Jys Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 A blastoise comes out and uses hydro cannon(from pokemon emerald) on you, =). and don't call me a pokemon hater, I, for one, love pokemon. *slides in pokemon master card stating I have all the pokemon catchable in the current gameswhich i don't........ and presses button with a squirtle on it.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 You get hyper beamed by a REAL Blastoise, not some come alive from a game with magic. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 the fbi finds out, and kills you with my favorite pokemon, gengar. *presses green button and slides a card with the picture of a groudon on it* Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You get stuck into a cave of a Groudon for enternety. *slides a card with a picture of a powerful demon, and presses bottom that has picture of an Jesus Christ.* Jesus is NOT by lord BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jys Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 The button and the card mix, forming a holy demon that incinarates(sp?) you. *inserts card with picture of a monkey on it, and press button with a picture on that starter pokemon in pokemon diamond and pearl with it's behind of fire.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniscool218 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 A Pokemon hating monkey walks in and smashes your face in with a mallet made of pure salami. *Slides a card with a caramel apple on it and pushes a button with monkfish on it* Click here. If you go there good things will transpire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You are slimey as a caramel that you slip into a giant monkfish's mouth and die. *slides a card that says "You are an idiot." and presses the bottom that says "For Fire Emercengies only"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Your card is rejected because the caramel apple doesn't fit in the slot, You get a live monkfish, record size, but it's feeling hungry and eats you whole. *Slides a cardboard ATM card, and presses "select"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniscool218 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 *Click* The door opens. You begin to walk through, but wait!? What's this!? The door leads to a gigantic hole in the floor and you fall to your death 150 feet below. *Slides card with some nasty stuff smudged on it. You don't really know what the nasty stuff is but you suspect it's a mixture of poop, vomit, and animal urine. You push a button with a picture of George W. Bush on it.* Click here. If you go there good things will transpire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolgool Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Dubya comes out and starts telling you all about his nucular bombs. ;) Inserts Blaziken Card and presses the "Pokemon Sucks" button. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 TheBlazikenMasta and a bunch of his friends pop up and try to kill you, but then a bunch of Pokemon haters pop up to protect you and a huge war starts. Pushes money button and slide in a phat card. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 y0u g37 a mi11i0n pha75 bu7 th3y bl0w up in a fir3 TPUM l0v3s p0k3m0n and 1337 sp3ak 3di7: 5ry i wa5 7hinking ab0u7 ano0th3r gam3 Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 The keypad smashes you for being nonsensable, but uses translation to find out you're in wrong thread and smashes you more. *slides a card with picture of laughing Eddie Murphy on it that has small text that says "Will Smith" on it, and slides the bottom that says "FBI (Female Body Investigation)"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentsurf Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 You slid 2 cards Blaziken Master! And you repeatedly spell "Button" Bottom.... You get a photograph of Eddie Murphy's laughing head on a female body displaying willsmiths bottom.... :uhh: :ohnoes: SLides a card with yoyo attached to it and presses a button with the windows icon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 A computer jumps out and slams into you before giong back in. Pushes " :thumbsup: " button and slides in an "Ava's Accumulator" card. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 you get a very happy ava's accumalator, turns out, uts happy cuz it is gonna kill you :twisted: presses pokemon button and slides my ruby, sapphire, and emeral version pokemon games Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 You slid 2 cards Blaziken Master! And you repeatedly spell "Button" Bottom.... Well, I meant press a botton sorry. Anyway, you get a real ultra ball, open it and it's a Linoone using Hyper Beam and you die. *slides a card with picture of Will Smith on it and presses the botton that says "No movie actors"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 you killed will smith!!!!!! you go to jail and die presses button with a groudon on it and slides my pokemon sapphire version Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josef Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 the keypad has had it with the effing pokemon, and kills itself. also, all of the pokemon across the world die and there was much rejoicing [replacement keypad is brought in] presses alpha button, slides omega card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 the alpha omega pokemon comes out and kills you :twisted: presses groudon button and slides my bring any pokemon to life card, and the card makes the door unbreakable and unkillable, so it cant stab itself Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josef Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 the unbreakable scanner spontaneously combusts and re-kills all pokemon, and is replaced by a completely unbreakable scanner the next guy somehow breaks the completely unbreakable scanner, replacing it with a pokemon-friendly super, duper, uber, absolutely unbreakable scanner. the forum begins to fill with a debate mainly consisting of "you can't do that's", "uh-huh's" and "nuh-uh's", followed by a compelling point by person A claiming person B to be glue whilst he is constituted of rubber, and the resulting interaction of statements due to their relative compositions... after this has gone on much longer than it ever should have, the normal, everyday magical scanner is reinstated. presses "8" scans Quizno's gift card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 The machine thinks you're Quizno Terton that used a chainsaw on the machine 45 years ago, so it get's its revenge and kills you. *presses bottom that says VHS and slides a VERY boring DVD disc.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 you have to watch it, and you die of bordom presses the tip.it button and slides my "i rule" card Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 The Tip.it Admin Think you are saying that you rule their wesite and forums and ban you for eternity. Presses the boots of lightness button and puts in a blue wizard hat card. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 the boots of lightness turn into a hat, you put it on and you flote to pluto, oh, and your head blows up cuz of no air in space presses the tip.it button and slides my irobot DVD Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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