Funniest Way You Have Broken A Bone??

[Shot_Of_Fate]

My arm in January:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It happened 'cus a car never indicated.

 

 

 

[fanheader]

thats the same thing that happened to my arm on a skateboard.. :

[deloriagod]

I've never broken a bone but my brother has fractured his skull..

 

 

 

He was 9 months old and was in one of those things that help babies walk (the thing they sit in and it has wheels so they can move around). Someone knocked on the door so my mom went to answer it and I came upstairs (forgetting to close the door going to the basement). Next thing we knew we heard a crash and my brother crying. He had fallen down the stairs and hit his head on a metal pole at the end (support beam for the house). I guess that was pretty much my fault.. :-k

[cadburys_egg]

Well this one time when I was little, I grabbed this girls butt but she elbowed me in the forehead and broked it :(.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only kidding Kayla. ;)

[Guest TaDaraCampbell]

The only bone i have "broke" is in my neck, and it's been "broke" for like 8 years now :? (it will probably never be fixed).

 

Supposedly, says my mom, the way I broke it was I riding my three wheeled bike when I ran into the wall, I guess that was enough to break it without me knowing it (how is that possible?).

 

So now, my back and neck hurt like 24/7, but it's been years, to I don't really notice anymore. :-s

[1_man_army]

I've never broken a bone but my brother has fractured his skull..

 

 

 

He was 9 months old and was in one of those things that help babies walk (the thing they sit in and it has wheels so they can move around). Someone knocked on the door so my mom went to answer it and I came upstairs (forgetting to close the door going to the basement). Next thing we knew we heard a crash and my brother crying. He had fallen down the stairs and hit his head on a metal pole at the end (support beam for the house). I guess that was pretty much my fault.. :-k

 

 

 

Reminds me when my Dad got a compund fracture in his brow. (although as far as skull fractures go it wasn't very severe) About 2 years ago he was climbing into his lorry on a rainy day and the pole you use to pull you up into the lorry broke as he was climbing, that caused him to slip and fall onto the [bleep]ey steel steps which cut the front of his head open. Then he staggered back and fell on his face in shock - causing him to hit his head on the wheel nuts and cutting him on his hairline.

 

 

 

He was cut from his right eyebrow to just above his left eyebrow, even worse it was all the way throuh to the bone which meant he had to have 18 staples across his head which made him look like Frankenstein. For the cut in his hairline he needed another 8 stiches. All of that added to the compound francture and it wasn't a great day at work for him but hey the compensation money more than made up for it :D .

 

 

 

If you didn't understand what I meant then;

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have far too much time on my hands, that two paint illustrations in one topic.

[Captaingoodguy]

When I was younger I was playing jackpot with my friends, and when my friend threw the softball I went to catch it with my glove but I missed and my nose will never be the same. I think I sat there like 15 minutes crying (I was like 10) and bleeding profusely.

 

 

 

Another time during one of my wrestling practices we were doing forward rolls for our warm-up andmy friend got up, a little dizzily, and managed to walk off the mats to go around and start again, but as soon as he was off the mat he fell write on his forehead. That was pretty funny, and he looked pretty dumb at school with all those band-aids on his head.

[wakka102]

fractured my wrist once, I fell out of a wagon lol (dont ask)

[wakka102]

I've never broken a bone but my brother has fractured his skull..

 

 

 

He was 9 months old and was in one of those things that help babies walk (the thing they sit in and it has wheels so they can move around). Someone knocked on the door so my mom went to answer it and I came upstairs (forgetting to close the door going to the basement). Next thing we knew we heard a crash and my brother crying. He had fallen down the stairs and hit his head on a metal pole at the end (support beam for the house). I guess that was pretty much my fault.. :-k

at 9 months?? I'm very suprised your brother is alive..

[darksteel89]

kk true story... I was at the skating rink. This was back when they ruled. Had by ninja turtle skates on, playin pool. Stuck my arm all the way down the pocket past my elbow tryin to get the ball out, it was a coin pool table so the ball rolled all the way down inside the table, then yes, my skates flew out from under me, except my arm was still in the pocket. So my arm pretty much bent the wrong way. I dont have to tell you it hurt like hell. Had a cast for couple weeks then it was all good