lol... I got a great one. My dad got this idea to pick up a random book/mag/anything with words on it, put my finger down somewhere and type that random sentence to noobs that were bugging me. Well, this guy started asking me to be his gf (I'm a guy with a girl character), so i figured this would be a great time to try out my dad's idea. Here are the results: There was more, but while I was taking pics he started spamming me and I lost the last part.