the Adventures of Joe and Bob!

[megadedhed]

well, 2 years ago i created a flip book, and those two charachters i drew became favorites, and now, i have a multi chapter story....it is written ins transcript style and it will eventually become a flash movie. well i might as well start with the prolouge:

 

 

 

Joe and Bob Intro

 

 

 

WARNING: joe and bob is utterly idiotic and is written by some 15 year old masculine gay man. if it freaks you out.... i dont care....

 

 

 

Joe: hey, im joe, and this is bob

 

Bob: hello!

 

Joe: were just 2 people who live in kent colorado..

 

Bob: yep (bird flies in window)

 

Joe: were just a bunch of normal dudes

 

Bob: ill get the bird! (pulls out pistol)

 

Joe: bob, what are youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

(bird lands infront of joes face)

 

bob: ill get it!

 

Joe: wait bob! (bob fires bullet, hits joe in face and kills him)

 

Bob: oopsÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

(poof apears)

 

joe: BOB WHY IS IT EVERY SINGLE (censored) TIME I TRY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF YOU (Censored) SHOT ME IN THE FACEÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.

 

Bob:..um sorryÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.

 

Joe: ah whatever, just(censored) cut away or somethingÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.

 

(cuts away to a mansion)

 

nick: bwahhah! Those dumb*sses!

 

Dimitri: look whoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s talking,

 

Nick: shut up! I am Nick Diavleo! The president of the SSK! You cant talk to me like thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.

 

Dimitri: so youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re the president of a soviet corporation, dad the USSR broke up over 10 years agoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

Nick: GAH! That is american propoganda! The soviet is still together!

 

Dimitri: whateverÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

(cuts up to a confrence room table, text appears ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅJ+B writers confrenceÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[Minoture]

Hmm,no offence, but this remids me of Beavice and Butthead (then again, there are a bunch of other shows, cartoons, and things like that, so i guess it dosn't really matter)

[megadedhed]

Hmm,no offence, but this remids me of Beavice and Butthead (then again, there are a bunch of other shows, cartoons, and things like that, so i guess it dosn't really matter)

 

 

 

its supposed to....beavis and butthead, family guy and south park are my biggest influences.... now onto chapter one:

 

 

 

Joe and Bob: In the beginning!

 

 

 

Nick: Bwuahaha this new weapon, a.k.a ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅR.O.B.E.R.T.ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[Q10_ross]

lol m8 when you put that into flash you've got to tell me because that already sounds amazing lol and with flash its going to be even more funnier!!!

 

 

 

ps you msn messenger??

[megadedhed]

sorry, i dont have msn messanger....but i do have AIM (im "jkon5591")

 

 

 

 

 

onto chapter two!

 

 

 

joe and bob 2: welcome to kent

 

 

 

joe: hi, welcome back, and if you have no idea why we said ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅbackÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[megadedhed]

chapter 3...single handedly the wierdest thing ive ever written...

 

 

 

Joe And Bob 3: W T F? man?

 

 

 

Joe: hey, welcome backÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.again

 

Bob: okÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.(silence, crickets are herd chirping)

 

(mafi guys come in with tommy guns)

 

M1: Die (censoed)

 

(all mafi dudes start fireing, joe is getting shot in slow motion while bob is dodging all of then bullets)

 

Joe: (slow-motion) No-oo-oo-oo-oo

 

(Bob pulls out handgun and kill all mafia guys)

 

Bob: wow, that was weird

 

Joe: *Gawk* cut to commericial

 

(fake comerical pops up)

 

buy Parkland cerial! Prize inside every box! (kid opens box and .8mm handgun falls out)

 

Kid: COOL!

 

Warning: bob parkland had no part in making this cerial, if you want to sue anyone for giving your son a handgun, sue joe it was his ideaÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ)

 

RP: he gave kids handguns! Kill him!

 

Joe: whaÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ(gets pelted with hundreds of bullets)

 

Bob:ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.errr W T F man?

 

Joe: it was worth the 500 bucks I made *gawk*

 

Bob:errÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæok, joe hello? You there

 

(ambulence comes)

 

Dr: hes still breathing! We can bring him back!

 

(giant metal colum falls on him)

 

dr: we can still save him, hed just be quadropalegic! And a tomato!

 

(bob pulls out handgun and kills joe)

 

Bob: there we go

 

Dr:ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

(joe reapears)

 

joe: ahhh much better!

 

Dr: W T F?

 

Bob: donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t ask

 

Joe: dude what the hell is creator smoking?

 

Bob: probobly a mixture of weed and grass

 

Joe: umm.. weed and grass are the same thing

 

Bob: really? I never knew grass was a type of weed? Odd

 

Joe: you know this si really (censored) up here

 

Bob: you know, I just thought of something, why is (censored) censored? I mean we are an internet Story for (cenored)s sake, were not on tv, were on Tip.it.

 

Joe: oh yeah, I never thought about that

 

Bob: i mean, this is is the internet...

 

Joe: yeah, and if you go to google no matter what you searech for..you get pr0n...

 

Bob: oh well (puts on Mr. Bungle)

 

Joe: what is it with you and mr bungle?

 

Bob: hey! I like them.

 

Joe: theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re weird

 

Bob: so?

 

Joe: hmmmmÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæI have a felling this conversation will never be read by anyone?

 

Bob: really? Why?

 

Joe: because it sucks, I bet our cretor was just bored so he wrote this. Cause he had nothin else to do.

 

Bob: yeah like during math class

 

Joe: yeah, have I told you how much I hate math?

 

Bob: yes many times, almost as many times as youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve flunken it(bob bursts out laughing)

 

Joe: HEY! (face turns red) WELL AT LEASTÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.UHÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.GRRRRRR(head explodes)

 

Bob:ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

Joe:oh well, lets just get something done

 

The end

[Ash6110]

Idiotic yey somewhat funny

 

:-k

 

Perfect combination

 

8-)

[megadedhed]

part 3 part 2! this aint dead yet!

 

 

 

Joe and bob 3: the real joe and bob 3

 

 

 

Creator: uh yeah sorry about last weeks J&B episode, I was bored in math class so I just wrote down some random (censored) in my head. Ok now back to our regularly scedualed programÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.

 

(bob appears)

 

bob: ok hey where isÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.

 

(joe falls from the roof and breaks into pieces when he hits the ground)

 

Joe: owwwÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ..

 

Bob:ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

Creator: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH too funny

 

Joe: awwÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâægodammit

 

Evan: hey PANTERA!

 

Bob: wtf? I though this was gonna be ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åthe real part 3ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[megadedhed]

JOE AND BOB 3, take 3!

 

 

 

Bob:ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæyou know mabye we should just skip to chapter 4, nothing is gonna happen in chapter 3ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.i overherd creator saying ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åeverytime I feel angry at my audience I will allways sayÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢think of chapter 3, yeah I really (censored) up on that chapterÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[megadedhed]

Now wait a secondÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæhello this is the authorÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæand I am also known as creator in the storyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæI am the god, and creator is a simple projection of me in the world of this book.

 

Creator: waitÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæim an image of you? I thought I was you?

 

You areÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæme in an image

 

Creator: WTF?

 

WTF? You (censored)! I shalt kill you now

 

(erasor apears to chase after creator)

 

Creator: noo (uses jetpact to outravel erasor)

 

Goddammit, why did I give you god powers?

 

Creator: BWAHAHA!

 

(joe walks on screen)

 

Joe: hi..AHHH(gets ran over by eraser)

 

Sorry, joe (joe is revived)

 

Joe: hey the real creator IS nice!

 

As punishment for disobaying me creatorÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæim turning you into a villian

 

Creator: awwwwÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ.no powers

 

Nope, too badÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

(Creator gets turned into 2 people)

 

You are know 2 brothersÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæNate and Thud

 

Nate: hey, at least im good looking

 

Thud: awwwÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ(censored)

 

Nate is all of the good parts of creator, the brain, the hair, the nicenessÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæthud is the complete opposite, stupid, bad hair.

 

Thud: AWWWWW!

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åoh well, see yah!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ