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2*3*19*241 = 27474 ~D. V. "It ain't much..." Devnull

You're banned because I heard Moscow blew up yesterday, Kremlin and all. :ohnoes: ~D. V. "Are they hunting you? I dunno." Devnull (p.s.: Before anyone goes crazy, I'm just joking around here, just like we're supposed to do on this thread.)

You're Fired from that same Circus as well for usually being the one who sets the elephant stampede loose by dropping a mouse in their cage. I wouldn't have gotten trampled if you hadn't done that. :? ~D. V. "Just starting a possible funny chain..." Devnull

Granted, but you eventually hop into the helicopter of a pilot who's bored of sitting there in midair. They take you with them to the Panama Canal, where you end up sitting sadly in the shade nearby a helicopter that won't be flying again for 3 months. Even worse, you've ended up on guard duty for that helicopter, so you can't just walk off and end up having to live with the extreme heat. :oops: I wish I could always find clean wallpaper-type images for any computer desktop I'm at, and always in a compatible size and format. 8-) ~D. V. "Being silly and keeping the next wish simple..." Devnull

Aren't you just cabbage-crazy today? :P ... BTW, now you see what bothers me about this whole whitelisting system. :( 27477 ~D. V. "At least I got 3 '7's." Devnull

You're fired from the Chinese Government as well for misstating Alg's objectives, and badly misdirecting him. You have to keep it straight when you're talking to somebody! :o ~D. V. "I feel like some kind of 'FAIL' image would have been useful here..." Devnull

Banned because I just noticed there's a flower sticking out the barrel of your gun. :o ~D. V. "I didn't do that, so I wonder who did..." Devnull

Banned for describing Earth in an overly-mundane way. :( ~D. V. "It's depressing." Devnull

You're fired from the United British Antarctic Research Facility for leaving the Greenhouse Area airlocks open, and exposing to the elements all the plants that needed to stay warm in order to be consumable food for the researchers. They can't eat and live off of super-frozen foods, especially ones that die in extreme cold, and they can't have a balanced meal from only just meats, bread, and dairy. :shame: ~D. V. "And there's an original with good description... and a chilly situation!" Devnull (p.s.: See what I did there?)

27486 <<--- You know why I might underline only that, right? :huh: ~D. V. "x86 CPU!" Devnull

Maybe... I usually just find it interesting to set up some running jokes by thinking of a different reason for the same place. :P You're fired from the lava planet for bringing an ice lamp. :twss: ~D. V. "And then there's the flipovers..." Devnull

Banned because I sometimes get ninja'd, and so the quotes become very useful. Double-banned because it also helps when jumping across pages, or letting someone read down through a page more quickly. :geek: ~D. V. "Absolutely necessary? No... But damned useful/helpful? [bLeEp] YES!" Devnull

Banned because it would also be cute if Ms. @Star. showed up. :D ~D. V. "You know what I mean?" Devnull

25*859 = 27488 <.< ~D. V. "Stalled after a power too many..." Devnull

Banned for showing off a girl-on-girl moment in your avatar... Isn't there something in the rules about that? :( ~D. V. "I would hate for some meanie to report that and have a Mod give you a 'no'-sign avatar." Devnull

You're Fired from Erickz' Bar as well for drinking on the job until you couldn't understand customers' orders. :shame: ~D. V. "I can just see the embarrassing situations now." Devnull

27490 ~D. V. Devnull

Banned because I keep swapping between having a beard and not having one. Double-banned because it only changes states at around the same speed that birds migrate from one side of Earth to the other, including the delay between migrations. ;) ~D. V. "You have your answer." Devnull

No more internets for you then untill it resets. Not entirely true. He just has to wait until he gets home from work or whatever, though. :| ~D. V. "Which, admittedly, sucks anyway." Devnull

27492 ~D. V. "20 from now..." Devnull

Banned because it sounds more like some serious ninja'ing occurred. But, I haven't looked at the thread, so I don't really know. :? ~D. V. "Being torqued ain't my idea of fun." Devnull

It's been a few days, so I figured this should be a separate post... :-k Anyway, I've just noticed a major forum-wide character set issue. If you view :arrow: http://forum.tip.it/topic/321285-alan%E2%80%99s-challenge-2/ with no character encoding settings changed and the Tip.It Theme, it uses ISO-8859-1 instead of UTF-8, resulting in a mess in the phrase "Alan's Challenge" where a single quote or apostrophe should be. I'm not sure if this is really an issue with the NewsBot and its' scraping system, or if there's a deeper issue with the forums, but I figured this should be brought up as quickly as possible. :( [EDIT:] I just discovered this is affecting all the themes, and I was even forced to rewrite the URL due to how the forum was messing up while going into Editing Mode after I tried to post in UTF-8... :wall: ~D. V. "Yeah, more oddball bugs..." Devnull

27496 ... and not much for division right now. -.- ~D. V. "Too Tired" Devnull

27498 ~D. V. Devnull

27501 ~D. V. "This page is done." Devnull (p.s.: Anyone catch the rhyme?)