D. V. Devnull

Banned because everyone has something they discriminate over. Finding out what is the risky part. <_< ~D. V. "Be careful who you toy with, because it can get deadly..." Devnull (p.s.: And that's NOT an IRL threat!) (p.p.s.: Was originally meant for Lokie, but works just as well for anyone.)

Well done, @Kaida23... Now I expect you to join into some Forum Games. :twisted: ~Mr. D. V. "Congratulations!" Devnull

Fired from the same urinal factory for forgetting that people operating machinery still need to take restroom breaks. :? ~D. V. "I didn't intend for gross subjects to pop up like this..." Devnull

Banned because I don't like how that version talks so much about blood vessels. Seriously... "Doctor Vein"??? WHAT THE HECK?!?!? :blink: Plus, I don't think I've told you the definition of my current online name. Just imagine 3 rockets coming down from above and blasting someone to hell, and you pretty much get what my name intends. Karma's a [bleep] for some of my opponents. :shades: ~D. V. "I started out with FPS-type games anyway." Devnull

<*reads... falls over in shock*> Uhm... WTF? :shock: ~D. V. "I don't think I've heard that one before..." Devnull

Banned for not giving some extra 'oomph' in helping The "You're Fired" Game reach 1K posts before the end of the year. :P ~D. V. "Ragging ya back..." Devnull

29510 Blaze, start a conversation instead. :razz: ~D. V. "Preferring the 'less ganky' approach..." Devnull

I'm here, but only after being offline for a bit. :shades: @muggiwhplar... anyone wanna attract this nut? :P ~D. V. "Daring you all to bring in someone else..." Devnull

Pardon my negativity, but this smells of a desperation move from a failing company. At least, that's my opinion on the matter. :( ~D. V. "And I used to think Jagex couldn't fail..." Devnull (Edit: p.s.: If you're going to get crazy mad at me, just don't mind my opinion and move along, please.)

Banned because the shielding and immortality/invincibility do not disappear and are not unequipped while I'm bathing. They're all built-in to me as natural abilities and cellular structure elements, and no emp or other such disruption can affect them. They don't even have any visible surface elements, either. :D ~D. V. "And don't get me started on certain 'bare' topics..." Devnull

Fired from the Bad Jokes Dept. for telling jokes that are way too good and rich. People in that department were literally losing their grip on things because they were laughing so hard. Heck, somebody even landed up cracking an egg on your head. :XD: ~D. V. "Yolk's on you." Devnull

29515 Hey... Is that a train I hear coming? :? ~D. V. "Whooooooo... Whooooooo..." Devnull

Nup. :razz: @Alg 8-) ~D. V. "Geez... so short..." Devnull

Banned because I would really freaking love to know what that weakness would be, seeing as my online self is pretty much as old as the time periods of eons themselves. :twss: ~D. V. "Can't remember his exact age due to it..." Devnull

Fired from JPL for not making rockets strong enough to break the atmosphere. :razz: ~D. V. "Enjoying the crazily-launched jokes..." Devnull

Banned for bonking your rocket on the atmosphere... :twss: ~D. V. "You wrecked the nose, too." Devnull

Fired from NASA for not breaking out of the atmosphere! :twss: ~D. V. "Enjoying total linkage..." Devnull

They graphically updated Baby dragons already, just not the summoning pets. Then shame on Jagex! They should do the whole job, not just half-[bleep] it! :angry: ~D. V. "One more reason to quit... I'm glad I did." Devnull

Banned because he's only seeing a hologram... He apparently totally and completely forgot about my personal shield, my invincibility, my immortality, and my dimensional and temporal shift fields. <*clicks the hologram off, revealing the lack of damage*> See? |^_^| ~D. V. "And that's why I'll be reappearing on 'The Time Machine' soon enough..." Devnull (p.s.: BTW, next ban I fire, I hope I'm not having to clean up for someone else... I had something else in mind that I didn't get to use!)

29518 What? No comment about me stealing the page start? :( ~D. V. "Pulling ya leg..." Devnull

Maybe Jagex is trying to quietly kill something they created by a mind[bleep] of an accident? :-k [spoiler=A foregone note... click to view...]Any which way, you won't see me on RS unless my profile feed gets severely pounded by people wanting me back on RS. I'm already sick of that piece-of-junk that Jagex made anyway, and I'm not easily letting holiday events drag me back in. :notalk: ~Mr. D. V. "I'm thinking Jagex is more of a contradiction than I can ever be." Devnull

29520 :ph34r: ~D. V. "Stealing the page opener..." Devnull

Banned because I got that one without having to check the hidden text, albeit the hidden text helps anyone who doesn't know. ;) ~D. V. "Might as well note that I did LOL from that..." Devnull

Banned because you didn't specify what those "deadlies" are... :shame: ~D. V. "Specifics, dude, specifics..." Devnull

Banned because she's now making me wonder all jealously how I stack up. :o :P ~Mr. D. V. "Simultaneously shocked/teasing here..." Devnull