Goonstalf

sounds like the plot to a cheesy kids movie This is serious.

Today a wizard cast a spell on me forcing me to captain a tiny ship in a bottle on the top shelf in the back of the Ocean Treasures gift shop in Ocean City New Jersey until a young woman from across the ocean purchases my overpriced bottle prison to free me.

Oh wow, that looks delicious. Are you saving it for a special occasion?

OH MAN LOOK AT THIS SEXY GUY.

I ate really healthy today.

I like it when Sailor Jerry and Dr. Pepper hook up in my frosty mug and make passionate love.

I can't believe today is my 12th anniversary of joining this website.

I don't have very many Facebook friends.

it was the best episode of all of them

porn makes me smile

Oh man!

The show you can't stand to sit through. Yeah but what about the thing that sometimes can change the perspective of them when they are where and when.

I remember when Trump was president.

Happy leaped year!

Today I become a man.

I spent about $1 on each of the cans of beans (but I ate the beans over the course of a few days so it was worth it) and my ball of twine ran me about $2. I get unlimited calls and texts and 2 gigs of 4g data and unlimited 3g.

Splish splash today I took a bath.

4 wheels

How has ABC been lately?+ has he got over his fear of women yet? Despite the fact we haven't heard from him in months, I can confidently say that, no, he hasn't gotten over the sexism inherent to his fear of women. aw man abc is great. he has a job and a girlfriend and they have a cat together. we go skiballing all the time

abc loves it when i tickle his ribs

me and abc went skiballing yesterday

thats a lot of dosh

I was doing squats on the toilet this morning.

1 months until my 10 year anniversary!