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The Boss (Jagex's version of "My Band")


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heh Varrock Libary and Varrock Square looks so same that i posted on wrong forum lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anywayz i replaced * with the "bad words" so please dont lock or delete?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The Boss"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[intro - Andrew]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know dude...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think everyone's all jealous and [cabbage] cuz I'm like the boss of the company dude...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I think everyone's got a * problem with me dude...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And they need to take it up with me after work...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These kids don't even know the name of my mods...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But they're all on me like they wanna shake hands...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz once I BanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ em I know that I'll be the man...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All because I'm the boss of Jagex...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse 1 - Andrew]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I get on computer right and drop the (Dragon)Meds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walk up to the hot (pixel) chicks and I'm all like

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Sup ladies, my name's Andrew Gower"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm the boss guy in Jagex baby

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're all like "Oh my god it's him"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Becky oh my * god it's Andrew G"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I swear to * god dude you [bleep]in rock"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Please baby please let me * your *"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Especially when I drop the (rare item)hats and do my dances

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot [girls]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Throw their emails and their skirt and their addresses on game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz they're back on work the next day with me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday Simon tried to pull a knife on me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This boss game [cabbage], it's the life for me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And all the other guys just despise me because

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These kids don't even know the name of my mods...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But they're all on me like they wanna shake hands...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz once I BanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ em I know that I'll be the man...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All because I'm the boss of Jagex...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Boss [repeated 9xs]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse 2 - David]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You just wanna see the nerds backwards don't you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey dad how come we don't game enough looto

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smash these moniters and do a maintenence

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But we usin the old(windows)95 and he using a (windows)Xp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't want my mod power, yous a liar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And no I'm David (oh I thought you was Simon)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the hell is wrong with the name tag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz my name is lookin smaller than a decimal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See I know how to make NPCs, see it's simple but

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All I did was read a Sierra CompanyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s book

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse 3 - Simon and Mark]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at AnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ little punk * thinkin' hes the [cabbage]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey I thought we had an interview with the CNN Crew?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

([Andrew] No I had an interview not you two)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You gonna be late for game check

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man I ain't goin' to game check

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But our comps are screwed up and his always work best

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know what man I'ma say somethin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey yo AnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

([Andrew] You got somethin to say?!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I was bout to talk right after you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I swear, I swear man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These kids don't even know the name of my mods...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But they're all on me like they wanna shake hands...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz once I BanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ em I know that I'll be the man...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All because I'm the boss of Jagex...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse 4 - Ian]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They say the boss guy rocks, but the others does not

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once we sold out arenas for the gamers park

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna let the world know that Ian is hot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I should cut his comp off when the day starts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ready to snap on a [wagon] nerds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Every time I read (Hey dude Wheres your boss Andrew)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He aint our boss *. He canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t even chase us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And these guys think its funny duping with our items code

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

([Andrew] Ian carry my bags)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bleep] carry your own

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can't make it for work, security in my way

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Who the * are you? Where's Andrew and Paul?!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse 5 - Cloughie]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

***dammit I'm sick of this group

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time for me to go solo and design for some loot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I told you I made the swords and monsters with all the craps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Till Mod Markie slipped me some crap

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RuneScape wallpapers I wasnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t even the there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runescape screenshots I wasn't even there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* the media, I got some suggestions

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Andrew, ask us the questions

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like who's the other guys, how we get startled

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(What about Andrew Gower?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* are you [developmentally delayed]ed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway I'm the meanest guy in the group

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big * attitude, * think I'm newb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paul told me to do situps to get buff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Jaygex, I'm outta this group

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna start a group with the Rockstar Games

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Andrew]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girls why cant you see your the only one for me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and it just tears my * apart to know that you don't know my game...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chorus - Cloughie]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These kids don't even know the name of my mods...(haha)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But they're all on me like they wanna shake hands...(* Andrew)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz once I BanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ em I know that I'll be the man...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All because I'm the boss of Jagex...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Boss [Repeated 9x]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Outro]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The hottest game in the world...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RuneScape!!

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yea those kids who made rs hills dont have the best tallent but its not the worst thing...lol at first when hes like o poo o poo sounds very lame....but lol they should say i've benn to oergg mountain...they need to change more words kinda like u do...make it more related to rs something bout doing sit ups to get buff doesnt work for rs...but yea i love eminem...might be why i like it so much

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  • 2 weeks later...

honestly u cant free/rap for shiat. non of the versions rhyme... 0.0/10 boo

 

 

 

try to make everyword of end of each sentence rhyme with the ending word of the next sentence

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

like yo your mom gave birth to a lifeless nerd



this is v rhymez talkin, im the best you heard



u sit on the comp 10hrs a day getting levels



whill u play i sleep and fight these devils



ur lvl 126 in 4 yrs...you got no life



ur like a 50 yr old man with no wife



never had a chance to get into the world 



cause u was so busy with rs---BIACH UR HAIRS TWIRLED

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

something like that. dont wnan waste my time on this comp.

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ok well i saw this post again...but serously u need to change some of the words alot...the other day simons pulled a knife on me because i told him that jessica alba's my wife to be....that is not nuttin to do with rs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

real song is like the other day kiniva pulled a knife on me cuz i told him jess albas was my wife to be...the reason that makes sence is because kniva has a thinkg for jess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u coulda been like::: the other day simons spreaded a way to hack me because he was jealouse that i got paid more then he...this java programming * its the life for me and all the rest just dispise me be...cause

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