I don't know if you accept a dialogue-type story format but here we go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Setting: Tutorial Island

 

 

 

When: In the morning when everyone is cranky. Well...almost everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Aah! It's good to be alive!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Yes...very good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tutorial Guide: Hey! Shut up! We haven't introduced chat yet!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: No! I'll talk if I want to! You should shut it! That's a dumb lookin hat by the way...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Yeah! You from the circus??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tutorial Guide: No. Now shut up! Your disrupting the protocol Jagex programmed!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Sorry, I believe in Saradomin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Yeah. Me too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tutorial Guide: Gaaarrr!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-With a large steel warhammer, the Tutorial Guide charges in fury-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Hey, can I borrow your dragon scimmy??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Sorry. You need to have 60 attack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Oh snap. May I borrow that iron sword?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Seeing as how you said "may"....sure. Here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Tosses the iron sword to Noob 1-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Hyah!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Stabs the slow clumsy Tutorial Guide in the guts and gigabytes spill everywhere-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tutorial Guide: Uggh....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Whips out a shark and eats it in a few seconds-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tutorial Guide: Aah! Much better!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: What a waste of money...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Yeah. I agree. That poor shark.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Well, i gtg now lol...cya later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 2: Don't worry, i gtg 2. cya later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Noob 1 & 2 log off-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note: Well.....i'm not the best author....

How many of these do we really need? Honestly...

I'm sorry, I normally don't flame but these noob# stories are getting really old. (A sid [EDIT] note: I've noticed that rs players use the word "noob" about 10 times more than any other mmo I've played, and I've played more than a few)

Its a bit like me, in about 10000 words 1153 were the word 'ZAROS'(or ZAROSEN or ZAROSENS) that like every tenth word is Zaros/en/s. And every hundred words there are eleven Zaros/en/s. I have it so if I type ZA it alto corrects to Zaros to save time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway the story is fairly good if not short. The thing to remember about Noob stories is that not all of them are really about anything, its like blonde jokes people just like to insult them

I have it so if I type ZA it alto corrects to Zaros to save time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is Baad

While dialogue-stories are accepted, please try to have a plot, try to write in proper English (please... respect this library and do not use shorthand unless the story requires you to use it to make a point in something). If you're using shorthand because you're lazy or because the word is frequent, you're just killing your own story and giving less respect for the story, yourself, and the others that read it as well as this board.