Goonstalf

Pepsi double posts. His posts have zero content. Oh well, whatever.

5 guests are viewing. This is another Haiku. I want my socks back.

I guess so. Actually yes, that's exactly what I do. TPUM has never washed their hair. Ever.

Pepsi is clever. Goon is writing a Haiku. And now it's all done.

wut

Pepsi is so clever.

I like my women like I like my baseball pitchers; talented, yet definitely overpaid. Small rocks.

The wall's identity gets stolen. 64 HP.

*Googles Marmite* Probably stale bread. Would you rather wear shoes no your hands or gloves on your feet?

Banned for making a sock puppet and naming it Henry.

Banned for not wanting to watch TBM's homemade porn.

*uses socks*

Probably for the best.

What are you doing with my jerk-off socks?

*sticks head in toilet* HELLO!

Here I am.

Wrong, a dead man is a piece of meat... a delicious piece of meat. Flowers are deadly.

Sparky.

Miaaaawwwwyes. TPUM lives in the big city.

Hi.

Pittsburgh. Flyers.

Never cut it off, I think I could pull off the long hair/beard sage look. Would you rather lose the TV remote, or your favorite shirt?

Socky.

All day long. TPUM is a blue whale.