I bet you're all wondering why you saw several Pikachus scampering about in people's avatars (including mine) around All Hallows Eve. I shall now recount to you the spooky tale known as...
The time of ghouls and goblins was nearing as well as trick or treat. Crew decided to pull a trick of the most devious nature to befuddle our dear users. We donned the costume of our own pokemama and created a charming army of electric mice. With rallying cries of pika pika we attacked with a horrifying onslaught of cuteness:
At first it seemed as though that such a mass of Pikachus was merely coincidence. Little did the Tifers know that this terrifying sight was no happen-stance. The Pikachu army continued to attack without relent and aimed to strike at the least expected moment!
[hide=Pikas strike Image Warz!]
Did someone say rechargeable?
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Yes, pikachu wins. ;)
In the middle of our attack, we had a defector in our midst! Rather than feature our beloved Pikachu, the traitor deployed a chocobo and had the gall to call himself chocomama. We were easily able to thwart this poor imposter's attempts...
[hide=Chocomama imposter!]
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Our legion did not go undetected for too long. We began being grilled by Tip.Iters, demanding enlightenment and posing questions about this monstrosity. Panicked questions in IRC, shoutouts in game, everyone was desperate for answers.
[hide=HYT chat demands answers]
[04:35:35 PM] ***** slaps Cowman_133 around a bit with a large trout
[04:35:35 PM] * @Cowman_133 hits ****. (914)
[04:35:46 PM] <****> Why are all the staff trying to confuse us? ):
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Finally it came to the point that others began to spread the legion of Pikachus. Whether it was out of love for the terrifyingly sweet Pokemon or knowing the doom of the inevitable, the invasion was unstoppable...
[hide=The invasion could not be stopped!]
^ Is like the millionth poster to talk about Pikachu in a row.
< Am not and will never change my human form (especialy not to Pikachu!)
V 93% will flame me, 2% will ignore me, 5% will keep on playing the game without mentioning Pikachu and 50% will keep on talking about Pikachu (yes, it's possible, who said you can't both flame me and talk about Pikachu?).
^ That's Wario, Snake.
< Makes another extra post out of this.
v Moar Pikachu.
[/hide]^ Is Pikachu.
< Am not.
V Probably is too.
Once Halloween night drew to a close, our little Pikachus returned to their one true master known as pokemama. Though we were delighted with their rampage, it is time to remove our costumes and oncemore resume our former identities. The Crew apologizes for the mayhem we caused with our shockingly confusing escapade. Be warned though...this may not be the last you've heard of the legion known as THE PIKACHU ARMY!
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