Step aside losers, watch the work of the pro cheater. Now, how many of you have seen the Red Dwarf episode: The End. Arnold Rimmer covers his entire body in pen with notes on the exam... (OK - so Rimmer's attempt becomes a hilarious anecdote of failure, but never mind..that's fiction) You guessed it...Physics GCSE = A's ville. Tips: Arms are the best. Clench knuckles entirely - unfold to reveal formulae. Long sleeve shirts are pro. You know where the cuff of the sleeve is? With the little slit where the cufflink/button is? Opens and closes like a dream. Inside of trousers are good. I still have the white underpants that gave me the formula for acceleration and force/mass/weight. Inside of eyelids are...nah I'm taking the michael on that one :P Oops, dropped my pen! Reach down to get it, pull up the trouser tassles for quick revision notes. These make poverty history bands would be dynamite now. Just write some info on the reverse side. Alas, 2004 = suckzor. Oh yeah, the white bit inside the school tie - that's a good'n. One answer though I had to write "I - AM - A - FISH". Just had to. I even gave it the Rimmer salute when I left the exam hall. Happy days :)