence and are capable of following complex instructions and working collectively to pursue their target. For these reasons, they can be considered in some ways to be more dangerous than Umbrella's viral-born mutants, which tend to be uncontrollable, if not completely mindless.

 

 

 

Would say it goes under the same. :roll:

[Nero]

Step A would consist of getting guns, forget the knives and sledgehammers, I sure as hell don't want to get close enough to use them anyways.

 

 

 

Step B would be gathering any supplies deemed neccesary.

 

 

 

Step C would be either driving through the roads down to the harbour near my house or going by foot through the bluffs down to the harbour.

 

 

 

Step D would be loading the supplies onto a boat and depending on the amount of people that are with me, searching for other survivors in close proximity.

 

 

 

Step E is taking the boat a speeding away to a habitable small island where me and my band of survivors would set up our new country.

[Errdoth]

Sept 1) Costco. (Whenever we go to costco, we spend like days there, lol)

 

Step 2) Steal yacht from the harbor

 

Step 3) Go out to one of those big offshore oil rigs and survive off of the costco for a while

 

Step 4) ????

 

Step 5) Profit!

[hoffman]

Live in a submarine.

[baalboy5]

Live in a submarine.

 

omg thats perfect! =D> :thumbsup: :thumbsup: O:) 8-) :shock:

[Wingy77]

I'd remember that zombies don't exist and get on with my life. :roll:

[RUNESCAPEfantasy]

1) hax ff7

 

2)kill sephirth and take his masamune(sp ??)

 

3)go to town on zombies till i am named there leader

 

4)hax ff7 again and bring my zombie army to kill cloud

 

5)i would then hax rs.....

[MPM]

 

I'll get to the movie theater that I work at, and barricade myself upstairs. I'll have food, roof access, and a wide open parking lot....

 

 

 

What would you do if you get to the theater and find it swarming in the dead?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My fiancee knows the plan, and she would make it to the theater as well :P Yes, we've discussed this in depth.

 

 

 

What would you do if you have barricaded yourself in the theater only to find that either yourself or your fiancee have been bitten/infected before getting to safety....

 

 

 

 

 

First off, the upstairs of the theater can't be accessed unless you have a key, so it won't be infested.

 

And we have both agreed that if one of us in infected, that we will either kill ourselves to prevent the other from being hurt, or. kill the other to protect ourselvess

[Shyla]

I'll do the Thriller dance and make them think I'm a zombie too ^_^

[Brandon_7]

You all need to relax (if you live in the U.S.). President Bush already knows about the threat and he's

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[MikelP]

Make my way to the Winchester

[kickbuta]

Wanna test your zombie survival skills? http://www.urbandead.com/

 

It is an mmorpg I found, 2d and turn based but a lot of fun, started yesterday, I'm a fireman. (Yay for the fireaxe... of doom)

 

 

 

Thats a rather fun game, I find its too slow to play just one character though, so I have two.

 

And its not 2d, its Text based.

[RebelAssassin]

Wanna test your zombie survival skills? http://www.urbandead.com/

 

It is an mmorpg I found, 2d and turn based but a lot of fun, started yesterday, I'm a fireman. (Yay for the fireaxe... of doom)

 

 

 

Thats a rather fun game, I find its too slow to play just one character though, so I have two.

 

And its not 2d, its Text based.

 

 

 

the mall invasions are great

[Dax_Jacks]

I would go to area 51 and live with the aliens.

[sohkmj1]

 

I'll get to the movie theater that I work at, and barricade myself upstairs. I'll have food, roof access, and a wide open parking lot....

 

 

 

What would you do if you get to the theater and find it swarming in the dead?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My fiancee knows the plan, and she would make it to the theater as well :P Yes, we've discussed this in depth.

 

 

 

What would you do if you have barricaded yourself in the theater only to find that either yourself or your fiancee have been bitten/infected before getting to safety....

 

 

 

 

 

First off, the upstairs of the theater can't be accessed unless you have a key, so it won't be infested.

 

And we have both agreed that if one of us in infected, that we will either kill ourselves to prevent the other from being hurt, or. kill the other to protect ourselvess

 

Isn't your theater haunted or something?

[dragoonson]

Watch

forever!^.^

[FalconBomba]

WOWs... just finished reading this webcomic, not so much of a comic. Zombies and Vampires.

 

 

 

http://www.lastblood.net/main/2006/12/2 ... od-begins/

[MPM]

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I'll get to the movie theater that I work at, and barricade myself upstairs. I'll have food, roof access, and a wide open parking lot....

 

 

 

What would you do if you get to the theater and find it swarming in the dead?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My fiancee knows the plan, and she would make it to the theater as well :P Yes, we've discussed this in depth.

 

 

 

What would you do if you have barricaded yourself in the theater only to find that either yourself or your fiancee have been bitten/infected before getting to safety....

 

 

 

 

 

First off, the upstairs of the theater can't be accessed unless you have a key, so it won't be infested.

 

And we have both agreed that if one of us in infected, that we will either kill ourselves to prevent the other from being hurt, or. kill the other to protect ourselvess

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Isn't your theater haunted or something?

 

 

 

Yeah, but I've never been eaten by one of the ghosts here, so I'll risk them :P

[Necromagus]

OK, with Runners, which are basically nutball humans, an island is a pretty good idea. So long as you could avoid hordes of uninfected humans swarming aboard with you and killing you for your resources. And let's not forget that at least one of those people is going to have some sort of slow burn infection or be dragging along an infected and restrained family member. In which case, you're stranded on an island with zombies.

 

 

 

With Shamblers, you have the problem of perpetual movement without a need for respiration. I.E.: They don't have to swim. Eventually, enough of them are going to simply fall into the ocean to form an enormous underwater swarm that just wanders around for all eternity on the sea bottom. Until they randomly happen upon your island redoubt, at which point they climb up onto the beach and the ensuing panicked massacre either restarts the infection or attracts the rest of the horde.

 

 

 

No, I'd go for a position that can be reinforced quickly, secured easily, has access to both consumable resources and reusable materiel and offers mobility in the event of a perimeter failure. A casino is the only way to fly. Generally speaking, casinos don't have windows. It wouldn't do to have the patrons watching the rise and fall of the sun, understanding that they should get the [bleep] out after three days of constant gambling and leave the establishment while they still have a single penny in their bank accounts. True, casinos usually have large glass front entrances, but those could be initially secured with just about anything. Like card tables or banks of slot machines. The other doors are usually heavy steel fire doors and can only be opened from the inside. This not only gives you initial security, but offers easy cleaning in the event of a breach. Eventually, the little bastards would just wander out and not be able to get back in. The only drawback is that when you lose power, the inside of a casino is pitch black and not exactly the place where you'd want to be fighting zombies.

 

 

 

That's why I'd go for the parking garage. The garage is usually only accessed from the ground by drive-up ramps which could be initially secured with cars and other improvised barriers. You could salvage water from the enormous sprinkler system, fuel from the hundreds of cars parked there at any given time and, provided you could raid the valet shack or had hotwiring skills, would have your pick of vehicle. Also, as most casinos have their garages in close proximity to their gaming buildings, you could access the roof of the casino from the second or third level of the garage. This means you could raid dry storage for food and engineering areas for materiel. And there would be more booze available than you could consume in a dozen lifetimes.

 

 

 

Of course, you'd eventually want to get out. Any redoubt is going to collect a moat of undead. Draining that moat, or at least punching a hole through it, is vital to any excursion. Once you're out, you can simply draw the horde away from the ramp before outmanuevering them and running back in. But getting out requires something with a very large kill capacity and an ability to operate in a sustained fashion. Also, being able to disperse the resultant bodies is a must. Otherwise, the reallydead are going to just pile up around the redoubt until their undead buddies simply walk up over them and breach your defences. So you take some structural steel salvaged from the garage, a welder and cutter from Engineering and the powertrains and axles from a few cars. You build an armature with the steel that can extend from your redbout down to ground level. At one end, you put a car engine and fuel tank. At the other, you place a rear axle with the tires removed and replaced with four-foot chains looped through holes in the wheels. Between these points, you rig up a drivetrain. Lower the business end down to zombie-level, crank her up and just slew the Zombiewhacker through the crowd. If it works, the zombies below will be pulverized, their atomized chunks spread safely across the landscape and their buddies drawn in by the sound to meet similar fates. Once the herd has thinned, you and your merry band can comb the landscape at will, return home, whack a few more zombies and enjoy a nice, alcohol-augmented sunset.

[Xewleer]

Alwight!

 

 

 

First off, I would find a weapon of some sort to deal with lone zombies. I don't really have any issue beating undead loved ones to death, so I'd try to kill them with the least amount of harm to me. Failing that, I trap them then leave the premises.

 

 

 

As such, I would not remain stationary for any long amount of time. I would find sevenish hidey-holes with at least 3 kinds of exits at various points,

 

 

 

I would then attempt to figure out the weakness in the zombie horde coverage... (they're not everywhere, right?) I would then gather a small amount of sacrifices... I mean survivors, to try and get out by any means that happen to be available. We would attempt to leave as soon as possible because they WILL Nuke the bejeebers out of the city to prevent infection to the rest of the world.

 

 

 

That's all I got.

[GeminiJ3]

Get a year's supply of Aerosol(sp?) deodorants and lighters, makeshift flamethrowers, bing. Then go to alaska or something.

[Militaris]

Necromagus, I might have missed something. But how are you going to deal with all of the infected/dead casino patrons and staff which would probably be in the building?

 

 

 

Like you mentioned, casinos are open all hours so it would be rare for you to find one which is empty. Even if you get there before the undead has spread it would be difficult to fortfy the area with all the chaotic crowds fleeing, hiding or looting.

[Militaris]

I have been critical of others survival plans, but i can not remember wring my own.

 

 

 

Firstly, I do not expect my plan to succeed, but in my view it is the most likely to.

 

 

 

In my scenario, I picture that Zombie outbreaks would be quite widespread by the time I have heard about it. Most towns/cities would already be infected. The police would be in tatters and civil law would have collapsed. In same areas, martial law might have been established. But the New Zealand military is to small to control the entire country.

 

 

 

I live about 10km from the nearest large town, there is a smaller town 3km to the west. About 1km to the North is a New Zealand Airforce base, commercial airport and a small township of air force personal. They have several 'arm depots' one boarding my property. One would think it would be wise to head straight for the air force base. But I disagree, I doubt they would have a large supply of suitable arms. The airport would be a natural gathering point for fleeing citizens. That entire area would be chaotic and likely to turn into a blood bath.

 

 

 

So, I would quickly grab a few essential items. These include my sleeping bag, pack, assorted clothing, food and firearms and ammunition. I would load these into my 4wd truck. If I do not have time I would run straight for the truck or farm motorbike. If my parents/family are also there I would get them to do the same thing. But we would leave in two 4wds. If they are hesitant they can die.

 

 

 

I would then avoid towns, by taking advantage of back roads where I can. I would then head for the mountains which is about a hours drive away. The road is long with a small population. Once up there I would introduce myself to the residents and attempt to establish a type of fortified area. I suspect it would be quite easy to get a group of 30-40 other survivals up there. Now I have to decide between staying with the group which has a fairly large amount of firepower but would also be a magnet to the dead.

 

 

 

The other option would be to head further into the mountains and isolation. But out there I would have to defend for myself 24/7 which could get fairly dangerous and exhausting after a few weeks/months. Finding sufficient food would be a problem.

 

 

 

I simply can not find a plan which would succeed in the long term. Getting enough food and finding a safe place to rest would be my main issues.