Chapter One

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It all started out when Brendan's dad was eaten up by a dragon. He was very angry at first. Then he decided to do something about it. He trained every day on shades and zombies to get stronger. Then one day just after he killed a shade a scroll appeared. It read " Come seek this treasure if you dare but be forewarned you might not make it back." Then there was a map he followed the map until he was near Lumbridge Swamps, he ventured foreward. The map said dig with a spade near the 40th tree then run a lap around the cave entrance then it said something should appear. Then a King Lesser Demon appeared it attacked Brendan and almost beheaded him. All Brendan had was a rune scimitar and no armor so using the enivronment for cover he went into the trees and into the murky ground the Demon gave up its search and decided to rest a while and it dozed off. Then from out of the trees ran Brendan he quickly beheaded the beast. Another scroll appeared it said " DIG HERE." He digged and then he hit a chest. He needed a key to open it. He got an idea and he skinned the demon and found a key embedded in it's stomach. Then he opened the shest and found what the people called full rune gold trimmed he put it on except the platebody for he needed to defeat a dragon on Crandor Isle to wear it. He then sold his rune scimitar and bought a rune chainbody. With that he set off to the only thing in his path to wear the mighty rune platebody, the green dragon of Crandor isle. He set off there by boat. Then when he got to the dragon chamber the dragon tried to fry him but he put on the rune claws that was in the chest also and he clawed at the beast he slased and scratched the monster but then his claws broke! He was defenseless but then he remembered his spade and he kept on spanking the dragon with that. The cruel and unusual punishment was too much for the dragon and it dropped dead. Brendan could finally put on his rune platebody gold trimmed.

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brendan now had the most treasured armor in the world. Or did he? He remembered reading abput something back when he was a kid something called dragon armor. The dragon chainbody was protected by the powerful Kalphite Queen. She was much stronger than he was, so he set off to seek out his friend Aggrra he was a mighty barbarian who was civilized and skilled in the art of ranged. Aggrra agreed to help him. So he set out to find his friend Steve who was skilled in the art of magic. With that the three friends set off to the desert. When they reached the chamber of the Kalphite Queen he bombarded her with spells arrows and battle axe hacks she was finished off and Brendan now had a dragon chainbody. That was all he needed, or was it? He needed more dragon armor so he went to the wilderness a dangerous area where evil rules all and the name of goodness is dirt. He wanted to kill a rival of his named Tommy The Terrible. So he found Tommy and then killed him Brendan then took his dragon platelegs and dragon longsword. Now he needed a dragon square sheild so he took one from the Hall Of Zamorack display case. He was all set now he set off to get an almighty cape obtained only by killing the mighty Tz-Tok-Jad. On the way back he saw a girl run past him being followed by an evil looking warrior Brendan threw his dragon longsword into the attacker's lungs and killed him.Then the girl who's name he found out was Lisa went back and thanked him, they were close friends from that moment on. When he arrived at the dwelling lace of the Tz-Tok-Jad he punctured his kighty dragon longsword into the beast's chest it was an easy victory. He then got the Fire Cape, the sign of a true warrior.

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With his armor he set out to the deep wilderness and he went to kill dragons. He first went to the Red Dragon dwelling and he killed all of its inhabitants he skinned them and got their hides. Afterwards he went to the black dragon chamber he dragons were really aggressive and he almost got killed but he used something called a bo-omb that was made from coal, hot oil and mithril metal and he blew up all the dragons. Then Brendan skinned them and got their hides. When he went back to his home in the underground tunnels that he digged himself. On his way back he saw Lisa again and he invited her to his home. When the two got there Brendan began hanging up the hides to dry Lisa on the other hand was exploring the tunnels. Then a scream was heard. Brendan rushed to the sound and found Lisa being attacked by a theif named Sly that broke into his home. Brendan got out his trusty dragon longsword and killed Sly. Then Lisa got up to him and kissed him. Then she left for her home in Falador. When the hides were dry Brendan made dragonhide armor out of them and displayed them in a case. Brendan then started for the wilderness again when he found Lisa uncounsious on the floor he did the only logical thing, pour ice cold water all over her. She awoke with a skock. Brendan then continued into the wilderness to the King Black Dragon lair. The King Black Dragon mauled him and almost killed him. Brendan retaliated by getting his dragon longesword out and slashing at the dragon. Blood spilled, guts severed, organs damged the King Black Dragon then dropped dead on the ground. He found a large DragonHead and decided to salt it and hang it on his wall. When he returned to his house and hanged the head. He decided to add a throne room to his home. So he made one. Then he decided to retire from his Dragon Slaying and settle down to a peaceful life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Epologue

 

 

 

That is the end of the story Brendan ended up getting married to Lisa. They had 2 boys named Steven and Brad. They ended up living in Brendan's tunnels he dug rooms for himself and his sons. But then a dragon attacked and nearly killed Lisa!...... Here we go again!

Hello! people reveiws please i can't do a thing such as write a sequel where everyone dies if i don't get no reveiws!

Hello! people reveiws please i can't do a thing such as write a sequel where everyone dies if i don't get no reveiws!

realy good keep up the good story.pls right another story!!!!!!!!! \ \

The Retired Dragon Slayer

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter One:The Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well after that dragon nearly killed Lisa, Brendan(now 34 years old) dusted off his armor and decided to go looking for that dragon. He was just as athletic as he was before when he was still 24 years old. Though he sold his KBD head to make about 300billion gold peices and is now living in a large house near the dwarven mines. Though Lisa is in a Al-Karidan hospital to be treated for dragonbreath burns and wounds, the rest of the family lived quite well the dragon hide was rare so they were worth about 1million gold peices each, Brad bought a time machine with his allowance and went to the future and returned with a pistol. Steven was a much respected wizard, or mage as they call it these days, he invented the first time spell(which powered Brad's time machine). Brendan was hungry for revenge and longed to see Lisa again, and to see her alive(not at her funeral where he is supposed to look at her corspe). How he was thirsty to see that head of the dragon fall off, blood splurting everywhere and to see the dragon dead.

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 2:The Beginning of The Hunt

 

 

 

Brendan assembled an army of 16000 men(and 10000 women) then he looked up the dragon in the Rolferd's Picture Dictionary for Noobs, the dragon's body was orange and it's head was covered in a steel-like substance. He found it in the mythology section. It read " The Draconis Steelius or Steeorange Dragon is said to dwell underground and strike when its bored, its head has a powerful substance on it that looks like steel but is harder than rune. The breath of the dragon is said never to kill any human that is a female, but wound them so they eventually die. It's claws are covered in a venom that is like a Kalphite venom. This dragon is only found in mythology and is not real( at least we hope its not )." Armed with knowlege Brendan set out to kill the dragon. Then he found a small section that looked like it it was from the dictionary it read "Oh yeah and we forgot to mention that the dragon is nearly immortal, have a good hunt." How was he supposed to fight something that is immortal? that is impossible and only fools would attempt such a feat. Then a blinding light filled the library "If it is revenge you seek you must control the power of the gods."

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3:The Mage Arena

 

 

 

Brendan set off for the mage arena to control the power of the gods. A man said "if you want to learn how to control a power that is such great you must defeat me in pitched magic combat." So he battled the man the man assumed all shapes and sizes though all was defeated. When it came time to get god powerized he decided to pray at the Sardomin pool A sardomin staff and cape appeared. "You have chosen the right choice so with that i bestow on you an infinite amount of all the runes needed to perform spells." said a booming unknown voice. Then something called a rune subsitute appeared in it were infinite amounts of all the runes.

 

 

 

Chapter 4: The Battle

 

 

 

Brendan took his giant army though only the men came. he sent them in the dragon lair, none came back. He waited and waited when he got in he.............

 

 

 

 

 

Connection Lost

 

 

 

Attempting to Restablish

 

 

 

Atempt Failed

 

 

 

Atempting Again:Failure

 

 

 

Giving Up:Sucess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well The connection is lost but i think you all know what happened next. Trust me it was gruesome........

 

 

 

To Be Continued?(Not! How can it be continued if the main character dies a gory death?,So people stop asking me to write another part because when the main character dies its THE END)

Since when are there nukes, or diesel fuel in runescape? :roll:

lol i dn play runescape but having a fantasy story like that with nukes hmmm nah it doesn't go well, and plus going into the future and bring back a widescreen tv and a xbox 360 erm could work but still itn doesn't really fit in. and you did the chapters to short.

Since when are there nukes, or diesel fuel in runescape? :roll:

Oh i guess i should change the source of the explosion to coal and oil instead of diesel fuel, and that if there are teleport spells there must be time spells so going into the future robbing a store and going back would make a little sese if explained correctly.

Since when are there nukes, or diesel fuel in runescape? :roll:

 

 

 

When they installed the sinks, the coal trucks, and the banking services :roll:

Since when are there nukes, or diesel fuel in runescape? :roll:

 

 

 

I suggest u read stickies

That was new. Try not to mix the future and the past. It rarely works out, and usually is very odd to read. This story was a bit rushed, with minor detail. Keep writing though, I'm interested in hearing more!

 

 

 

~~Byers

I like the tense mix, it made it unsual. Terrible grammar though. And american spelling. :wall: (no offence to Americans)