Goonstalf

A pencil so short it would be impossible to use.

Whatever floats your boat. Do you know how to tie a neck tie? I do actually.

180. Hey. Hey, you guys. Hey. Hey. Hey, guys. Quit it.

The wall burns his popcorn. 16 HP.

Psychic. Rest.

Granted, you get a monkey, but after solving your math problem he starts throwing poop at you. I wish I had enough money for a sick tattoo.

I like my women like I like Napalm_Death, loose and sexy. Tortoises.

Banned for smuggling animals out of the zoo.

MIND READER! TPUM broke something in the last 24 hours.

And Stork.

Hai Death.

Banned for being my favorite person that spells favorite weird.

Aw man, and right when I was about to change my name to Lord_Goon_Of_Tittycakes.

Banned for the Epcot Center.

You're my favorite customer.

TPUM is already dead.

This morning I went to this Salvadorian food place a buddy of mine co-owns and had some breakfast gordita's. Afterward there were a couple left over and having no where else to put them I wrapped them in a napkin and stuck 'em in my pocket. Now, ~14 hours later, I'm all, "Wtf, why has it smelled like gordita's all day?" Then I was like, "Oh."

Been drivin' for years. TPUM could have started driving a long time ago but put it off for some reason.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

I hate you because your RS name isn't Snorlax 150.

I love you because you know what to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk.

Seek, I've always thought of hiding as the more passive and boring part of the game. Would you rather have ice cream, or water ice?

For a second I thought there were like 12 people reading the topic, but it turns out it's just the new long names.