Banned for demanding answers

Banned for causing me to think of Jackie Chan all of a sudden. :-k

 

~D. V. "I also thought of the cartoon..." Devnull

Banned for making Uncle's "One more thing!" get stuck in my head :(

 

Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao

Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao

Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao

Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao

Banned for using a language other than English on an English-only message board.

Banned for using only English on an English-only board.

 

To prevent this from being used against me, here's the result of bashing my keyboard and calling it a new language. Aivityenvjtykxv nkfjswrtwrhxb ngtsnxhklvbnvxccbd hc'g bxcvdhjn x.

Banned for innovation

Banned for not being me.

 

Jealous, aren't you?

 

[hide]If you deny that you're jealous that you aren't me, you are lying to yourself.[/hide]

Banned because I'm not jealous and I'm not lying to myself. \:D/

Yes, you are.

 

I will give some good reasons why most people here would be jealous of me.

 

I make videos and entertain people with them. I doubt any of you do stuff like that. So banned for that.

Banned because I write things and tell jokes to entertain people instead. It's a different medium with a similar effect.

Goddamn it, banned because you totally pwned me.

Banned because I woke up late... by 3 hours. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "And I have the perfect emote/smiley to finish the post with..." Devnull

Banned because we need to talk.

Banned because to do that, you'll have to find me either on Steel Sentinels ("Sentinels 2" server) or via the "HYT" Clan Chat on RuneScape... But unfortunately, my will to touch either of those lately has been near zero... I barely pick up my spins... #-o

 

~D. V. "And that's among a list of reasons my RSN isn't on the left..." Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: To anyone who's taken my bans personally as of late... they're not meant to be personal... I'm just throwing stuff up as/when it hits my mind, but unfortunately some of it is bleedover from the offline world. Also, don't worry about my siggy... Just a lack of willpower keeping me stuck...)

Banned because I lack sleep

Banned for noticing me posting. Banned because in 1974 Russians attacked the United States. Banned for robbing a bank. Banned for driving a car. Banned because I know you're gonna ban me for making a post that's too long. Banned for not liking Pokémon. Banned for liking Pokémon. Banned because Pokemon is the most awesome thing in the world. Banned for oil drilling. Banned for watching good movies. Banned for watching crappy movies. Banned because I'm better than you. Banned for training summoning. Banned for playing RuneScape. Banned for having a postcount. Banned for there being too many bans to ban. Banned for using skype. Banned for abusing bugs. Banned for rightusing bugs. Banned for being against guns. Banned because guns are awesome. Banned for being an atheist. Banned for being a Christian. Banned for not being part of any religion. Banned for being part of more than one religion. Banned for being married. Banned for being a virgin. Banned because I love making this long post. Banned for being awesome. Banned for not being awesome. Banned for not believing in santa claus. Banned because santa claus is real. Banned because santa claus is awesome. Banned because Abraham Lincoln illegalized slavery. Banned for using the Internet too much. Banned for not using the Internet enough. Banned for being a pickpocket. Banned for stealing. Banned for being honest. Banned for being dishonest. Banned because dishonesty is a bad thing. Banned for liking Alvin and the Chipmunks. Banned for not liking Alvin and the Chipmunks. Banned because Alvin and the Chipmunks sucks. Banned for still reading this incredibly long post. Banned for having a terrible song stuck in your head. Banned for having a good song stuck in your head. Banned because I don't care for music. Banned for liking pizza. Banned for not liking pizza. Banned because pizzas are awesome. Banned for liking cheeseburgers. Banned for not liking cheeseburges. Banned because cheeseburgers are awesome. Banned for liking swords. Banned for not liking swords. Banned because guns beat swords every day. Banned for there being too many members of RuneScape. Banned for not being exclusive enough to join an exclusive club. Banned for liking your job. Banned for not liking your job. Banned because my job sucks. Banned for liking Star Wars. Banned for not liking Star Wars. Banned because Star Wars is awesome. Banned for liking smosh. Banned for not liking smosh. Banned bceause smosh is awesome. Banned because YouTube rocks a lot. Banned because all Pokémon can kick your ass easily. Banned for being a poet. Banned tor not being a poet. Banned because I'm not a big fan of poetry. Banned because I'm not running out of ideas. Banned for making it this far. Banned for liking mario. Banned for not liking mario. Banned because I don't care for mario. Banned for liking Knuckles the echidna. Banned for not liking Knuckles the echidna. Banned because Knuckles the echidna is awesome. Banned because you can't handle the awesomeness of Pokémon. Banned for believing in magic. Banned for not believing in magic. Banned because magic is real. Banned because magic is all around us. Banned for being American. Banned for not being American. Banned because Iceland is awesome. Banned for using far too many smilies. Banned for not using enough smilies. Banned for liking movies. Banned for not liking movies. Banned because some movies are awesome. Banned because while some others are crap. Banned for being a movie director. Banned for being a movie actor. Banned for not being a movie director. Banned for not being a movie actor. Banned for having no life outside the Internet. Banned for having a life outside the Internet. Banned because we almost reached the end. Banned for being interested in women. Banned for not being interested in women. Banned because I'm more for Pokémon than women. Banned for ignoring all warnings. Banned because we have reached the end.

Banned because tl;dr

Hah. :twisted:

 

Banned because you banned me for exactly the reason I expected. :twisted:

Banned because you thought bans were supposed to be unexpected :roll:

Banned for cartwheeling across a tightrope.

Banned for noticing an old man at the other side of the street pissing on the sidewalk.

Banned for going into space and being disappointed by how empty it is.

Banned for doing that without a space suit. :mad:

 

~D. V. "Doesn't it just suck?" Devnull

Banned for using reasons to ban a person similar to the way we fire people in the fired game.

 

And yes, I am included with the people I'm banning.

Banned because I got nice and delicious pizza to myself. Nyaah.