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Superpower game

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Flight

 

I fly so strong I carry the entire lake into the air.

 

I fall on you. With the lake.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Wallcrawling

 

I crawl on the bottom of a ceiling so it doesn't affect me

 

I climb up a really tall building and drop an anvil on you

Penance Stare

 

I take the anvil.

 

But you receive just as much pain as I do.

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Wing Manifestation

 

I'm a masochist

 

I make a really strong gust of wind and launch you high in the sky

Rodent Mimicry.

 

I'm a [bleep]ing rat, I dodge needles like nothing.

 

Also, I bite your [bleep]ing head off.

That was the newest reply, yet I didn't get an email about it till today

 

Air manipulation

 

I stop your gust of wind in its track

 

I redirect it right back at you

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Destruction, [bleep] yes

 

I destroy the gust of wind

 

I destroy you and all of your ancestors

Pathifery

 

I wish that doesn't happen, therefore, it doesn't happen. Yay, plot armor.

 

I wish you die.

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Logic Immunity.

 

You wish that I die, and I die, but I'm still alive.

 

The fact that you are alive kills you.

Flash Step (the ability to move at rapid speeds for short lengths of time)

 

I pretend to die, then flash step away, making you think my dead body disintegrated

 

As you walk away, I flash step directly into you, knocking you with tremendous force into a wall

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Dehydration

 

You lose all of the water in your body the instant you get within a few feet of me

 

I dehydrate you to death

Plasma manipulation.

 

I manipulate lightning to create an electromagentic field surrounding me, preventing the water from leaving me body.

 

Also, I make lightning fall on you.

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Hypercognition

 

I'm able to predict that you'd do that and defend accordingly

 

I make a nuke and make you go boom

Musical Empathy

 

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I listen to classical music which puts me in a relaxed state such that I cannot be exploded

 

I listen to heavy metal which makes me go crazy on your ass

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Rapid Maturity...

 

I get really old so you'll feel bad about making me sad.

 

I... Uh... Yell at you to get off my lawn and you trip.

Plant Manipulation

 

I control your lawn and it catches me.

 

Several trees fall on you, along with a rosebush.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Season Control

 

lolno. It's winter.

 

I bury you under a ton of snow.

Intangibility

 

I ignore the snow.

 

I then become solid inside you, exploding you.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Dimensional Storage

 

I teleport you to another dimension before you have a chance to solidify.

 

I teleport you to another dimension before you have a chance to solidify.

Superpower Wiki Homepage

 

I break the fourth wall and leave the fight.

 

I hunt you down in real life.

 

(I think I just got the winning page.)

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

[/hide]
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I said in the op that if that happened to get a new power. Oh well

 

Enhanced Speed

 

I run away from you.

 

Blah blah light speed time travel blah blah I kill your pregnant grandmother.

Oops

 

Possession. I possess you and stop you from killing my grandmother.

 

Instead, I have you charge headlong at an incoming train.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Matter Melding

 

I fuse with the train.

 

I'm a train and I run you over.

Concussion beams

 

I fire a concussive blast out my ass and it grinds you to a halt

 

You run away in terror, fearing what I might blast a concussive blast out of next

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Simian Mimicry

 

I turn into a really fast monkey and dodge it.

 

I go APEshit on you.

Death sense.

 

I feel it a day before you do that, and go buy a gun to defend myself.

 

I stalk you until I feel your death being a strong possibility, then I kill you to death.

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