Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Author Share Posted October 18, 2011 Psionic Equilibrium Distortion I make you too dizzy to kill me to death. I make you throw up a bunch of times so you die YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Elemental Mimicry I become wooden and thus can't vomit. I then turn into a flaming hunk of wood and charge you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Author Share Posted October 18, 2011 Sexual Manipulation, haha Oh, you're a flaming hunk of wood all right. I make you have immeasurable lust towards whoever the strongest homophobe is. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 I'm surpised you didn't carry that further. "Flaming hunk of wood" had so much potential for abuse.Sleep Manipulation I fall asleep until your urges leave my system. I make you fall asleep and then give you nightmares to stress your body out so much you die from shock. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Pyrotechnic Plasma I make you go boom before you can make me fall asleep. I make you go boom. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Claw Retraction :wall: I...I claw my way through that goddamn explosion like a real man. Then I claw your face off. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Yin & Yang Manipulation I make you a good boy and you don't do it. The I slit your throat. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Sirenian Mimicry I turn into a dugong and my thick neck fat protects me. I then fall on your and crush you under my weight. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Bat Mimicry I fly above you and avoid it. I vant to suck your blood and do so. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Mold Manipulation I make you choke on your mucus before you can bite me. You choke on your own mucus and mushrooms attack you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Web Creation I shoot webs out of my stomach to dislodge the mucus and kill the 'shrooms. I suffocate you with my webs. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Amorphus Physiology I pass through your webs and suffucate you with my gooeyness. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Mental Projection, sweet I think about you not suffocating me. I think about you dying. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Enahanced Speed I outrun your thoughts. I punch you to death very quickly. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Sound absorption Your punches make no sound, so out of confusion, you stop punching me I absorb all sounds you make, so you can never talk to anyone ever again. You kill yourself out of loneliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Hyena Mimicry (srsly...?) I'm a [bleep]ing hyena. Everybody hates me anyway. I'm used to it. I bite your face off and you bleed to death. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Mythical Mimicry :thumbup: Your punch means nothing as I'm a golem. I turn into a medusa-dragon crossbreed and turn you into stone then melt you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 20, 2011 Author Share Posted October 20, 2011 Omnipathy I read the thoughts of billions of people and find out what I'd need to do to make them protect me from you. Then I make them attack you. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Levitation. I'm the new David Blaine. Nobody want's to attack me. Then I grab you, fly high and drop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 20, 2011 Author Share Posted October 20, 2011 Energy Kick I use a foam kick and make the ground really soft before I land. Then I use a nuke kick and blow you up. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Mustelid Mimicry (How many mimicries are there?) I turn into a badger and run into my badger den to avoid the blast. (It's one hell of a badger den.) I charge you with the all the fury a mustelid can muster. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Pain suppression I suppress the the little that I would have felt. I then challenge you to a bloody knuckles match. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Energy twin My duplicate accepts the challenge. I shoot you in the head while you're distracted. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Jet Propulsion I launch myself high in the air to dodge. I fall on top of you. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Intangibility (The ability to pass through solid matter at will without harming oneself). I activate it, so you phase through me and hit the floor. Then I grab a big stone, make it phase through your chest, and make it unphase while still inside you, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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