December 19, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..."
December 19, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
December 19, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. "So much to do in Cartmanland! And YOU CAN'T COME! Especially you, Stan and Kyle!"
December 20, 200619 yr Ike... Kyle: kick the baby! Ike: no kick the baby Kyle: kick the baby and he gets to have sex with his teacher O:) or MR (MRS) Garrison id love to hear a teacher say "ok lets hear an answer from someone who isnt a total Dumb-aÃÆââ¬Â¦Ãâà Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr Ike... Kyle: kick the baby! Ike: no kick the baby Kyle: kick the baby and he gets to have sex with his teacher O:) Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." (If you saw the episode, you'll get this joke.) I love Ike. I forgot to add him. He's probably one of my favorites! He's so cute! His voice is awesome too!
December 20, 200619 yr Ike... Kyle: kick the baby! Ike: no kick the baby Kyle: kick the baby and he gets to have sex with his teacher O:) Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." (If you saw the episode, you will get this joke.) I love Ike. I forgot to add him. He's probably one of my favorites! He's so cute! His voice is awesome too! I get it. Hes also Canadian lol they look so weird. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
December 20, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. "So much to do in Cartmanland! And YOU CAN'T COME! Especially you, Stan and Kyle!"About the cartman saying " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Its really " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it inside and pee." Kyle - "Stick it inside and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg." Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. "So much to do in Cartmanland! And YOU CAN'T COME! Especially you, Stan and Kyle!"About the cartman saying " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Its really " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it inside and pee." Kyle - "Stick it inside and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg." Oooh...I made an error. :-w Cartman - "I'm the Dog! The BIG FAT DOOOOG!!!" Cartman - "Do you like BEAR MACE?!" Cartman - "Go with Christ, brah!" :XD:
December 20, 200619 yr Ike... Kyle: kick the baby! Ike: no kick the baby Kyle: kick the baby and he gets to have sex with his teacher O:) Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." (If you saw the episode, you'll get this joke.) I love Ike. I forgot to add him. He's probably one of my favorites! He's so cute! His voice is awesome too! Wait the real crime is she isnt doing it to me : favorite episode of the new season also... ooh i got a clue right now oooh thats giving me a clue my clue is pointing this way wait! now its point over there now! lets follow your clue If you saw that you'd get it Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr Ike... Kyle: kick the baby! Ike: no kick the baby Kyle: kick the baby and he gets to have sex with his teacher O:) Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." (If you saw the episode, you'll get this joke.) I love Ike. I forgot to add him. He's probably one of my favorites! He's so cute! His voice is awesome too! Wait the real crime is she isnt doing it to me : favorite episode of the new season also... ooh i got a clue right now oooh thats giving me a clue my clue is pointing this way wait! now its point over there now! lets follow your clue If you saw that you'd get it "The Hardy Boys! Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries!" "Ohh man! I've got a RAGING clue right now!!!"
December 20, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. "So much to do in Cartmanland! And YOU CAN'T COME! Especially you, Stan and Kyle!"About the cartman saying " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Its really " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, slap around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it inside and pee." Kyle - "Stick it inside and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg." Oooh...I made an error. :-w Cartman - "I'm the Dog! The BIG FAT DOOOOG!!!" Cartman - "Do you like BEAR MACE?!" Cartman - "Go with Christ, brah!" :XD: dont forget Cartman - You want a smoke brah Cartman - DO YOU LIKE BEAR MACE ICE HEAD?! (ice = meth) Cartman - Damn brah she's usin' the mel gibson defence Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr ^ Did you JUST watch this episode? Meh, I can't remember every word in that episode, although usually I can. :XD:
December 20, 200619 yr Ike... Kyle: kick the baby! Ike: no kick the baby Kyle: kick the baby and he gets to have sex with his teacher O:) Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." (If you saw the episode, you'll get this joke.) I love Ike. I forgot to add him. He's probably one of my favorites! He's so cute! His voice is awesome too! Wait the real crime is she isnt doing it to me : favorite episode of the new season also... ooh i got a clue right now oooh thats giving me a clue my clue is pointing this way wait! now its point over there now! lets follow your clue If you saw that you'd get it "The Hardy Boys! Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries!" "Ohh man! I've got a RAGING clue right now!!!"Arrrggh how could i forget that one i #-o Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr ^ Did you JUST watch this episode? Meh, I can't remember every word in that episode, although usually I can. :XD: No but i have it on DVR and theres nothing else to watch at 6:30am the 2 days after it came out Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr ^ Did you JUST watch this episode? Meh, I can't remember every word in that episode, although usually I can. :XD: No but i have it on DVR and theres nothing else to watch at 6:30am the 2 days after it came out Are you insulting the almighty South Park?!
December 20, 200619 yr I saved these when I watched through all the seasons over the summer Kyle: Dude, that new kid is such a douche. Cartman: Yeah, someone needs to put him in his place. Butters: He's a peckerface that's what he is. Eric: Go kick his [wagon], Stan. Kid1: Yeah, go kick his [wagon]. Stan: Maybe he won't fight. Eric: Will he bleed? That's all we care about. Kyle: C'mon dude, somebody needs to wipe that [bleep]ing smirk off his face Kid2: Yeah, little [bleep]. Stan: Alright, I'm gonna go kick his [wagon]. Eric: Yeah, go Stan! Go Stan! ... Eric: Alright, I got five bucks on the other kid. Who in? Kyle: Oh, hey Stan. Where's your best buddy, Gary? Stan: I'm not hanging around that kid anymore. Cartman: [needling] Oh no! You guys broke up? Stan: You guys were right, okay? The new kid's a douche. Now I just gotta find a way to keep him away from me. Gary: [shows up] Hey Stan. Stan: Oh brother. Cartman: Uh oh, the jilted lover returns. Gary: Listen, I just wanted to let you know you don't have to worry about me tryin' to be your friend anymore. Stan: I don't? Gary: Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. [turns around and walks off. All four boys just look at him in wonder, even Cartman.] Cartman: Damn, that kid is cool, huh? Cartman: Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! Token:What?! We don't have a bass guitar. Cartman: Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! Kyle: Aw, come on Dad, don't be such a Jew! Token:This Christian album better make as much money as you said it would, tubby! Cartman: I'm going to kill you one day, Token. Token : What did you say?! Cartman: Nothing. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
December 20, 200619 yr ^ Did you JUST watch this episode? Meh, I can't remember every word in that episode, although usually I can. :XD: No but i have it on DVR and theres nothing else to watch at 6:30am the 2 days after it came out Are you insulting the almighty South Park?!no i meant theres nothing on normal TV so why not watch it then ~south park fan forever ~american dad fan probably forever ~futurama fan forever ~simpson fan forever ~family guy fan forever Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr #1. cartman, such an idiot but can occasonally act..... amazing (cartman the bounty hunter and chopping up the guys parents) :D #2. butters, incredibly stupid #3. MR TWIG!!!! btw, outside of the us and canada, can you watch south park (is it on air) oh and has anybody other then me actually been to south part colorado? its a little hick town in the middle of nowhere
December 20, 200619 yr I saved these when I watched through all the seasons over the summer Kyle: Dude, that new kid is such a [bathe]. Cartman: Yeah, someone needs to put him in his place. Butters: He's a peckerface that's what he is. Eric: Go kick his [wagon], Stan. Kid1: Yeah, go kick his [wagon]. Stan: Maybe he won't fight. Eric: Will he bleed? That's all we care about. Kyle: C'mon dude, somebody needs to wipe that [bleep] smirk off his face Kid2: Yeah, little [bleep]. Stan: Alright, I'm gonna go kick his [wagon]. Eric: Yeah, go Stan! Go Stan! ... Eric: Alright, I got five bucks on the other kid. Who in? Kyle: Oh, hey Stan. Where's your best buddy, Gary? Stan: I'm not hanging around that kid anymore. Cartman: [needling] Oh no! You guys broke up? Stan: You guys were right, okay? The new kid's a [bathe]. Now I just gotta find a way to keep him away from me. Gary: [shows up] Hey Stan. Stan: Oh brother. Cartman: Uh oh, the jilted lover returns. Gary: Listen, I just wanted to let you know you don't have to worry about me tryin' to be your friend anymore. Stan: I don't? Gary: Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. [turns around and walks off. All four boys just look at him in wonder, even Cartman.] Cartman: Damn, that kid is cool, huh? Cartman: Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! Token:What?! We don't have a bass guitar. Cartman: Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! Kyle: Aw, come on Dad, don't be such a Jew! Token:This Christian album better make as much money as you said it would, tubby! Cartman: I'm going to kill you one day, Token. Token : What did you say?! Cartman: Nothing. I've seen all of those episodes. I love 'em all so much!
December 20, 200619 yr Butters. And TIMMY!!!hmmm the idiot who acts like he's 3 and the retar[) Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 20, 200619 yr Cartman: Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! Token:What?! We don't have a bass guitar. Cartman: Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! Oh yes. That + "Give me your jew gold, Kyle" shows Cartman's extraordinary wisdom.
December 20, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. "So much to do in Cartmanland! And YOU CAN'T COME! Especially you, Stan and Kyle!"About the cartman saying " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Its really " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it inside and pee." Kyle - "Stick it inside and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg." Oooh...I made an error. :-w Cartman - "I'm the Dog! The BIG FAT DOOOOG!!!" Cartman - "Do you like BEAR MACE?!" Cartman - "Go with Christ, brah!" :XD: dude he said he is the big bad dowg, not big fat dowg. if you was pharell a south park extremist you would know. guy dont go on youtube and search my name "jblrulessd" and if yall do plz dont watch my video!!!!!!!!!!! especially chillen at starbuxxxxxx
December 20, 200619 yr cartman he is evil and caniveing. fourther more he is the smartest of the lot. No, Cartman's pretty stupid. "Do we get a present? Gold, Frankenstein...sense?" "Jews can't play basketball!" (He thought that because Jesus was born, he gets presents.) Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Kyle - "Stick it in and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pee on her leg." Heheheee...I think he's pretty stupid. :XD: Rofl I remember that episode. The one where Ike gets banged by the hott teacher? Of course. :XD: Police Officer: "Niiiceee..." I just finished watching the one where Cartman gets his own amusement park. I cant believe anyone can have that much fun alone. "So much to do in Cartmanland! And YOU CAN'T COME! Especially you, Stan and Kyle!"About the cartman saying " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it in and pee." Its really " Cartman - "What's the big deal about sex? All you do is get naked, shake around her *female anatomy part*'s around, stick it inside and pee." Kyle - "Stick it inside and pee..." Cartman - "Well, yeah unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg." Oooh...I made an error. :-w Cartman - "I'm the Dog! The BIG FAT DOOOOG!!!" Cartman - "Do you like BEAR MACE?!" Cartman - "Go with Christ, brah!" :XD: dude he said he is the big bad dowg, not big fat dowg. if you was pharell a south park extremist you would know. Yeah farel cartman is big boned dude
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