D. V. Devnull

Banned because crossed thread posts are going to happen... :razz: ~D. V. "Live with it!" Devnull

Shedding on the floor... :sad: Pizza with no Pork elements :wink: ~D. V. "Feast your mind on that!" Devnull

Granted, but then someone comes up behind you and knocks you senseless. :sad: I wish for the next corruptible wish to arrive soon. :wink: ~D. V. "Sorry... ran out of ideas, but wanted to keep the flow going..." Devnull

Nope, sorry. :sad: "Rainy Day", the Admin... for some reason, the member tag ain't working on him? :? ~D. V. "2-part name time..." Devnull

You're both fired from those jobs as well for letting me get confused! I thought I was doing a firing and instead typed a banning! :wall: ~D. V. "YES, WHOOPS, DAMNIT!" Devnull

You fall outside the Time/Space Continuum and die... God Himself places you back alive at 2 minutes before you activated your time-traveling machine, with a permanent mental suggestion to not enter dates outside the limits of normal calendars ever again. Hey, He's really stern on some things, but at least nice in that regard, right? ;) <*punches in "January 1, 2038", hops in, and goes time traveling*> :huh: ~D. V. "I wonder what I'll find?" Devnull

Nope @Randox ~D. V. "Again..." Devnull

29729 ~D. V. "Phew... I don't have to pwn anyone..." Devnull

What kind? :huh: Giant Leaves :-w ~D. V. "Throwing in the fast randoms..." Devnull

Banned because you probably haven't seen my RuneScape in-game avatar. ;) ~D. V. "I can haz excellent tastez!" Devnull

Banned for not just walking over and helping me revive the "First Thing That Comes To Mind" game already! Don't you remember some of your revival attempts actually working thanks to me heading over and doing so?!? :wacko: ~D. V. "Feeling like a ghost stuck in the woodwork..." Devnull

No dice on that one... you should have asked for me. :razz: @Randox, come on already! You're overdue! :? ~D. V. "I'm gonna facedesk..." Devnull

29731 A little momentum... Keep it going! :shades: ~D. V. "Hoping the count will travel during the weekend..." Devnull

Granted, but you get bored of making hilarious endings. :unsure: I wish people would help me revive the "First Thing That Comes To Mind" game! :huh: ~D. V. "How could you all let it die?" Devnull

Banned because I'm sure that Lincoln was never this sadistic... :blink: ~D. V. "And don't forget to check the tooltip!" Devnull

29734 ~D. V. "And now to hope things don't slow down again..." Devnull

Waitaminute...howdidyouknow? :shock: @Randox ~D. V. "I wonder if I should use that quote..." Devnull

Banned for quitting. ~D. V. "You asked for that." Devnull

Fired from the planet of slime for not being slimy enough. ~D. V. "Figured I'd get that emote-undeserving one out of the way..." Devnull

Damnit, no! @Randox ~D. V. "Wishing for a red publishing..." Devnull

29736 ~D. V. "You're welcome!" Devnull

You're welcome, and thank you. Vote Placed. :D ~D. V. "Wandering RuneScape Randomly..." Devnull

29738 :D ~D. V. "Satisfied that there's at least a little momentum picking up..." Devnull

Banned because you're now begging somebody out there (albeit not me) to create an 'Anakin Skywalker' and/or 'Luke Skywalker' account... and they would only do that just to be a hilarious answer to you. :P ~D. V. "That's just my impression on this..." Devnull

No, we're square-on because of the fact that there can't be a 'post #0' due to the forum's design. So, everything including the start @ 30000 was auto-offset by 1... Go fig. ;) Wrong answer, because that would be 24700... :geek: <*bonks BlazeTMF with a Toon Mallet and disappears before they can ever raise their gun*> :grin: And now... where were we... oh... right... 29740 :^_^: ~D. V. "I'm setting the record straight for the 'n'th time!" Devnull