Noobs4life2

Banned for telling how long it took to ban you.

Granted but he comes back to life and kills you first before he dies. I wish for a piece of cheese.

Grizzly bears have dark fur and polar bears have white fur. What's the difference between runescape and funorb?

Banned for not banning my previous post.

Granted but it the wish didn't work. I wish for free mcdonalds coupons.

You suddenly see the ugliest person in your life.

Banned because you got banned for being censored.

Granted but your pro-wrestler neighbor would beat you up for fun. I wish I had more wishes.

I hate you for not being original.

They should make another thanksgiving event because many people don't have the Give Thanks emote. They might of missed it or didn't do the event. Jagex should also give a better event reward instead of capes this time. All we can do now is hope for the best :thumbsup:

Hotdog. Pie.

Granted but the ladder is too unstable to climb. I wish for better news articles.

Banned for having zombie-like humans in your sig.

Maybe some people are just curious about it? Before I thought there were more 99 woodcutting capes than 99 strength. I guess my thoughts were wrong :blink:

Granted but your wife would never have friends. I wish for a Dodge Grand Caravan.