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Runescape mock elections- choose your candidate


Niiro_Agian

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I nominate the boy that stands outside of the Fremnick Hall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, who here doesn't still have their pet rock in their bank?

 

 

 

We are all underestimating the infiltrating powers of the mysterious pet rock.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scratch that. I don't nominate him, he'll become an absolute monarch in due time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*If anyone understands where I came up with that, give yourself a cookie.

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Sandwhich Lady-

 

 

 

Why vote for anyone else when you can vote for the canidate that hits her opponents with baguettes? Why vote for anyone else when you can vote of a pink clad woman who pops up to the poor souls of the world, and serves them fresh baked goods? On election day, who are you going to vote for? An alcoholic dwarf, a evil talking cat, or the one woman you can count on to always bake the fluffiest buns in all of Runescape? *Shows pictures of Sandwhich Lady walking with happy smiling people, reading to children, and signing a bill into law* "I'm Sandwhich Lady, and I approve this message!"

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Sandwhich Lady-

 

 

 

Why vote for anyone else when you can vote for the canidate that hits her opponents with baguettes? Why vote for anyone else when you can vote of a pink clad woman who pops up to the poor souls of the world, and serves them fresh baked goods? On election day, who are you going to vote for? An alcoholic dwarf, a evil talking cat, or the one woman you can count on to always bake the fluffiest buns in all of Runescape? *Shows pictures of Sandwhich Lady walking with happy smiling people, reading to children, and signing a bill into law* "I'm Sandwhich Lady, and I approve this message!"

 

 

 

Don't forget that she's so powerful you can't attack her because she'll one-hit you. :lol:

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first candidate- The poisoin salesman

 

 

 

platform- he sells poison and non alcholic beer whats not to like?

noob:need hot gf

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

then is suggest you use a dating service

but i cant im only 7 #-o

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first candidate- The poisoin salesman

 

 

 

platform- he sells poison and non alcholic beer whats not to like?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#-o

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How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

Was signed,Kioh Twan

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