Banned for having your lawn on the back of one of my giant turtles.

Banned because your turtle is on my giant serpent.

Banned for hacking into a government computer attempting to steal secret government documents.

 

Too bad government agents will arrest you long before you successfully do it.

Banned because you've used that one before. Maybe the government should be hacking into his computers to steal information about the people that hired him?

Banned because didn't realize that I got the analogy, and I was having fun tagging more maniacal funny onto it, albeit delayed. ;)

 

~D. V. "Or, did we run out of room for that?" Devnull

*Pushes D. V. Devnull away.*

 

Banned because you should know by now that I recycle bans all the time here.

 

Why focus on originality and creativity in this thread if I can do it in the wish thread instead?

Banned because we need a greater variety of people posting in The "You're Fired" Game, because it is stall-vulnerable otherwise. :huh:

 

~D. V. "Thankfully, I throw in links like a boss." Devnull

Let me count.

 

Myself -1

D. V. Devnull -2

Star. -3

Alg -4

Lokie -5

 

Damn, five different users have been active and posted in several forum games threads today. That makes me so happy because that means the forum games are very active.

 

Banned for being one of those people.

Banned for being no 1 in my heart.

Um, ok...

 

Banned for making me feel awkward.

Banned because she's now making me wonder all jealously how I stack up. :o :P

 

~Mr. D. V. "Simultaneously shocked/teasing here..." Devnull

Banned for banning because of jealousy.

 

We can't allow that, wait in that corner while the other guy waits in the corner over there.

Banned because we have all flirted with the seven deadlies.

Banned because you didn't specify what those "deadlies" are... :shame:

 

~D. V. "Specifics, dude, specifics..." Devnull

Banned for using the elaboration card.

 

[hide]In case you don't know I mean asking for elaboration.[/hide]

Banned because I got that one without having to check the hidden text, albeit the hidden text helps anyone who doesn't know. ;)

 

~D. V. "Might as well note that I did LOL from that..." Devnull

*Shoots you in the left arm.*

 

Banned because that's not blood, it's clearly ketchup.

Banned because ketchup doesn't seep out like that.

Banned because he's only seeing a hologram... He apparently totally and completely forgot about my personal shield, my invincibility, my immortality, and my dimensional and temporal shift fields. <*clicks the hologram off, revealing the lack of damage*> See? |^_^|

 

~D. V. "And that's why I'll be reappearing on 'The Time Machine' soon enough..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: BTW, next ban I fire, I hope I'm not having to clean up for someone else... I had something else in mind that I didn't get to use!)

Banned because everyone has weakness. I don't know what yours is, but I know you have one.

Banned for bonking your rocket on the atmosphere... :twss:

 

~D. V. "You wrecked the nose, too." Devnull

Banned because everyone has weakness. I don't know what yours is, but I know you have one.

Banned because it's a pretty obvious weakness.

 

Yes, I mean to ban DV for that.

Banned because I would really freaking love to know what that weakness would be, seeing as my online self is pretty much as old as the time periods of eons themselves. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Can't remember his exact age due to it..." Devnull

Banned because you have to take it off when bathing.

Banned because the shielding and immortality/invincibility do not disappear and are not unequipped while I'm bathing. They're all built-in to me as natural abilities and cellular structure elements, and no emp or other such disruption can affect them. They don't even have any visible surface elements, either. :D

 

~D. V. "And don't get me started on certain 'bare' topics..." Devnull