Noobs4life2

Banned for telling how long it took to ban you.

Granted but he comes back to life and kills you first before he dies. I wish for a piece of cheese.

Grizzly bears have dark fur and polar bears have white fur. What's the difference between runescape and funorb?

Banned for not banning my previous post.

Granted but it the wish didn't work. I wish for free mcdonalds coupons.

You suddenly see the ugliest person in your life.

Banned because you got banned for being censored.

Granted but your pro-wrestler neighbor would beat you up for fun. I wish I had more wishes.

I hate you for not being original.

They should make another thanksgiving event because many people don't have the Give Thanks emote. They might of missed it or didn't do the event. Jagex should also give a better event reward instead of capes this time. All we can do now is hope for the best :thumbsup:

Hotdog. Pie.

Granted but the ladder is too unstable to climb. I wish for better news articles.

Banned for having zombie-like humans in your sig.

Maybe some people are just curious about it? Before I thought there were more 99 woodcutting capes than 99 strength. I guess my thoughts were wrong :blink:

Granted but your wife would never have friends. I wish for a Dodge Grand Caravan.

Banned for over using the word "Ha".

I suggest doing black jacking as it is more faster than PP. However, if you don't mind spending some cash on the items needed for PP (anti-poison) then do PP.

Banned for using a word I don't know the meaning to.

Jellies are good level 3 clue scroll droppers and is quite common to see one drop a level 3 clue scroll.

Maybe because it's slightly away from other godly monsters? Btw, it's luck that decides whether or not you get an addy bar drop for an aviansie. :!:

You could do clan wars FFA(Free for All) everyone can attack each other freely and usually a low crowded world makes it empty and perfect to set up an event.

Yeah, Kickabout League ftw! It's also my best game, then probably Bric A Brac. Although I rarely play Bric A Brac :P

Kickabout League as I love sports but not specifically soccer. Although it's rather fun but a lot of glitches and addicting for me :thumbsup:

If you don't like any of these guy's ideas then kill the extremely low leveled ones. I get kalphites regulary and I ALWAYS fight the low leveled ones. They do not poison so anti-poison is not needed, and they don't hit as high or hit you. Maybe 1 food is needed (possibly a lobster) and that's all you need.

Banned for not being red on the inside.