Greenapplgrl Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I don't know if you accept a dialogue-type story format but here we go: Setting: Tutorial Island When: In the morning when everyone is cranky. Well...almost everyone. Noob 1: Aah! It's good to be alive!! Noob 2: Yes...very good. Tutorial Guide: Hey! Shut up! We haven't introduced chat yet! Noob 1: No! I'll talk if I want to! You should shut it! That's a dumb lookin hat by the way... Noob 2: Yeah! You from the circus?? Tutorial Guide: No. Now shut up! Your disrupting the protocol Jagex programmed! Noob 1: Sorry, I believe in Saradomin. Noob 2: Yeah. Me too. Tutorial Guide: Gaaarrr!!!! -With a large steel warhammer, the Tutorial Guide charges in fury- Noob 1: Hey, can I borrow your dragon scimmy?? Noob 2: Sorry. You need to have 60 attack. Noob 1: Oh snap. May I borrow that iron sword? Noob 2: Seeing as how you said "may"....sure. Here. -Tosses the iron sword to Noob 1- Noob 1: Hyah! -Stabs the slow clumsy Tutorial Guide in the guts and gigabytes spill everywhere- Tutorial Guide: Uggh.... -Whips out a shark and eats it in a few seconds- Tutorial Guide: Aah! Much better! Noob 1: What a waste of money... Noob 2: Yeah. I agree. That poor shark. Noob 1: Well, i gtg now lol...cya later. Noob 2: Don't worry, i gtg 2. cya later. -Noob 1 & 2 log off- Author's Note: Well.....i'm not the best author.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 How many of these do we really need? Honestly... My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncmd Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I'm sorry, I normally don't flame but these noob# stories are getting really old. (A sid [EDIT] note: I've noticed that rs players use the word "noob" about 10 times more than any other mmo I've played, and I've played more than a few) Pm me if you need anything proof-read, I may not be very good, but I am always willing to help.A Seal Clubber is me!A Oxygenarin is me!6*9=42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Its a bit like me, in about 10000 words 1153 were the word 'ZAROS'(or ZAROSEN or ZAROSENS) that like every tenth word is Zaros/en/s. And every hundred words there are eleven Zaros/en/s. I have it so if I type ZA it alto corrects to Zaros to save time. Anyway the story is fairly good if not short. The thing to remember about Noob stories is that not all of them are really about anything, its like blonde jokes people just like to insult them http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncmd Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I have it so if I type ZA it alto corrects to Zaros to save time. That is Baad Pm me if you need anything proof-read, I may not be very good, but I am always willing to help.A Seal Clubber is me!A Oxygenarin is me!6*9=42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForsakenMage Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 While dialogue-stories are accepted, please try to have a plot, try to write in proper English (please... respect this library and do not use shorthand unless the story requires you to use it to make a point in something). If you're using shorthand because you're lazy or because the word is frequent, you're just killing your own story and giving less respect for the story, yourself, and the others that read it as well as this board. Adventurer's Log || YouTube || Facebook || Tip.it Times Work || Wanna Join the Editorial Panel?Maxed Out 01 October 2012 PDT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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