24600

22699

 

 

 

Just kidding everyone!

 

24599

24598

 

Almost had me.

24,597.

 

*Prepares popcorn and a video camera for when Devnull shows up*

24,596 Got to stay til 10:38 Pm last night. Had to push in buggies for an hour. Day Off today :)

24,595.

24594

 

*Prepares popcorn and a video camera for when Devnull shows up*

Hmm... <*notes the video camera*> ...interesting.  No pummelings waiting to happen, though. :|

 

~D. V. "Oh well... Better luck next time." Devnull

24593

24,592.

 

Oh darn, we're just uhh...observing the Devnull in its natural habitat...

24591

24,590.

Counting backwards is just way too expert for me. Later.

Counting backwards is just way too expert for me. Later.

 

We'll count this as a post.

 

24,588

24,587.

24,586 Yeah Gang needs to add a # to that post though. Working 1 Pm to 10 Pm

24,585. Don't look at me!  :rolleyes:

24,584 Got on RS & did a little bit of Crafting for DXPW. Working 10 Am to 7 Pm

Edited February 20, 201511 yr by 852ttaM

24,583.

 

Glad to see they gave us F2P's 1.2x instead of nothing at all :P.

24,582

24,581.

24580

 

Counting backwards is just way too expert for me. Later.

You have got to be... <*facepalms*> #-o

 

<*Mr. DVD suddenly starts moving about 300 times faster than normal, affecting the local space around himself both temporally and dimensionally.  He promptly pulls out a sword handle & hilt from one of his pockets, shakes it out to the side, and causes 6 giant swords to show up at once.  They form together quickly into a rather powerful bladed bow that he thought would never be used here, and he can't remember at the moment if he's used such a weapon here before.  The firing system for his weapon appears entirely on its' own, without him even having to think about calling for it.  He draws back on the firing system, pulling the firing collar up along his arm, charging this crazy mix of a melee and range weapon to its' absolute excessive maximum.  Just for the excessive flare, he even goes so far as to jump high into the air as he takes aim upon @Gang Sabre.  With the release of his grip, Mr. DVD fires the entire powerful beam of energy and the firing collar slings back down to its' original firing position.  Before @Gang Sabre can even realize what's been fired, they're insta-nuked by the blast of the beam's impact on them in the entire single second or two that this took to occur.  A mere pile of ash is now left where @Gang Sabre was sitting, and a small respawning unit floats in and over to where the pile is.  It sounds off an automated voice, which quietly states, "Respawning your deceased player in 24 hours.  Please be patient.", and then begins charging up in order to do its' job.*>

 

*sigh* ... You simply don't insult the inverse count. :shame:

 

<*Mr. DVD releases his grip on his weapon, and it simply vanishes as if it hadn't appeared until it is called again.  He returns to normal speed, and gently floats back down to the floor below, a slight distortion beneath him until his shoes touch the floor to prevent him accelerating and coming down harder than he would like.*>

 

~D. V. "That weapon's usually a 'Widespread Devastation'-class item.  Focusing it and controlling the blast takes some work." Devnull

24,579.

 

I spent several minutes of double XP weekend reading that wall of text. And it was totally worthwhile.

24,578

24,577.

24576

 

<*DVD looks out the door and down the hall, only to see something he totally didn't expect.*>

 

Oh, oops... :?

 

<*DVD ducks back in quickly, thankfully having not been noticed, as the loud, half-annoyed squeals of several of Tip.It's female forum users are heard.  Apparently, the shot he fired flipped up several of the ladies' skirts due to a transient passive breeze his shot generated, resulting in the ladies underclothing being left open for view.  Unfortunately, this breeze also carried so much static energy that the skirts won't fall back down, and those ladies' attempts to push their skirts back down keep on failing.*>

 

That's gonna take an extra 24 hours to fix itself.  Damn... and that normally never happens either! #-o

 

~D. V. "I had no idea that was coming." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Sure, I could have thrown in several displayed usernames for dramatic flare on this 'sight joke'.  But then again, I wouldn't want to get walked all over either!  As it stands, I might be stepping over a barrier by accident.  Hey, @Arceus, if I have, could you please either tell me, or perhaps throw a wrapper tag on it to hide unless clicked with an appropriate descriptor?)