Goonstalf

Today I did nothing exciting.

have fun in yurop

I do free colonoscopies.

I would have done it for free.

When Trump is president golden showers will be mandatory and tiny handed people will get most of the tax breaks.

GET BACK IN LINE, MAGGOT.

I'll never forget the day I got the death penalty.

Congrats!

1093

Congrats!

Dude, 20 years ago she was 9. That's disgusting.

these estoner girls barely got me at a gypsum on the mohs scale

I played D3 for ages, up to the first few seasons until I realized I was only playing seasons for the stash tabs and that the game was stale af. New expansion, D4, or gtfo.

oh my god fine i'll be 2016 miss hottie so stop asking

I thought his name was who_am_i

christmas

"If it is stupid, but it works. It aint stupid". -Benito Mussolini

Weird, I guess I'm not the only one having this problem. If you find a solution, could you please send me a PM so I can get back to work on my novel? Thanks! Mod Edit: Fixed the problem!

Today has been awful. I think my keyboard is broken. Every time I try to type the letter "c" it puts this gif of a typing cat. can anybody help me out? It's really starting to affect my productivity. EDIT: I know this isn't the tech support subforum, but this is one of the few active subforms left on Tif so I thought maybe you guys could help me out. Mod EDIT: There, I fixed the problem ;)!

But wait I thought we were talking about pizza.

10 YEARS ON THIS STUPID FORUM YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET'S GET CRAZY! POST YOUR CAT GIFS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who you calling a goober?

exactly

I'm a Tif admin so I don't need permission.

To the pregnant guy: Babies are fun. Don't panic. You'll still finish school. You've got a solid 9 months to prepare. Breath. Get excited. If you're one of the people who has always said that you "wanted kids some day" then having one earlier than you planned could be a blessing in disguise. I grew up with old parents, my mom had me when she was in her 40's, my parents were just too old to ever be able to do the fun things with me that I wanted to be able to do with them. When my wife and I were surprised with our son a few years ago, well before we had planned, it terrified me at first. Was I going to be able to finish school? How are we going to afford a baby? I'm too young to be a dad. But then I realized that I get to be the dad to my son that I never had. Someday I can coach his soccer team, take him camping and fishing, RKO him in a homemade wrestling ring. Is being a dad hard? Damn right it is, man. Does having a kid when you're "too young" make it even harder? Damn right it does. But just wait until you hold that little dude in your arms for the first time, whether he was planned, accidental, wanted, not wanted, your entire life will change and you will realize that you weren't living until he showed up. And 18 years from now, you and I will be glad that we had kids when we did because we won't be old farts as we watch our own kids go off to college and someday start families of their own. Don't panic. Get excited.