:'(

Would have been amazing for the first test century by a number 11 to be by a 19 year old on debut. Unfortunately I actually expected something like that would happen, like how Tino Best and Mitchell Starc have fallen just short.

Starc and his doppelgänger destroying England. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [bleep]

Sigh.. 11-2.. This is not going well already.

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

 

Inb4cookhits350

Grats on 99 Slayer!!

Thanks Cerri :)

 

Cricket going averagely, was good to watch whilst doing some cooking. Time to play Dota again tho :)

What a top first Ashton Agar day it has been.

 

Cook is one helluva first wicket in test cricket (brb poetry).

Ffs, it's going exactly the way the Aussie's would want it to go.

 

Badbadbadbadbad. Part of me wishes we'd lose just to give the team a wake up call.

 

Just got this, better late than never. Cya ABS.

 

 

Lel. I remember our first sighting of him. "What a [bleep]ing joke"

 

 

Then he and Trott end up at about 1/500 last time out here and life was ruined.

Aleem Dar.

 

 

GG STRAYA[bleep]S

 

I dunno how to edge the ball, so I [bleep]ing middle it to slip instead.

I should add though. It's a bit of a joke that people here are screaming THE [bleep]WIT SHOULDVE WALKED INSTEAD OF BEING A POMMIE [bleep]WIT when 99% of the Australian players ever wouldn't have.

Yeah that's what they said on the Brit coverage of it. A lot of stuff about how the call is at the umpires jurisdiction, the batter does not have to walk if he isn't given out and it's kinda Clarke's fault for wasting those two referrals earlier on in the game. They were made for this sort of thing after all.

The thing people are saying now is that 3rd umpire should be able to step in and say "oi mate, you're a [bleep]ing idiot it's out".

 

I dunno.

 

Should've walked.

 

http://youtu.be/9gVI8sOtdNk

 

etc. Leeel Cricinfo toplel of the day

 

hi im aleem dar and welcome to jackass

 

also

Badbadbadbadbad. Part of me wishes we'd lose just to give the team a wake up call.

lollionstourripdeans

[/wrist]

Slit slit

Friends and I had said it, Cricinfo said it. Shame that Broad's a [bleep] and Australia can't use referral properly, but alas, the way it finished today reminded me of this

 

 

If the next 9 texts are like this one, [bleep] me, it's going to be a great 6 months.

Been at the beach all weekend, didn't get to watch the Ashes.

Great result though :) I have a poster of that picture somewhere - it might have gotten ripped though. Might dig it out, for old times sakes.

 

Hopefully the next few 5 day-ers will be slaughterfests.

Started soloing Corp - wanna get a Sigil drop :)

 

[hide=Corp Log]

1. 13 Blue Charms, 1 Regen Bracelet

2. 13 Crimson Charms, 100 Teak Planks

3. 13 Crimson Charms, 1 Mystic Air Staff

4. 13 Green Charms, 250 Law Runes

5. 13 Blue Charms, 1 Blue Mystic Robe Bottom

6. 13 Blue Charms, 20 Runite Ore

7. 13 Gold Charms, 30 Tuna Potatoes

8. 13 Green Charms, 70 Raw Shark

9. 13 Crimson Charms, 250 Law Runes

10. 13 Crimson charms, 250 Soul Runes[/hide]

Solo times?

Around 4 minutes usually. Quite often I can tele to Burthorpe, restock and tele back to have Ovl/Renewal expire just as I start the next kill.

 

Current loot from 16 kills (not collecting the Tuna Potatoes):

 

 

[hide=Log]1. 13 Blue Charms, 1 Regen Bracelet

2. 13 Crimson Charms, 100 Teak Planks

3. 13 Crimson Charms, 1 Mystic Air Staff

4. 13 Green Charms, 250 Law Runes

5. 13 Blue Charms, 1 Blue Mystic Robe Bottom

6. 13 Blue Charms, 20 Runite Ore

7. 13 Gold Charms, 30 Tuna Potatoes

8. 13 Green Charms, 70 Raw Shark

9. 13 Crimson Charms, 250 Law Runes

10. 13 Crimson charms, 250 Soul Runes

11. 13 Blue Charms, 1 Blue Mystic Robe Bottom

12. 13 Blue Charms, 30 Tuna Potatoes

13. 13 Blue Charms, 120 Desert Goat Horns

14. 13 Green Charms, 500 Cosmic Runes

15. 13 Green Charms, 2500 Pure Essence

16. 13 Crimson charms, 500 Cosmic Runes[/hide]

Went to test mage at Armadyl Gwd as I have an Aviansie slayer task -

 

 

+ GS Shard 2.