Oh the memories....

 

TPUM doesn't say no.

No.

 

TPUM rarely shaves their armpits, and when they do, it's with a machete.

Not just my armpits.

 

TPUM was formally in the US Army, but they kicked him/her out because of their sexual preference.

Nope.

 

TPUM once hurled a javelin through their own chest, and played it off as a scratch.

Yup, I did that.

 

TPUM hates milk.

YES.

 

TPUM drove their car off a cliff, just 'cause.

Yes, sadly I forgot to take my wife off the trunk. Or at least untie her. Poor soul.

 

TPUM played Silent Hill 2 and cried during the water ending.

I'm not a gamer.

 

TPUM can't prove me wrong, which is the main reason why this thread hasn't gotten any replies. That means I won the game. YES!!!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Yes I can, because I decide what's true and what isn't based on my own interests.

 

TPUM will genuflect to the master and pope of , Napalm_Death.

You wish. :rolleyes:

 

Yes I can, because I decide what's true and what isn't based on my own interests.

 

Then how come you didn't reply to the thread I mentioned? Exactly, because you can't.

 

TPUM has a car of his own.

Nope.

 

TPUM has a giraffe of his or her own.

Nah, but my dad has offered to teach me how to drive many times. Too lazy for that, public transport it is for me.

Dammit Goon.

 

Yes, I do, but you shouldn't know about it.

 

@Blaze, I just did it.

 

TPUM likes long trips on a bus.

Yup, that and long walks. It really gives you time to think.

 

TPUM wears pants with out pockets.

I'd sooner kill myself.

 

TPUM loves country music.

I'd sooner kill myself.

 

TPUM drinks more chocolate milk than regular milk.

I don't drink either.

 

TPUM is an illegal alien in their country, and smuggled themselves in in a shoebox.

Sure.

 

TPUM rolls their r's.

arr?

 

TPUM is a pineapple.

(not a guess, its fact!)

It's a fact that you're WRONG.

 

TPUM has high IQ in advanced psychics.

I do.

 

TPUM will write something in their post.

Wrong, I'm not writing something, I'm typing something.

 

TPUM is dead.

Yes, but to specific I am the undead!! Muahaha.

 

TPUM is a zombie fan.

Oh yeah, they're the best.

 

TPUM is a fruit.

Nope.

 

TPUM is not an atheist. In fact he's quite the opposite.

Wrong. I'm an atheist.

 

TPUM had a fear for syringes, but now he/she is pretty cool with them.