Goonstalf

Same. It's 30 degrees F outside; shorts or long pants? Shorts, goddammit. SHORTS.

Yup.

I love you because you love Poker rakeback as much as I do.

110.

93.

Revan would wreck Vader any day. Death should not stop a true Sith Lord.

I slap the wall with a sardine. 53 HP.

Granted, instead of torturing, eating and then killing your victims you decide to only torture and then kill them. I wish TBM would stop eating people.

Wrong, god is a teapot. The world is going to end on Will Smith's 50th birthday.

I like my women like I like Helvetica, widely used and developed in 1957. The Roman Empire.

Yup. TPUM watches too much TV.

Red ribbons. 7.

Fight a guy at a bar. Would you rather get a tattoo or a piercing?

I'm not really into that kind of stuff. Any pets? Yep, a kitty. She cute :3

Banned because yes we can.

Banned for whopping it down on the counter.

Can't say I have. What instrument do you wish you knew how to play? The bagpipes.

I wanna be the very best

Banned because TBM's just jelly.

You are now.

Banned for not actually clicking the link.

Be dead, dying over and over would get pretty old. Would you rather join the Navy and serve on a submarine, or fly planes for the Air Force?