Well we call one girl, who's name is Tanya, Manya - for obvious reasons Someone else the Lurpack Man - because he's a carbon copy Bill the Milky Bar kid - same reason as above One of our teacher's Gus - because we went on a trip to chester zoo once and saw the monkey's, one of which had a cranium exactly like the teacher. So everyone (including staff) returned to call him Gus. Needless to say he flipped out and never worked at the school again.