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I am the Egg of Knowledge!!!


Scudman126

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Well i was next to the gypsy tent in varraock sqaure as an egg, and i drew a large crowd, some where asking how i get the egg etc.

 

 

 

Then i started to say "I am the egg of knowledge" and spekaing in riddle and acting like an oracle, more crowd ensured, lol, and people started to calling me egg of knowlegde :) Very funny. Looks like teh crowd has died done, off to varrock west to scary noobs into thinking i'm an egg god!

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Me (Egg of Knowlegde): Who has questions for the egg of knowledge?

 

Others: Me

 

Me (Egg of Knowlegde): Answer, my child

 

Others: "What is the capital of england?"

 

Me (Egg of Knowlegde): The capital of England is London - so says the egg of knowledge.

 

 

 

Another question was:

 

 

 

Other: How old is your mum?

 

Me (Egg of Knowlegde): The Egg of Knowlegde has no mum - he has been around since time began.

 

 

 

What a hoot, best hoilday event ever, could be a bit more longer - more work i mean :)

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I've been calling myself mephisto, the talking egg of doom...lol

 

I'm a bit amazed by the number of people that didn't know about the easter event...

 

I got an idea, why don't we do an egg party? We all gather like any other tipit event, in a crowded plaec and we all transfrom in to eggs. Or a human egg bombing :lol:

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I've stopped "egging" around. The time is perfect to mine 2k coal in the mining guild (they are all out doing the easter quest, :D )

 

 

 

I might turn back into the Egg of Knowlegde soon enough, when duty calls. I think i will go up to the top of the Oracle moutian and sit and wait -"till ye noobs come seek me out to ask the mighty all-knowing egg of knowledge some questions"

 

 

 

The Egg of Knowledge says: "Hmmm....egg bombing be good i thinks - thta is all from the egg!"

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Well i was egging in front of the lumbridge castle yelling

 

 

 

Help! Help!

 

This is a curse please free me!

 

When you want to free me u must go and kill the duke of lumbridge!

 

 

 

 

 

It was funny seeing the noobs panic

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Now i've been making egg propaganda :lol:

 

-Voting rights for eggs!

 

-We want an egg president!

 

-I have a dream...

 

-Egg power/egg powah!

 

-No more frying, baking or boiling eggs!

 

-Eggs have rights!

 

-Eggs are a minority, but we have rights too!

 

 

 

I've been doing that in places with large clusters off eggs, and everyone kinda joined in :wink:

 

We had a lot of laughs, and scared a lot of noobs, one ran away saying:help me!!!!!!!!

 

Egg power! We have rights! :wink:

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I've got a new one:

 

when you are an egg, and people ask: how do you do that?

 

you have to say that if you want to morph into an egg you just have to say 'plop'

 

from then on, say 'plop' when u activate the ring, and again when you unmorph.

 

I've had a lot of fun with this one, hope it works for you too! :wink:

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I've got a new one:

 

when you are an egg, and people ask: how do you do that?

 

you have to say that if you want to morph into an egg you just have to say 'plop'

 

from then on, say 'plop' when u activate the ring, and again when you unmorph.

 

I've had a lot of fun with this one, hope it works for you too! :wink:

 

 

 

LOL just tried that one, was alot of fun!

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I've got a new one:

 

when you are an egg, and people ask: how do you do that?

 

you have to say that if you want to morph into an egg you just have to say 'plop'

 

from then on, say 'plop' when u activate the ring, and again when you unmorph.

 

I've had a lot of fun with this one, hope it works for you too! :wink:

 

 

 

LOL just tried that one, was alot of fun!

 

Nice to hear someone had fun with it too :D

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I had fun with that ring. But not to confuse noobs, but to confuse others with the ring. I was one of the first few people (if not the first) who figured out how to slide with the egg. And I had loads of fun rolling around with everyone asking me how did I slide.

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