October 21, 201114 yr Author Sound Mimicry I yell at the stone in a really strict voice to stop. Then I make a really high-pitched noise that makes your ear drums explode and you bleed to death. YouTube
October 21, 201114 yr Reality Warping - Users can alter any item already considered real. Any decision made in the past, any item ever created, any movement, choice, color, atom or molecule that exists can be changed. I change the sound of your voice and make it soft and quiet. I change your brain into a rock so you die. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
October 21, 201114 yr Plant Communication Uhhh... [bleep]. I talk some forest into killing the nest poster.
October 22, 201114 yr Sirenian mimicry. How did I get it again? GAH. I'm a manatee so all the trees just float above me while I troll you from the deep. I think you're already dead, so I viciously bite the next poster. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 22, 201114 yr Pain Inducement Awwww yeahhhhh I make you feel so much pain that you collapse into a useless pile on the floor Same with the next guy
October 22, 201114 yr Author Energy Twin It was actually my clone. I slap you a bunch of times with a stick. YouTube
October 22, 201114 yr Swamp... mimicry...? I turn into a swamp. Your stick splashes harmlessly through me. You drown in me.
October 22, 201114 yr Time Manipulation :shades: I stop time for you so you can't hurt me. I stop time for all but myself and go collect ~ 4000 guns and cannons of varying size and capacity. I then place them alla roun you and pull all their triggers. Then I let time continue normall while I walk away in slow-mo. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 23, 201114 yr Psionic Equilibrium Distortion (affecting your sense of balance) I make you so disoriented that you fall over into your pile of guns and they go off, killing you. I also disorient the next guy so much that he can't even function
October 23, 201114 yr Space-Time Manipulation But all the bullets are gone so I'm fine. Also the ground moved 90 degrees so that I'm still on my feet. I leave space and time until I recover from your effects, then go back in time to grab your pregnant mother, the throw her further back in time into the bloody asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 23, 201114 yr Summoning I summon forth a great beast that swallows you whole before you have a chance to. I summon a diamond wall coated with obsidian around me, above me and below me so that you can't damage me.
October 23, 201114 yr Author Controlled Adrenaline Rush /instantmine and I go hulk on yo' ass for 3 hours. I go hulk on yo' ass for 3 hours. YouTube
October 23, 201114 yr Strong Force Manipulation I cause the air around you to reaarge into solid iron that encapsules you. I blast you apart in subatomic dust. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 23, 201114 yr Author Accelerated Vision I can see it well enough to dodge it. I use my god-tier kung fu skills to kill you. YouTube
October 23, 201114 yr Anatomical liberation Eveytime you hit me I fly into a thousand pieces, which dissipates the force of your strike. All of my body parts grab knives and stab you from every direction. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 24, 201114 yr Wound Transferral. I grab my victim while taking the hits. I transfer all of my stab wounds to you, healing me. ~ W ~
October 24, 201114 yr Mutation Inducement I cancel out the mutation that makes you able to transfer wounds. All the damage you take goes directly to you. I mutate myself into some kind of horrible winged blade-armed demon that totally wrecks your shit.
October 24, 201114 yr Author Shamanism I summon a stronger horrible winged blade-armed demon to defend me. It attacks you. YouTube
October 24, 201114 yr Sexual manipulation :twss: I make the demon uncontrollably attracted to you sexually and it ignore me and instead makes sweet fiery demon love to you. Sweet fiery demon love. It tends to be fatal. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 25, 201114 yr Self Spawn The demon [bleep]s one of my copies I spawn many more copies and we gang up on you.
October 25, 201114 yr Author Jackhammer Arms I jackhammer the demon off so hard it dies. I jackhammer you to death. YouTube
October 26, 201114 yr Earth Manipulation I erect a stone shield to deflect your jackhammer blows I push the stone shield towards you at high velocity
October 26, 201114 yr Author Metal Manipulation I pull up a giant metal shield from all the ore in the ground. I pull up a sword and slash you a bunch of times. YouTube
October 27, 201114 yr Vector Manipulation I redirect your sword blows away from me... ...and right into your soft, sliceable flesh.
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