Banned for fear. Insert cliche speech about courage.

Banned because Christmas was yesterday. And it won't be back in 364 days.

Banned because today is Kwanzaa, brotha'!

 

That is the only and last time I say that word.

<*smashes into purée, and then pours them over a vat of Ice Cream*>

 

Banned for being "purée-worthy"... I wonder what vampire will enjoy feasting on your remains? :twisted:

 

~D. V. "You just made my day..." Devnull

Banned for implying you had to be a vampire to enjoy this fine delicacy.

 

*slurp*

Banned for thinking blood can only be drunk. You can also freeze into ice and craft them into tasty snow cones.

Banned for thinking a single slurp meant I never believed in bloodcones. I LOVE BLOODCONES.

Banned because your calendar is too big! :lol:

 

~D. V. "Double-banned because it's written in Mayan!" Devnull

Banned because I remembered I will have to purchase a new one next week.

Banned because we're all buried in the truth of that. :?

 

~D. V. "Doesn't it just suck?" Devnull

Banned because it will probably be another cat-themed calender. Not like I am complaining; they are extremely cute in their awkward positions!

Banned for being gullible.

 

Yeah, I made an iron out of your name.

Banned because it sounded like you meant to use another word other than 'iron'. 'Mess' maybe? Also, why was 'Cherry' untouched?

Actually, iron is the word I was looking for, since Guile is ironic to gullible.

 

Banned for that.

Banned because iron doesn't work like that.

Ok, I will shut up about your signature since I'm sure it has gotten annoying by now.

 

I will ban you for something else.

 

Banned for having two 1's in your post count.

Banned because steel is a much more ideal material. It makes better swords to coat venom on.

 

And makes good frying pans to conjure vast swaths of peppery bacon and scrambled eggs. Maybe pancakes if your flipping skills are good. Speaking of flipping, how good of a merchant are you?

Speaking of flipping, how good of a merchant are you?

 

Banned for asking a question. We can't allow that since this isn't a question thread.

Banned because you are shunning curiosity. Inquire!

 

Also, finally managed to make bacon nice and crispy. It's a shame I had no time to compliment eggs with it. Preferably the scrambled kind with traces of spices.

Banned because nobody cares about what you're cooking, or what you are doing in real life, at all.

Banned because there is at least one person that cares in the world.

 

And apparently, you are never one of them.

Banned for violating rule #34B6

 

Which says you can't go to the bathroom without anyone spying on you.

 

You broke the hidden camera, totally unacceptable.

Banned because the camera was smashed by gangster hooligans, not me.

Banned because I think Blaze was looking for the word "Irony", not "Iron"... They have two totally different meanings! :ugeek:

 

~D. V. "Seems like all of you need to go check a dictionary..." Devnull

You are absolutely right I meant to use the word "irony" and not "iron".

 

However I must ban you for saying "all of you" when it was just my fault alone.