So me and Alg just discovered a brand new way to enjoy reading definitions in an English Dictionary (in this case, an online one) that doesn't involve browsing through the definitions of the more socially unsavory curse words.

 

There is going to be no sleep tonight... or in the morning.

You give me too much credit.

 

For what it's worth, the same can be done with Wikipedia. For once, their objectivity is their weakness.

So what goes beyond castration? I am dying to know what sadistic action we would be taking next.

 

Gwyn, was the above line to me?

 

EDIT: @Alg: I always credit you as soon as I let you in on something. It's amazing how much of an unintentional comedic goldmine Oxford Dictionary's website is. What I intended was to note their word of day being an interesting pick to realizing how hilarious the whole thing really is.

So what goes beyond castration? I am dying to know what sadistic action we would be taking next.

We force him to watch Disaster Movie.

So what goes beyond castration? I am dying to know what sadistic action we would be taking next.

We force him to watch Disaster Movie.

 

Oh, that's going too far. I suggest reading to him "My Immortal".

Death comes to mind

Imo torture >>>> death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01sNGHnties

 

These videos are [bleep]ing great

Ok Vezon. Plan.

 

If you talk to her by Saturday you get a cookie.

 

If you talk to her by Sunday you get a slap.

 

If you don't talk to her before Sunday ends we castrate you.

 

Now who wants to be in charge of this?

 

 

Problem is, I don't know her name. I don't know where she lives. And I don't know how to find her.... *except* for one place on Sunday.

Ok Vezon. Plan.

 

If you talk to her by Saturday you get a cookie.

 

If you talk to her by Sunday you get a slap.

 

If you don't talk to her before Sunday ends we castrate you.

 

Now who wants to be in charge of this?

 

 

Problem is, I don't know her name. I don't know where she lives. And I don't know how to find her.... *except* for one place on Sunday.

 

Then you only have 1 shot to keep your penis. Best of luck.

 

(Seriously though you'll be fine just do it!)

Omg conspiracy theory time per [qfc]15-16-631-64194837[/qfc]

 

dis song

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dh7gjfqYGo

 

and dis show, at 4:57 and 11:43

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5XaM3IS-fs

Harpy Haiku Hour:

 

 

 

Brilliant springtime!

Halcyon days of downpour.

Shit-- a tornado!

 

 

 

And Vezon, I am unsure if you posted this on the relationship thread since I never tread there. It seems a lot more ideal compared to this feathery asylum we call a nest.

 

@Gwyn: I love that show! :3

Not sure the relationship thread is actually the best place for it :P

I too, love that show

OMFG XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!@!

 

 

I actually made like 10 replica shengonwu out of legos once.

Not sure the relationship thread is actually the best place for it :P

Do they actually discuss relationships and give advice in there, these days? :razz:

According to TVTropes, there is a good chance you might see it again in 2013 since it is supposed to be revived under the name Xiaolin Chronicles.

 

If you're wondering, Jack Spicer and Raimundo are my favorite characters.

 

And Vezon, I remembered going as far to roleplay Showdowns with a friend when we were kids. Our imaginations were weaponized in so many ways, it was awesome. I cannot recall which Shen Gong Wu was my favorite.

No.... I mean, the problem I will have is to get her into a conversation situation that will draw her attention. I can't really say what I want to say to her right off the bat.

 

 

I had a dream about Jack Spicer once.... It was one of the most [bleep]ed up dreams I've ever had. I still remember it quite vividly.

How do you plan on starting?

Zaaps are you trying to turn this into a Harpy relationship advice thread?

See.... I really don't know. I think she had the same exam period for bio 111 last year as I did, but that is hardly a conversation piece.

No.... I mean, the problem I will have is to get her into a conversation situation that will draw her attention. I can't really say what I want to say to her right off the bat.

 

 

I had a dream about Jack Spicer once.... It was one of the most [bleep]ed up dreams I've ever had. I still remember it quite vividly.

 

Please tell me it wasn't homo... but I assume it was hallucinogenic at least.

 

I had a really vague one involving the Sword of the Storm and a few-- oh god! Now I remember! That sword was one of my favorites!

Homo? Not in the slightest. Jack actually got some from this hot girl.

 

 

Shard of Lightening / Serpent's Tail / Lunar Locket - my favorites

@gwyn: This is a harpy nest. All services included!

 

@Vezon: Hmm yeah. 111 is Intro too correct? So that means it's a big class and she likely wouldn't have noticed you (no offense) unless you interacted with her a lot, in which case you probably wouldn't be needing help. You said she goes there every Sunday? Maybe start with something like, "Hey, you come here a lot"? Idk that might not go too well depending on where and what this place is. What are we talking about here?

Why not just say hi or something? Or like hey I recognise you, or one of those cliche lines Lllll

 

disregard my advice i'm so bad with girls

Also I loved the way Omi said "Golden Tiger claws"