D. V. Devnull

<*Laughs Hard :XD: ...*> Granted, but before I can even state it, the Genie stops me and says "You're NOT breaking the fabric of reality again in such a deep manner as you have been. :shame: ... Honestly, you already break reality's fabric too much as the immortal, indestructible, infinitely-protected virtual avatar which you wander the internet as. :notalk: ..." ... Oh, and the genie glares at both me and you! :ugeek: And so, for my next wish... I wish I could once again play some of the games that I used to around 11 years ago, on a modern computer... but they can't cause a problem, run far too fast, and/or crash due to being overly persnickety. :pray: ~D. V. "And yes, that's a real word!" Devnull

25401 I think this hundred is done. :) ~D. V. "Hey, that rhymes!" Devnull

Granted, but RuneScape has stopped working on your computer. It would be about time, as that site's evil anyway. :twss: I wish there were shorts for girls and ladies, which they could wear under their skirts, that had "If you remove this, you will die." printed on them in a very readable manner. :XD: ~D. V. "It would work even better in anime." Devnull

25405 freeway. :P ~D. V. "VROOM!" Devnull

25409 cleaning spray :twss: ~D. V. "It had to come up again sometime." Devnull

Too rich for my blood. <*runs away for now*> 25416 ~D. V. "...know when to fold 'em..." Devnull

~D. V. "It's too reusable." Devnull

25422 ~D. V. Devnull

25424 ~D. V. Devnull

25426 Ah, okay. I didn't know what way to read that. :anxious: ~D. V. "Sorry, my mistake." Devnull

25428 We'd have to have a non-real form of currency, then. I don't even like the idea of gambling real money. Honestly, I don't think anybody really does. :o Last time I did any gambling anyway, it was inside of an ancient version of Valve's 'Half-Life: Counter-Strike' game, with non-real money, and that was too many years ago. I wasn't the worst, but I wasn't the best either. :-w ~D. V. "I'm more of an FPS-genre player anyway. One that prefers 'Unreal Tournament'." Devnull

~D. V. "Aren't repeats fun?" Devnull

Well done... You got all the digits for a straight, even if they are misaligned. :thumbup: 25430 ~D. V. "And we can't rearrange them without madness ensuing." Devnull

I got this... Granted, but the money came from a loan shark who wants to be repaid with an extra 50% interest, and all in twelve hours, and you're now severely strapped for both cash and time. Good luck escaping that jerk. :-w And now... I'll wish for a genie to be free and uncursed, with all their power and everything intact, and that there is no drawback or bad consequence of any kind as a result of their gaining their freedom. |^_^| ~Mr. D. V. "How else can one be kind to such a cursed genie?" Devnull

25432 :P ~D. V. Devnull

LOL! :XD: ... No. :twss: or @Miss Lioness, please! :thumbsup: ~D. V. "Yeah, I'm STILL on THAT rant." Devnull

Oh shame on me... typing when I'm half-asleep... I meant Wednesday! :wall: :XD: And now that those are replied to... I got lucky and I'm back early, even though I'm horribly pissed that I just lost 3.5 hours of my day!!! I called the Outage Information Number that was provided on the alert mailing. They apparently cancelled the scheduled outage completely! Go figure, and they couldn't even tell me and my family that they had done so without us being proactive. :angry: 25436 ~Mr. D. V. "I'm having one of those rant-charged moments, yet quite justifiably." Devnull

25441 23:44 PDT now... unless I'm lucky enough to have time in the morning, this is my last post until Thursday. :mellow: ~D. V. "See you all later." Devnull

25443 ~D. V. Devnull

25445 ~D. V. Devnull

Pardon my being bluntly honest, but I'M NOT F[bLEEP]ING LUCY! There is no trick. :angry: 25449 ~D. V. "...feeling a little offended..." Devnull

Uhm... nope. <*pats you on the back instead*> :) 25451 ~D. V. "I don't clobber for something that silly." Devnull

It will be for 10 hours that I'm down... But the period during which it will hit for me, 8 am to 6 pm, will effectively negate me being online that day, or even using much any technology at all... Damn power company not scheduling things better. :wall: 25453 ~D. V. "Ugh.........." Devnull (p.s.: Whoever posts next, enjoy the palindrome!)