October 18, 201114 yr Author Psionic Equilibrium Distortion I make you too dizzy to kill me to death. I make you throw up a bunch of times so you die YouTube
October 18, 201114 yr Elemental Mimicry I become wooden and thus can't vomit. I then turn into a flaming hunk of wood and charge you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 18, 201114 yr Author Sexual Manipulation, haha Oh, you're a flaming hunk of wood all right. I make you have immeasurable lust towards whoever the strongest homophobe is. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr I'm surpised you didn't carry that further. "Flaming hunk of wood" had so much potential for abuse.Sleep Manipulation I fall asleep until your urges leave my system. I make you fall asleep and then give you nightmares to stress your body out so much you die from shock. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 19, 201114 yr Author Pyrotechnic Plasma I make you go boom before you can make me fall asleep. I make you go boom. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr Claw Retraction :wall: I...I claw my way through that goddamn explosion like a real man. Then I claw your face off. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 19, 201114 yr Author Yin & Yang Manipulation I make you a good boy and you don't do it. The I slit your throat. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr Sirenian Mimicry I turn into a dugong and my thick neck fat protects me. I then fall on your and crush you under my weight. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 19, 201114 yr Author Bat Mimicry I fly above you and avoid it. I vant to suck your blood and do so. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr Mold Manipulation I make you choke on your mucus before you can bite me. You choke on your own mucus and mushrooms attack you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 19, 201114 yr Author Web Creation I shoot webs out of my stomach to dislodge the mucus and kill the 'shrooms. I suffocate you with my webs. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr Amorphus Physiology I pass through your webs and suffucate you with my gooeyness. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 19, 201114 yr Author Mental Projection, sweet I think about you not suffocating me. I think about you dying. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr Enahanced Speed I outrun your thoughts. I punch you to death very quickly. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 19, 201114 yr Sound absorption Your punches make no sound, so out of confusion, you stop punching me I absorb all sounds you make, so you can never talk to anyone ever again. You kill yourself out of loneliness
October 19, 201114 yr Author Hyena Mimicry (srsly...?) I'm a [bleep]ing hyena. Everybody hates me anyway. I'm used to it. I bite your face off and you bleed to death. YouTube
October 19, 201114 yr Mythical Mimicry :thumbup: Your punch means nothing as I'm a golem. I turn into a medusa-dragon crossbreed and turn you into stone then melt you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 20, 201114 yr Author Omnipathy I read the thoughts of billions of people and find out what I'd need to do to make them protect me from you. Then I make them attack you. YouTube
October 20, 201114 yr Levitation. I'm the new David Blaine. Nobody want's to attack me. Then I grab you, fly high and drop you.
October 20, 201114 yr Author Energy Kick I use a foam kick and make the ground really soft before I land. Then I use a nuke kick and blow you up. YouTube
October 21, 201114 yr Mustelid Mimicry (How many mimicries are there?) I turn into a badger and run into my badger den to avoid the blast. (It's one hell of a badger den.) I charge you with the all the fury a mustelid can muster. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 21, 201114 yr Pain suppression I suppress the the little that I would have felt. I then challenge you to a bloody knuckles match. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
October 21, 201114 yr Energy twin My duplicate accepts the challenge. I shoot you in the head while you're distracted. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 21, 201114 yr Author Jet Propulsion I launch myself high in the air to dodge. I fall on top of you. YouTube
October 21, 201114 yr Intangibility (The ability to pass through solid matter at will without harming oneself). I activate it, so you phase through me and hit the floor. Then I grab a big stone, make it phase through your chest, and make it unphase while still inside you,
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