Spirrus

Turtle is right, how are people like me supposed to give out free anti dragon shields and other free stuff to noobs now? Drop parties? Nah.....the whole server will probably show up.

How the hell?

These people seriously deserve to die. They are nothing more than fanatics. Honestly, who comes up with crazy ideas like these?

Iran wont attack the US, it would probably be the other way around, its always been the other way around. :roll:

A pastor and a bunch of people from Church were gathering in the house of my mom's friend. I was at that house, and I was watching TV- without a remote control. I left the TV on for a while so that I could go eat some lunch and when I walked back, the TV room was filled with all these people. I sat down and continued watching on the channel I was on and much to my misfortune, Jackass was on MTV. Stevo or something like that was running around in a leopard skin thong, shaking his private part infront of the camera then catching it between his legs. It goes to commercials soon and I struggle to find the remote while some commeercials relating to sexual things plays. I'll never forget the looks those people gave me. :(

I know an AWESOME one. Did you know that using an easter ring and a book of folklore together could make you move at extreme speeds while in the form of an egg? How you may ask? Simple click to walk in a faraway distance, then click on the book of folklore at least 20 times continuously, if anyone is following you at this time, they will moonwalk towards the destination you clicked on but you will stay in the same spot. After that, click on the easter egg and ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM away. It was quite an effective anti noob mechanism, because noobs would normally walk back to where you stood, only to see you disappear in a flash :ohnoes: Another one involved a stronghold of securtiy book. Simply click on a door or closed coffin from a medium distance and then on the stronghold book. Close the book and you will still be reading it. Then you can click on the door or coffin and they will close and open.......without you touching it! \ It was funny watching noobs get puzzled as to why the Lumbridge cowfield gate kept shutting and opening by itself. :mrgreen: Unfortunately they stopped working a while ago after some updates occured........evil Jagex. :roll:

A.I was pretty sad for me and a korean war movie called Tae-Ku-Gi made me cry so much at the end.

Jackie Chan :D I just love his films, especially his old ones where he used to do some pretty insane stunts. Like in one ,which involved pirates, he drops from a two storey building to the ground, gets up and continued walking all in a single filming. :shock:

I got some! Dutch -Ja? -Addicted to adult entertainment. -Hate Americans -Smoke weed all day -Are perverted Germans -Anti-Semetic -only eat sausages -drink beer from tankards -Nazis -Racist -Also addicted to adult entertainment -Also perverted...... -Love metal music

If the living conditions in A were a little better ( no naked clones....god no) then maybe I'd have second thoughts about it. And even if I were to make it through, I'd be 35 and have to spend some more time in rehab and my life is pretty much wasted.

No way in hell I'd go to A, I'd go mad pretty easily. I just won't be able to handle it. Sorry, gun and bullet for me.

Batteries.......

The only problem I have with this update is Jagex' strange obsession with the '3000' number.

And yet another amazing article from QNN. =D>

Problem with these plans is that they all have a certain flaw. If you get guns(explosives etc) and try to defend yourself with them, you'd eventually run out of bullets. If you try using blunt or sharp objects to defend yourself, if would be impossible if you get overwhelmed or surrounded. Holding out in a place would be tough, because you'd have to find supplies such as clean water and food. Also, nuclear shelters, etc arent so easy to just find and even if you do establish a safe haven in a remote location, the zombies would exist for decades since they rot much slower than a regular corpse. So I dunno what to think of that would work in every aspect.......maybe an all out nuclear war?? :anxious:

You make it sound like you were addicted to Runescape or something. Seriously, if you can't balance your life with an online game then it's a good idea that you quit.

Im gonna buy a ton of black widows and knockouts and have me some fun :P

Go to the windows of shops, stand next to manequins, pose and stand still. I did this a couple of times and it seems to attract alot of attention. Another thing for boys is to go into a lingerie shop and act like youre gay then do what you want after that.....

From the places im from.... -Rich and all white -Are rednecks -Racist and from the other place... -Ghetto/ gangsters etc

Agreed.

Banned for not having a signature or avatar.

My friends prank called me by playing an adult movie with the sound on high in the background while not speaking. Unofortunately, it was my mom that picked up the phone instead. :oops:

Your wish is not corrupted but you spontaneously combust for no reason anyways. I wish a zombie apocalypse happened!

Barney the dinosaur molests you to death and I claim the 1 gp. :mrgreen: