October 27, 201114 yr Author Genetic Memory My ancestors were masters of every form of martial arts. I easily dodge YouTube
October 27, 201114 yr Space-time manipulation I freeze time and side step your hadouken I open up a black hole right in front of you
October 27, 201114 yr Author Additional Limbs I create infinitely many useless arms that fill the black hole, rendering it harmless. I make more arms and punch you a bunch of times. YouTube
October 27, 201114 yr Mental Projection I project intense feelings of guilt onto you. You feel too ashamed of your actions to continue. I project an extreme thirst for danger onto you, and you take up extreme sports where you consequently die in an accident
October 30, 201114 yr Idiosyncratic Significance Greek gods are so improtant to me that they became to foci for my powers, so I just make Zeus attack you instead. I make Zeus attack you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 30, 201114 yr Jet PropulsionMy speed and maneuverability allows me to avoid all attacks.I proper you sky high like a cannonball. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
October 30, 201114 yr Concussive Beams I blast the ground to slow my fall. I blast you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
November 1, 201114 yr Wall crawling I leap on a wall and climb up it to dodge your blast I leap from the tallest part of the building and land on you, crushing you
November 2, 201114 yr Author Emotional Energy Manipulation I turn into a woman and dodge at the last second. Then I sue you for sexual harassment and win because I'm a woman. I don't have to do anything. The wight knights kill you. YouTube
November 4, 201114 yr Energy kick (how specific...) I kick all your white knights in the balls really really hard. I also kick you in your taco.
November 4, 201114 yr Author Undead Mimicry I can't die. I bite you and turn you into a zombie. YouTube
November 5, 201114 yr Pachyderm Mimicry My thick rhinocerous hide protects me from your teeth. I gore you and crush you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
November 5, 201114 yr Sexual manipulation. I make you too horny (hehe, get it? horny?) to fight me. Then, in your moment of weakness, I just walk to you and stab you with a knife repeatedly.
November 5, 201114 yr Author Earth Manipulation Except I'm made out of stone I make the ground below you turn into sand, then glass, then lava. YouTube
November 6, 201114 yr Pheremone Manipulation I smell so good that you save me so that you can sniff my hair. I make you smell really good to a grizzly bear, and you die in the mating process. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
November 6, 201114 yr Rabbit MimicryI mimic a rabbit and burrow a tunnel where the bear cannot reach me. (I don't think it's fair to say 'you die' :P)You now think you are a rabbit. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
November 6, 201114 yr Author Psychic Navigation I'm a smart rabbit and don't come out of my tunnel. When you leave of boredom, I hunt you down and gnaw out your brain. YouTube
November 7, 201114 yr (I just phrased the ebar part that way because I was trying to avoid using language that would get my post deleted, honestly. :oops: ) Stinger Protrusion I shoot stingers at rabbit-you to pin you to the ground. I sting you to death. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
November 7, 201114 yr Author Platform Creation I block it with platforms. I squish you between two platforms. YouTube
November 7, 201114 yr Psionic Shield I die screaming. My blood squirts into your eye and blinds you. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
November 8, 201114 yr Author Replication Except that was a spare eye I make a bunch of fists and punch you a bunch of times. YouTube
November 8, 201114 yr Empathatic Mimicry Except that was a spare me. I make even more fists and punch you even more times. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
November 9, 201114 yr Author Omnimmunity You break my bones and skin, but it doesn't get infected and I don't die of blood loss. I kidnap you and bring you to Chernobyl. YouTube
November 9, 201114 yr Energy AssimilationI absorb all forms of matter into pure energy and then absorb it.I transmute you into energy and absorb you. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
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