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Reality Warping - Users can alter any item already considered real. Any decision made in the past, any item ever created, any movement, choice, color, atom or molecule that exists can be changed.

 

I change the sound of your voice and make it soft and quiet.

 

I change your brain into a rock so you die.

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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Sirenian mimicry. How did I get it again? GAH.

 

I'm a manatee so all the trees just float above me while I troll you from the deep.

 

I think you're already dead, so I viciously bite the next poster.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Time Manipulation :shades:

 

I stop time for you so you can't hurt me.

 

I stop time for all but myself and go collect ~ 4000 guns and cannons of varying size and capacity. I then place them alla roun you and pull all their triggers. Then I let time continue normall while I walk away in slow-mo.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Space-Time Manipulation

 

But all the bullets are gone so I'm fine. Also the ground moved 90 degrees so that I'm still on my feet.

 

I leave space and time until I recover from your effects, then go back in time to grab your pregnant mother, the throw her further back in time into the bloody asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Summoning

 

I summon forth a great beast that swallows you whole before you have a chance to.

 

I summon a diamond wall coated with obsidian around me, above me and below me so that you can't damage me.

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Strong Force Manipulation

 

I cause the air around you to reaarge into solid iron that encapsules you.

 

I blast you apart in subatomic dust.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Anatomical liberation

 

Eveytime you hit me I fly into a thousand pieces, which dissipates the force of your strike.

 

All of my body parts grab knives and stab you from every direction.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Sexual manipulation :twss:

 

I make the demon uncontrollably attracted to you sexually and it ignore me and instead makes sweet fiery demon love to you.

 

Sweet fiery demon love. It tends to be fatal.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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