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A Tale from the Library (The Author is IN the House)

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I want to be in it, too.

 

 

 

I'll be wearing plain clothes, a yellow beret, and a bright red cape. I'll be writing, but occasionaly getting distracted from my work and (insert action here).

 

 

 

For reference, I'm male.

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
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As a friend of mine once said.

 

Guys are like buses. You wait ages for one, and then two show up at the same time.

 

 

 

Anyway sorry for the extra long posts, sort of feeling guilty for all the people I did first and only got a few lines...anyway you are both up...perhaps walking from one end of the Library to the other is abit...undramatical...but I can't think of another reason to be walking about, so anyone have a good idea?

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

Great job! I think some of my parts were funny, and it was perfect. =D> =D> =D>

Hoping to get a new Signature (with matching avatar) soon. :D

 

In the meantime...Steam username: )I'll rewrite it later (add me if you want)

We meet again! My crazy psychosis has changed my personality again ha ha ha! whoo... that was over quick...

 

 

 

I know this is a lot to ask considering our, ahem, discussions... but could I be in it?

 

 

 

I'm wearing any higher level medley of armors, relaxing, and writing a new chapter in Fullmetal wars, writing excitedly, obviously an exciting new chapter!

 

 

 

Nothing like a bit of self promoting... Anyway, you could have us debating something or other, I, as usual, have very few definite preferences. As you will...

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

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*Sigh* Can a guy not write an alter ego story? Jimminy Cricket... Anyway it is a long complex story but basically due to a set of circumstance that were partly inside, partly outside my control...I changed to a female character...Ok dress's are cheaper...happy?

 

Besides most of the time I write from a male point of view because most of the time Archimage isn't in a story...or the Story isn't RS based...So I am just keeping up the reality.

 

 

 

Xweeler...who is a toad...is forced to submit to the obvouisly overwhelming might of the Communist system, and soon creates a new Communist party and leads a march on Falador. Where upon Xweeler is mind controlled and embaresses himself in many ways before eventually being locked up in an insane asylm...Archimage mean while thanks Xarosen for their help in destroying Xweeler...only to then realise that she needs him for the review and after a speedy rewrite posts that instead of this.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

sounds awesome, except for the commie thing, can't I be a fanatic, rapid christian or something instead? nah, it good

 

 

 

And sorry about the gender mixup.

 

 

 

Edit, as I was reading my part I was listening to the mortal Kombat theme, felt awesome.

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

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Well...I suppose you could be...but then again what we have to remember is that I am the older(and some say wiser)...so I have to win...besides I don't know if you would...as they say 'drive the last nail into the coffin' and never get off your high horse... where as I live for acceptance and try to find the middle ground...so it was just easier to write it that I won, and your hatred of the Commies sort of gave me a good chance to corner you.... You did read the first post didn't you...the one in my prevouis was not ever going into the library....To....offencive...

 

 

 

Anyway its ok...

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

The only reason I have a high horse (and thus, I feel you called me close minded, I like it) is because I already know what my beliefs are, and thus I need not find any middle ground when we are debating that kind of thing. I view those who try to find a middle ground when debating something as important as your beliefs as those whose beliefs are flawed and are trying to compensate for that. Because, if communism is all that, then you should be taking its side, like, well, a rabid Christian (like me! bites arm! ha ha ha!) A person who cannot even defend his own beliefs and stand by them, no matter how low his knowledge of it is, is a weakling who is not fit serve in that belief's ranks, and I include every single belief and religion known to man (yes, especially trash Christians giving people like me a bad name, I can do that myself.)

 

 

 

Anyway, to continue this discussion, please pm me.

 

 

 

I shall be waiting for our next battle with a certain amount of pleasure, however, let us battle in private, my knowledge and abilities can only become greater! ha ha ha1!!11 h4c1

 

 

 

I'm reading Aura wars, maybe several times, trying to get the right feel on how to review it, without prejudice.

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

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I'm just here to say I think that your writing is pretty amazing, and creative. Besides the few spelling errors, etc, etc. I don't think I will be saying what I would be doing in the Varrock Library, as you are probably not doing this anymore.

 

 

 

If you are I'd love to be added into the story. Just let me know when I can tell you things I'd be doing,

 

Hiitchhiiker

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Lol look at the first posts date of posting, and the first posts last edit-it-tation....

 

As long as you get back to me be the end of the day I can put you in. This is for everyone, and the nature of the story means it can only expand with more people...so even after months or years even of not being updated I can still expand it greatly in only a few minutes. All I need is your Description and a vague idea of what you want to be doing...Its that simple.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

Ok, well I'd probably be hunched over a desk, books scattered all around, and I'd pick up one and then toss it on the desk as I picked up another...Maybe lingering on the latter for a while if, in my opinion, it's good. My purpose would be looking for a good idea for writing my own fantasy adventure as a new addition to the library's shelves. Now my physical description would leave me dressed all in white, a hood shadowing my face.

 

 

 

You can mess with it a bit, and change it up if you'd like,

 

Hiitchhiiker

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Hmmm well you are in there....I am not happy because you said my spelling was bad...but still... :roll:

 

Lol I don't mean it, you are in there and if you want anything changed around get back to me in less than 2 hours...

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

Hehe I like it. :D Sorry if I offended you and your spelling. :XD: I think you wrote my part excellently. =D> Hopefully there is more to come about others and their actions in our glorious Varrock Library.

 

 

 

Still searching for those ideas to inspire my writing, too. :XD:,

 

Hiitchhiiker

Ooh! how About you write about like... a dragon, or something like that suddenly starts to trash the library, then everyones like... "wrong people to mess with!" and we own that sucker!

 

 

 

Anyway... That'd be cool.

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

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Ok....this is going in the

 

"Its my last day in the Library" pile ....for one of three reasons.

 

1: Someone has really really annoyed me and and I flamed across the forums like the good old days. So I create a really flammy end to the Library before I get banned...

 

2: I was giving up for some inexplict reason, in which case I will probably kill off Archimage, but have everyone working together to slay the beast :( :( :(

 

3: I was going to give up because I was ill and about to die....In which case I would have some Heroic end thought up that would see the whole library pull together to slay it.

 

 

 

The reason I don't do it is because this could continue though out the ages, for all the people who join the Library...and long after we have all died and out stories pushed back to page 9....Someone could still be updating this...making sure that you have a footnote in History.....

 

 

 

On the other hand it could just fade away with time and eventually be discovered by someone in the deep dark future....and give them a snapshot into the strange lives of those people who were feeding the Library way back when....

 

 

 

But the main thing is that this is a peaceful story...Its not supposed to have a climax or something, its just supposed to be people living their lives in the Library. When I started this almost none of you were there...and now that you are almost none of the people in it still post....

 

 

 

Anyway last post before Forced Conversion...I mean Christian Camp...so...Bi all.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

NOOOOOO!!! How can you leave us like this? The...the pain......

 

 

 

Sorry about that outburst up there^^. For what reasons do you want to end the story? As long as you don't leave the entire Varrock library from the tip.it forums, I won't be too heartbroken. The story is actually pretty funny in some parts, even though, I repeat, I am NOT "a fine example of the male species." I won't bother you about that, just give some answer somewhere to whether you will still be a book critic in the happy library where I am posting right now.

You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head.

Feel the light of Christianity and bask in the Joy that is the Lord! Anyway...

 

 

 

Have Fun! lucky...

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

May God bless you. The glory of Christ will satisfy you soul.

 

 

 

Bye!

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:

Have fun at your camp. ::' I may not know you much, but I know you're a respected member of our Library here on Tip.It and I'm sure we all hope you can make it back sooner rather than later. :XD:

 

 

 

I've got Runescaping to do. :D See you,

 

Hiitchhiiker

I have a few words for you! Escape! Come back to TIF! Keep book-criticing here! And writing! We like it! Now that was just plain weird.

You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head.

you have left and the balance n the Snake and Noob stories are lost! Anyway you better read em when you get back, there will be some catching up for you to do and another news story...and now that your gone no one is replying to my story anymore! <.< Return from camp with an open mind and many more stories...

 

Ratchet573

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Since this is my only active...souly...written story, I felt it was only fair that I replied here first.

 

Ok to all those who are wondering, not a Christian(Sorry)...But it was never really a possility...Christianity is not something I believe in...God maybe but something inside me tells me that standing or sitting around praising him is not the way to help people...the way to help people is get out there and believe in your own ablities to help people...relying on God only when you need to.

 

God helps those who help themselves

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

Powerent where did you get the idea that I was leaving? It was just an if I was gonna leave I would tie up this loose story...or pass it on to someone else...

 

Xewleer as the most stauch Christian on the forums I need to talk to you about something that happened, that you probably won't like at all. So please PM me if you are willing to take that chance.

 

Ilamster thank you. I felt enlightened and your prayers no doubtly helped.

 

Hiitchiiker unfortunately my choices were limited and I was forced to watch an hour and a half of Tv...rather than coming straight back...and I got cold...wet...damp...I had the Greatest Holiday a Brit could wish for! :D

 

Powerent...again, I am sorry but your crys have reached me too late. I was unable to escape on tuesday or any day until now. I tried using the internet cafe but alas few sites were allowed.

 

Ratchet I am SO sorry. I will get there as soon as possible. I can assurely you that I have been thinking and after a good nights sleep I will start on my next feature length movie...hopefully it will have music. I went with an open mind and many questions, I return with an open mind and a closed vault with many answers.

 

 

 

See everyone around...need to get used to the forums again :roll:

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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