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i can;t jelly my di a h a ha haaa

harris wittels died and i;m sad as heck about it

yeah, i have around 20 mods installed at the moment and none of them are more than minor gameplay alterations. they're mostly bug fixes, armour fixes, small quality of life stuff (don't accidentally kill people in brawls, civilian npcs run inside during dragon/vampire attacks, get all ore from a vein in one mining animation). not to mention that there's programs to handle all the finicky load order shit so you p. much never run into an issue that requires a reinstall or anything. most of your complaints were ones i had before i looked into modding stuff, and realised it was 200x easier than i previously assumed. you're right that there are literal tonnes of embarrassing porn shit on the workshop, though that stuff's pretty easily filtered, i've found. you're definitely doing yourself a disservice if you refuse to even look at any mods on principle.

encase every police officer in a giant bulletproof zorb ball and every problem will be solved, i guarantee it you're welcome, amerikkka

a good protest is meant to be disruptive to the average person, it's how you get them to pay attention

tell her you have real loose teeth, that dangle like a windchime in the confines of yr mouth. teeth just constantly on the verge of falling out, all wiggly and wobbly, so any hefty kissing action might result w/her ending up with a few more teeth than she started with.

or sew your mouth shut with baling twine

i'm glad somebody finally made a bonfire club, i can't wait to discuss the economic and sociopolitical symbolism behind knife party's "bonfire" (Nasty let it down) (Will never let it on) Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches down you'll will never let it on Bo bo bo bo bon bonfire No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on Bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Bo bo bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches down you'll will never let it on No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down The sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on Bo bo bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire personally i'm leaning towards it being about some kind of hypothetical marxist revolution??

you croon 'em, i'll spoon 'em

they're usually scam artists that rely on cold reading to make it look like they can read minds i'd say avoid them

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yes me pick me pick me basically the first couple of discworld books are straight fantasy parody/satire. it's pretty funny, but also pretty simple and can get a bit tired. about five books in is where it starts getting good, the world gets developed, gets its quirks and idiosyncrasies, etc. Bolded are books I think are particularly standout. I'd say there are about 4 main groups of characters/settings the series mostly follows, though they cross over pretty frequently. Death in particularly usually shows up every book, for the obvious reason. There's the Rincewind/wizard books which started the earliest so they're the most derivative of other fantasy stuff. Probably worth leaving off until you're into it more. Basically about a terrible wizard who somehow ends up becoming the hero constantly even though he hates it. Reading order: Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic, Sourcery, Faust (Eric), Interesting Times, The Last Continent, The Last Hero, Unseen Academicals. The Witch books, which focus on a trio of witches. Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick. the first book in the series is a pretty funny hamlet parody, so if you're big into Hamlet it could be a good starting point. these books generally explore stereotypical fantasy stuff compared to how they were portrayed in actual folklore/how they're are in the Discworld universe. If you like stuff deconstructing fantasy creatures and cliches, I'd recommend starting here. Reading order: Equal Rites, Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, Carpe Jugulum. There are also some young adult novels set in the same area with these characters as support which are good, these are The Wee Free Men, A Hat Full of Sky and I Shall Wear Midnight. The Death books, which are about the personification of Death, and my personal recommendation on a starting point. Might be my favourite series of Discworld. Reading order: Mort, Reaper Man, Soul Music, Hogfather, Thief of Time. And finally, the City Watch novels. Mostly set in Ankh-Morpork, think medieval London turned to 11. Definitely the recommendation if you're into like crime novels and mysteries and stuff, but that's obviously not essential. Focuses mainly on a cop called Sam Vimes who has to get the City Watch up to code in a city that's pretty overwhelming. I know it's a cliche to say this, but Ankh-Morpork is almost another character when it's a setting of a book. Probably one of the best fantasy cities thought up, very unique. Reading order: Guards! Guards!, Men at Arms, Feet of Clay, Jingo, The Fifth Elephant, Night Watch, Thud!, Snuff. Also very good, my secondmost recommendation. Of course these aren't concrete recommendations. You can easily pick and mix between these and you won't really be lost. I'd recommend getting maybe the first two of a series that catches your eye and starting there. Most books have a theme or a target they're working towards, like "oh this one is about elves", "this one is about christmas (it's equivalent)", "this one is about war politics". There are a lot more shorter series and one offs, too, but I figured just give you the basics and if you're hooked you'll find them out yourself. A lot of those deal with technological advances and their effects on the world. Though, if you want to start with a one off, I would recommend Small Gods, one of the few books of his I think are good enough to stand against the classics and shit. A final note is that the world definitely progresses, there are events you won't really get and character beats you won't appreciate/enjoy as much if you, for example, jump all the way to The Last Continent, for example. I always like a good opportunity to sperg out over Discworld, it is probably my favourite fantasy universe, and I hope this helps out and isn't too wordy or overwhelming (it totally is). PM me if you need more (haha) information or suggestions. This is probably the most effort I've put into anything on this forum in like 4 years haha.

censor ruined my hilarious and super good joke ugh

their own nearly self sufficient wing is your best bet. since there's no way to feed prisoners in their cells yet, you just need to minimise their contact with anyone unnecessary (so just armed guards and cooks). they get their own perimeter wall section patrolled by armed guards, every door a solitary door except for the entrance/exit and the kitchen, those are remote doors. kitchen not attached to canteen, an armed guard inside, but not in any narrow spaces where the prisoner can get close to him. that's my strategy that sometimes works. his regime is p. much all lockup/sleep except for an hour of showering and an hour of eating at breakfast and dinner.

for every 10 people that don't care about how their soup cans are in with their apples, 1 will come back and raise hell about a bruised apple, and the manager isn;t going to hear from the 10 people who had no issue with it.