You have a very amusing cat.

Has incredibly soft hands.

Makes forum games fun.

 

Also It's ironic you say that because my lax coach is always telling us to have soft hands, meaning we need to give a little when we catch the ball.

Has an awesome golden eagle symbol.

Knows an awesome thing when he sees one.

 

(BTW it's a SEAL Trident)

Does not have a freakishly huge head.

Says nice things about people.

Is a stone cold aerial killer; death from above.

Has a freakishly huge head... :-?

Makes her bow from wood of home tree.

Made an avatar reference (maybe....?)

Could tell that I was watching Avatar while I posted that.

has watched avatar more than once because he was too stupid to understand it the first time.

Is a porn star.

believes I can be a porn star when infact I'm too fat and ugly to be a star of any kind.

Is very pretty but needs to work on her self esteem.

is very ugly but needs to work on his self esteem.. also you never saw me!

Thinks people need to see each other to tell if they're pretty or not. :rolleyes:

can tell how hot someone is without looking at them... :-w

Has a super hot grandma.

has dug up my grandma and decided she was hot based on the rate of decomp...

 

I guess you don't mind gravedigging! that's awesome.

Is a big goof ball.

Thinks I'm a goonball.

Is a goonball.

is a goonball.