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I wont be able to come, sorry, but well done for getting to 1k posts (in one posts time)!

Banned because you failed to mention I am acting like Blazi until he returns. Yes I know I'm very evil! :twisted:

Banned because the next person will either ban me for writing in small text, or if they don't, they will be automatically banned for reading/not reading the small text.

Banned for commenting on my half fake sig. :shame: :shame: :twisted: :shame: :twisted: :twisted:

Banned because I don't have rats, but suspect you do.

One of the rules regards multiple logging in. Also, when you create an account, it says "You may make more than one account, as long as they do not interact". Now, if I have two accounts running doing different things at the same time on different worlds, is this considered multiple logging-in? They would not interact in any way, so I don't think so.

Banned because cheese is poisonous in some areas of my house.

This is a game to make some funny comments on "If Runescape was real life....". For example, someone could say "...everyone would smell really bad because there are no showers". I'll start. .....Everybody's toenails would be really long until Jagex made nail clippers as a new holiday item.

The only reason you cannot get another task from the man in Burthorpe is that he thinks the task is of the same difficulty as the ones he set for you.

Banned for being a master wanna-be.

Banned for getting in my way so I could ban Blazi for only talking to Members in-game. Blazi: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: on you.

Results 1 - 10 of about 478,000,000 ~I need a life Is that what we're meant to do?

Banned for the return of the :shame: emoticon! :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:

When most worlds are offline, it means Jagex are having a System Update. Ever noticed in the bottom left hand corner it sometimes says "System update in 1:43"? Jagex try to do system updates at off-peak times (quiet times) and should only happen about once a week.

"Hyt" can mean one of two things. It can either mean "Hey you Tip.Iter!" or as a question, "Hey, you Tip.Iter?". The Hyt topic can be found here.

Go into the Art Bazaar from the forum index, and then make a new topic asking for an avatar, and give a brief description of what you want it to be like.

Oh come on, my grandma has better taste than you, and she can't taste anything! I overslept today.

Banned because I never notice anything. Or if I do I just forget.

And you bothered to count. I can't remember anything since last Monday.

Banned for starting your sentence with "Ur" :shame: :shame: :shame:

So you think I should bow down to you because of that? I am still on holiday.

The safest method if you are in UK (not sure about other countries) is Pay by Phone. You ring the number they give you when you go through the subscription bit, listen to a boring 3 minute description of RuneScape (brilliant for parents :thumbsup: ) and then will give you an 8 or so digit code which you then type into the website. Best to have a pen and paper ready. Then, when the code has been submitted, your membership should be done immediately, at peak times it could take up to half an hour. You only pay from the phone call and it lasts for one month, and there is no safer option. Of course, Pay by SMS will do the same thing but will charge you for the text.

I would pick them all up, drop the old woman off at the hospital, have a party with my best friend, and then take the girl of my dreams home........ \ \

Bank the pie for timing your level up.