Goonstalf

/\ Monitors my eating habits. < Informs others of his bowel movements. \/ Is interested in knowing that I need to take a rather large dump.

I hate you for not having a theme song like that game in the Tavern does.

Let others take credit for something. I've never liked being in the spotlight anyway. Would you rather post on a thread in FG, or eat a slice of delicious cake?

TORTATPAM is that his siggy is either broked, or an expert trolling method.

Banned for making real life animal sacrifices to your Runescape god.

What? Robot scrotum?

I never have any idea what's going on.

Autoplay.

Nah, I just haven't had the urge to come back recently. This, tbh.

Kool-Aid was invented in Nebraska.

Banned because you just know you want to caress her fat rolls as you slowly sink into her girth.

Banned because xalrons?

Mmmfmm mmf mmffmmm.

Brb, looking up Anne Frank.

It's a Christmas miracle.

A flood of hope?

She was in Pulp Friction, right?

Lol, that always gets a chuckle out of me.

Banned because Muk was one of my favorite pokemon.

That's pretty bad ass.

See? Told you to shift your weight.

The [bleep]s of evil men.

The wall has a bad trip. 70 HP.

I hate you for not keeping your feelings in a glass jar under the bed like the rest of us.