Well I have decided to make a runescape inquirer. I will edit this post everytime too. I will post new headlines that will hopefully make you laugh and Secret (not true) stories!

 

 

 

SO HERES JULY 1st ISSUE::

 

Blue Dragon seen flying over FAlador!"It wazs big. And scarry!" a person said! A archer then Also repleid: "Its was a flyign saucer!" After wards many people in the town gathered together ready for the big news of what had happened! Still nothing has been decided yet.

 

 

 

Mod seen tryign to sneak into Coal truck mines! but not P2P!!!!

 

 

 

Inter view with a noob that got scammed

 

 

 

US: tell us what happened.

 

NOOB: Well I was scammed by a big person. he was sellign caol and I asked him how much! I tried to give him 5 gp, but He said 300 gp! Ithen tried to get him banned.

 

 

 

ZORGES ATTACK GERTRUDE!! KIDDNAPPED BY THEM!!

 

 

 

TROLLS ESCAPE FORM ARDOUNGE ZOO!! MANY HURT!!

 

 

 

BLueright Sword seen being sold by the dozens!!

 

In falador yesterday, a person was seen sellign blueright swords. how He was able to sell the swords was unknown but It is known he has mysteriously vanished!

 

 

 

NOOBS ATTACKED BY ZAMMY PRIESTS!!

 

 

 

3 days ago Carll45, Monty76, and REcome2, all went into a Zamorak temple. THey were doing a dare as they took a bottle of liquid! Suddenly Carll45 was killed followedd by Monty76, and REcome2 was locked inside by another noob. THere ashes are yet to be found, but It is likely they are in the wind.

 

 

 

HAM MEMBERS KIDNAPPED DRUIlAL'S CLONE!!!

 

 

 

and thats the issues this week. REmember this is ALL FAKE NONE OF THIS IS REAL JUST MADE UP STOIRES FOR ENTERTAINMENT!

I KNOW YUOR READING THIS!!! WHY ARENT YOU POSTING!!??

It's a cool idea, but I'm really very sorry, I don't think it's funny :?

It's a good idea, but you need the stories to be longer and a bit more exciting, some are funny.

WEll it is the first time..

 

If more than 10 other say they dont think its funny then Il close it BUT I WONT GIVE UP UNIYL THEN!!!!

Here's an example:

 

 

 

Interview with a noob that got scammed

 

 

 

Us: Mr Noob, please tell us what happened on this tradgic account?

 

Noob: well i was tryin to bye som caol an man sed he had som to sell. we traded n he had 10 caol so then i try 2 give 5 gp but he sed 300 gp!!

 

Us: What did you do after this trechurous (sp?) demand?

 

Noob: i reported him for item scamming!~

 

 

 

Edit: Maybe a bit longer than that

Maybe a bit longer, fairly funny too :) spelling please? Just makes it a bit easier to read when the spelling is proper.

Another example:

 

 

 

Trolls escaped from Ardounge Zoo ! Many hurt !

 

The main attraction at Ardounge Zoo escaped leaving an emotional scar on all those around. Smarty the Troll pratically starved itself nearly to death. Fooling all those around him watching, he squeezed himself through the tiny bars of his cage and took a swordsman's rune b axe as a weapon. But though he did not attack anyone, there was one thing that will haunt people's minds. Smarty was unclothed. Yes, he was naked! A mage closby said, "I was out with my bf and saw this experiance. I never saw anything so disgusting in my life." Unfortunately, her bf got dumped after this because he would not give her 100k to help her ease her mind. The swordsman whose weapon got stolen from quoted, "To be or not to be? That's is the question." Nobody had any idea what he was on about. Smarty still rampages the street's of Falador and Varrock. Please look at the flier to contact the authroties.

 

^^rofl, yeah we need more pictures of naked trolls!

Definately. It's funny I guess, but not well thought out. Next time try like a real reporter, be more creative, and use propper grammar. You could interview NPC's or some RS celebrities (Zezima...). Not only that, you could have a small obituary (I honestly have no clue how to spell it, the place with dead folks in the papers). Meh, just a few suggestions. a bit of work and it could look pretty nice. :-k

*looks at your sig* *looks at your post again* just as i thought, an invalid

Oh btw, I'm F2p .. No idea what the zoo is :S

I'm not liking the fiction stories here, not really my thing I guess. Try making funny stories out of non-fiction stories.

Its definately good idea had me smiling lol.

 

 

 

Just check your spelling get someone to read over what your writing and correct spelling mistakes,

When if their are some stories.

 

A,d just what I wanted to see...

 

A naked troll in ther beginning of the holiday (Oh god, I miss school (not joking)).

The troll is not naked -.- it has a censor bar on it, that counts as not naked right?

The troll is not naked -.- it has a censor bar on it, that counts as not naked right?

 

 

 

Eum...

 

he's not wearing any clothes... So he's naked, their only is a censor bar.

oh well .. it's not like is major nudity, hell, this isn't even my topic, I was just making suggestions ... :S

That's why we're here for :P

 

 

 

You really should put soem fun storys dude!

the interview with the noob is slightly funny- the rest r just like :-s

*looks at your sig* *looks at your post again* just as i thought, an invalid

 

Are you talking about me? Or the other guy, Nutty?

*looks at your sig* *looks at your post again* just as i thought, an invalid

 

Give him a break, you ignorant smeghead. He's Japanese; how's your Japanese?

 

 

 

It's a good idea, Nutty, but you might want to give your articles a bit more thought and depth before you post them. It's a really good concept though :)

Another example:

 

 

 

Trolls escaped from Ardounge Zoo ! Many hurt !

 

The main attraction at Ardounge Zoo escaped leaving an emotional cicatrix on all those around. Smarty the Troll pratically starved itself nearly to death. Fooling all those around him watching, he squeezed himself through the tiny bars of his cage and took a swordsman's rune b axe as a weapon. But though he did not attack anyone, there was one thing that will haunt people's minds. Smarty was unclothed. Yes, he was naked! A mage closby said, "I was out with my bf and saw this experiance. I never saw anything so disgusting in my life." Unfortunately, her bf got dumped after this because he would not give her 100k to help her ease her mind. The swordsman whose weapon got stolen from quoted, "To be or not to be? That's is the question." Nobody had any idea what he was on about. Smarty still rampages the street's of Falador and Varrock. Please look at the flier to contact the authroties.

 

 

 

 

^^^^^^^^^^

 

 

 

Now that was flippin funny haha!