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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE

 

1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

 

First, we survived being born to mothers

Who smoked and/or drank while they were Pregnant.

 

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing,

Tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.

 

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.

 

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,

Locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode

Our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.

 

As infants & children,

We would ride in cars with no car seats,

No booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.

 

Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day

Was always a special treat.

 

We drank water

From the garden hose and not from a bottle.

 

We shared one soft drink with four friends,

From one bottle and no one actually died from this..

 

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon.

We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.

And, we weren't overweight.

WHY?

 

Because we were

Always outside playing...that's why!

 

We would leave home in the morning and play all day,

As long as we were back when the

Streetlights came on.

 

No one was able

To reach us all day... And, we were O.K.

 

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps

And then ride them down the hill, only to find out

We forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes

a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's and X-boxes.

There were no video games,

no 150 channels on cable,

No video movies or DVD's,

no surround-sound or CD's,

No cell phones,

No personal computers,

no Internet and no chat rooms.

WE HAD FRIENDS

And we went outside and found them!

 

We fell out of trees, got cut,

broke bones and teeth

And there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

 

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt,

And the worms did not live in us

Forever..

 

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and,

Although we were told it would happen,

We did not put out very many eyes..

 

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and

Knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just

Walked in and talked to them.

 

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn to deal

With disappointment.

Imagine that!!

 

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law

Was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law!

 

These generations have produced some of the best

Risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.

 

The past 50 years

Have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,

and we learned how to deal with it all.

 

If YOU are one of them?

CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others

who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the

lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives

for our own good.

 

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.

 

Kind of makes you want to run through the house

with scissors, doesn't it ?

 

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,

mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms

tearing up the country from one end to another,

and with the threat of swine flu

and terrorist attacks.

Are we sure this is a good time

to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

 

For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us... ...go ahead and delete this.

 

For the rest of us...pass this on.

A Small Prayer!

 

God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,

who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go...

I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.

When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.

Father,

God bless my friend in whatever it is that You know they may need this day!

And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity, and power

as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you.

Amen.

 

 

I personally loved it, tho I don't think Conan did...

 

Runescape Was REAL LIFE back in da day for them,... :rolleyes:

Sigma NU

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This sounds like a chain letter, and

Runescape Was REAL LIFE back in da day for them,...
this is Off-Topic.

 

Also, this just sounds like someone overcome with nostalgia complaining like"those durn kids of today, I had to walk to school in the snow for three miles up hill both ways!"

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36,125th to 99 Range, 6/7/09, 12:30 in the morning.
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Even if it's a dumb story, telling it changes other people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change. And that infinitesimal change ripples outward-ever smaller but everlasting. I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter-maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.

-John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)

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"those durn kids of today, I had to walk to school in the snow for three miles up hill both ways!"

 

Yeah Gramps? How was the economy? You always seem to forget to complain about that for some reason.

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"those durn kids of today, I had to walk to school in the snow for three miles up hill both ways!"

 

Oh yeah, Gramps? How much did you have to pay for a gallon of gas?

Wait, what?

[hide=99s]47,297th to 99 Attack, 12/10/08
47,898th to 99 Hitpoints, 3/29/09
78,286th to 99 Strength, 4/5/09
36,125th to 99 Range, 6/7/09, 12:30 in the morning.
70,280th to 99 Defence, 4/16/10
67,781st to 99 Magic, 8/13/10
Somethingth to 99 Slayer on some day during the Summer (I forgot to write it down)
169,099th to 99 Cooking , 4/9/11
Idk what to 99 fm at some point
Idk what to 99 prayer on 1/28/2012

?? 99 thieving 12/30/2015

?? 99 herblore 1/2/2016, ?? 99 dungeoneering 9/5/2016[/hide]

s2k10n.png

Even if it's a dumb story, telling it changes other people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change. And that infinitesimal change ripples outward-ever smaller but everlasting. I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter-maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.

-John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)

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Oh okay, now it makes more sense. It's also very true.

[hide=99s]47,297th to 99 Attack, 12/10/08
47,898th to 99 Hitpoints, 3/29/09
78,286th to 99 Strength, 4/5/09
36,125th to 99 Range, 6/7/09, 12:30 in the morning.
70,280th to 99 Defence, 4/16/10
67,781st to 99 Magic, 8/13/10
Somethingth to 99 Slayer on some day during the Summer (I forgot to write it down)
169,099th to 99 Cooking , 4/9/11
Idk what to 99 fm at some point
Idk what to 99 prayer on 1/28/2012

?? 99 thieving 12/30/2015

?? 99 herblore 1/2/2016, ?? 99 dungeoneering 9/5/2016[/hide]

s2k10n.png

Even if it's a dumb story, telling it changes other people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change. And that infinitesimal change ripples outward-ever smaller but everlasting. I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter-maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.

-John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)

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You know what

is really annoying?

 

I've seen it many times before

but seriously

it's 2010.

 

Having unnecessary line breaks

between every phrase

is really annoying.

It makes things hard to read

and generally reeks of n00b.

 

Yes

I know you copied and pasted that from a chain email

but that is just another reason

not to post it.

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You know what

is really annoying?

 

I've seen it many times before

but seriously

it's 2010.

 

Having unnecessary line breaks

between every phrase

is really annoying.

It makes things hard to read

and generally reeks of n00b.

 

Yes

I know you copied and pasted that from a chain email

but that is just another reason

not to post it.

 

I lol'd :-P

2257AD.TUMBLR.COM

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Is this spam?

It feels like an email chain

Only old women send these I thought

Guess I was wrong

Lenos alright in my book.

Heres his signature for those who want to look.

 

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"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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Oh forgot to lock it,

bahahaha

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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