Goonstalf

NOPE. Blz

Banned because you forgot about the alcohol in that drink.

If you win three of these, you can trade up to a tier 2 prize. What prizes are included? Three sticks of gum, and your choice of a half filled bottle of sprite, or an empty can of dr pepper. Correction: The Dr. Pepper can has .25 ounces in it, due to the last winner being a whiny little [bleep]. The .25 ounces is iced tea without ice, though. Goon warnings for all. I do not appreciate you pushing the envelope like this, and if you keep it up, you will be Goon banned.

Know what?

Second Goon warning.

What is women?

Sprinkles. Dirt.

I hate you for lying on your bed.

I love your use of the word "that".

Which symbol?

This is an official Goon warning. Further infractions will result in a Goon ban.

10

Albelgoon

Today was good. I had fun at work and we ordered a pizza.

8

That was a lot of f's.

I love the way you cook for me in the nude.

I hate you because I don't know what a cat gif is.

Banned for breaking traditional gender roles.

Eyeballs. Balls.

NOPE. Blaz

Don't you mean doughnuts?

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?

Ghastly. Floobs.

Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.