Nutty Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Well I have decided to make a runescape inquirer. I will edit this post everytime too. I will post new headlines that will hopefully make you laugh and Secret (not true) stories! SO HERES JULY 1st ISSUE:: Blue Dragon seen flying over FAlador!"It wazs big. And scarry!" a person said! A archer then Also repleid: "Its was a flyign saucer!" After wards many people in the town gathered together ready for the big news of what had happened! Still nothing has been decided yet. Mod seen tryign to sneak into Coal truck mines! but not P2P!!!! Inter view with a noob that got scammed US: tell us what happened. NOOB: Well I was scammed by a big person. he was sellign caol and I asked him how much! I tried to give him 5 gp, but He said 300 gp! Ithen tried to get him banned. ZORGES ATTACK GERTRUDE!! KIDDNAPPED BY THEM!! TROLLS ESCAPE FORM ARDOUNGE ZOO!! MANY HURT!! BLueright Sword seen being sold by the dozens!! In falador yesterday, a person was seen sellign blueright swords. how He was able to sell the swords was unknown but It is known he has mysteriously vanished! NOOBS ATTACKED BY ZAMMY PRIESTS!! 3 days ago Carll45, Monty76, and REcome2, all went into a Zamorak temple. THey were doing a dare as they took a bottle of liquid! Suddenly Carll45 was killed followedd by Monty76, and REcome2 was locked inside by another noob. THere ashes are yet to be found, but It is likely they are in the wind. HAM MEMBERS KIDNAPPED DRUIlAL'S CLONE!!! and thats the issues this week. REmember this is ALL FAKE NONE OF THIS IS REAL JUST MADE UP STOIRES FOR ENTERTAINMENT! <-- this one better work.... >__< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutty Posted July 1, 2006 Author Share Posted July 1, 2006 I KNOW YUOR READING THIS!!! WHY ARENT YOU POSTING!!?? <-- this one better work.... >__< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrico1992 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 It's a cool idea, but I'm really very sorry, I don't think it's funny :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 It's a good idea, but you need the stories to be longer and a bit more exciting, some are funny. i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutty Posted July 1, 2006 Author Share Posted July 1, 2006 WEll it is the first time.. If more than 10 other say they dont think its funny then Il close it BUT I WONT GIVE UP UNIYL THEN!!!! <-- this one better work.... >__< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Here's an example: Interview with a noob that got scammed Us: Mr Noob, please tell us what happened on this tradgic account? Noob: well i was tryin to bye som caol an man sed he had som to sell. we traded n he had 10 caol so then i try 2 give 5 gp but he sed 300 gp!! Us: What did you do after this trechurous (sp?) demand? Noob: i reported him for item scamming!~ Edit: Maybe a bit longer than that i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfhunterXZ Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Maybe a bit longer, fairly funny too :) spelling please? Just makes it a bit easier to read when the spelling is proper. Wolfy is Officially Retired.I miss you all (Well, mostly my friends n stuff)If you want to talk to me, send me a message, I check the boards daily. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Another example: Trolls escaped from Ardounge Zoo ! Many hurt ! The main attraction at Ardounge Zoo escaped leaving an emotional scar on all those around. Smarty the Troll pratically starved itself nearly to death. Fooling all those around him watching, he squeezed himself through the tiny bars of his cage and took a swordsman's rune b axe as a weapon. But though he did not attack anyone, there was one thing that will haunt people's minds. Smarty was unclothed. Yes, he was naked! A mage closby said, "I was out with my bf and saw this experiance. I never saw anything so disgusting in my life." Unfortunately, her bf got dumped after this because he would not give her 100k to help her ease her mind. The swordsman whose weapon got stolen from quoted, "To be or not to be? That's is the question." Nobody had any idea what he was on about. Smarty still rampages the street's of Falador and Varrock. Please look at the flier to contact the authroties. i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker6 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^rofl, yeah we need more pictures of naked trolls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Definately. It's funny I guess, but not well thought out. Next time try like a real reporter, be more creative, and use propper grammar. You could interview NPC's or some RS celebrities (Zezima...). Not only that, you could have a small obituary (I honestly have no clue how to spell it, the place with dead folks in the papers). Meh, just a few suggestions. a bit of work and it could look pretty nice. :-k Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer003 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 *looks at your sig* *looks at your post again* just as i thought, an invalid Wow - Zuu - Lvl 55 Destructo Lock - Neptulon Rattus Jr - Skill totaler Nub ( Zuu's Back) Archer003 - 92 80 99 92hp Rsc trained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Oh btw, I'm F2p .. No idea what the zoo is :S i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I'm not liking the fiction stories here, not really my thing I guess. Try making funny stories out of non-fiction stories. By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Its definately good idea had me smiling lol. Just check your spelling get someone to read over what your writing and correct spelling mistakes, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 When if their are some stories. A,d just what I wanted to see... A naked troll in ther beginning of the holiday (Oh god, I miss school (not joking)). "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 The troll is not naked -.- it has a censor bar on it, that counts as not naked right? i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 The troll is not naked -.- it has a censor bar on it, that counts as not naked right? Eum... he's not wearing any clothes... So he's naked, their only is a censor bar. "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 oh well .. it's not like is major nudity, hell, this isn't even my topic, I was just making suggestions ... :S i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That's why we're here for :P You really should put soem fun storys dude! "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrant_iv Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 the interview with the noob is slightly funny- the rest r just like :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 *looks at your sig* *looks at your post again* just as i thought, an invalid Are you talking about me? Or the other guy, Nutty? i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 *looks at your sig* *looks at your post again* just as i thought, an invalid Give him a break, you ignorant smeghead. He's Japanese; how's your Japanese? It's a good idea, Nutty, but you might want to give your articles a bit more thought and depth before you post them. It's a really good concept though :) This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Another example: Trolls escaped from Ardounge Zoo ! Many hurt ! The main attraction at Ardounge Zoo escaped leaving an emotional cicatrix on all those around. Smarty the Troll pratically starved itself nearly to death. Fooling all those around him watching, he squeezed himself through the tiny bars of his cage and took a swordsman's rune b axe as a weapon. But though he did not attack anyone, there was one thing that will haunt people's minds. Smarty was unclothed. Yes, he was naked! A mage closby said, "I was out with my bf and saw this experiance. I never saw anything so disgusting in my life." Unfortunately, her bf got dumped after this because he would not give her 100k to help her ease her mind. The swordsman whose weapon got stolen from quoted, "To be or not to be? That's is the question." Nobody had any idea what he was on about. Smarty still rampages the street's of Falador and Varrock. Please look at the flier to contact the authroties. ^^^^^^^^^^ Now that was flippin funny haha! Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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