da_guru_123

You swing your axe at the tree.... ...and then you realise it is a level 3 noob wearing bronze armour and green hair. Noob:Pmg! Reported! Then you report them for misusing customer support and the level 3 is owned by you. Everybody else cheers. Congratulations! Your respect level is now 50. Members can now own macroers.

These are amazing? Do you just use the http://www.bloodveld.com tutorial? If you use any others, could you point me in that direction? As for rating, 100% out of 43.

Banned for using 1337 different types of leet.

This is a simple game. One person says a statement about themself, eg "I like pizza". The next person comes up with a sarcastic responce, eg "Whoopdebloomin'doo" and then writes a statement. Ill start: I have 2 golf clubs.

My cat too disappeared when I was P2P. It happened sometime when I either did recruitment drive or when I changed my gender for that quest. It might have something to do with using portals, teleports or changing your appearance. As for my cat.... :cry:

Banned because you have not posted on my latest noob_guy event thread.

Banned because I read the small text.

Banned because I never blame people for going off-topic, except in the off-topic board.

Banned for not posting on my thread.......green underbanner(second one) :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:

Banned because intellectual doesnt have a k in it. :shame: :shame: :shame:

*Ingores Blazi* However, most humans are not average. RuneScape was originally called Devious MUD.

Banned for not falling into the trap of pointing out my deliberateliy bad spelling.

Banned because I do not know what the "POST" game is. No matter how intullectuakl.

Wow, another noob_guy event gone so quickly.... Click my green underbanner for the next event.

Oh. Hmm..... Thanks for helping me out anyway. I thought it did if you were logged out for about a day or so....

Banned for asking the president to ban me. :shame: :shame: Aside--"Mr Blair, could you come here and type something for me please?"

Do you heal when you have logged out? Even if it is very slowly, because I am doing Dragon Slayer (Melzar's Maze part) and forgot any food, just when I need to kill a lesser. Thanks, #~Guru~#

lol what? Trying to Power-train your mod lvl? :-# Shhh....I dont think they heard...... Thanks for clearing that up guys.

Banned for not commenting on how I spelt baned in my previous post.

Banned for getting in my way to ban Inuse for not looking at the green underbanner, the first post was made by me. :shame: :shame:

Can you report people who break rules over pm? This is one question which will double my productivity (in using the report abuse button). Thanks, ~~Guru~~

This would be a brilliant idea. What I do at the moment is say "I'll be your bf/gf", when they say okay, I say "Your dumped, loser! HAHAHAHAH!" and then run away. Also, I saw a person saying "Caring and sensitive man looking for girlfriend" Blegh. I nearly threw up. Those people should say, which will be in all honesty (most of the time), "8 / 40 year old computer geek looking for a couple of pixels I can stare at in amazement". How sad.

This would be good, but the different colours are already used for poison as green etc. What you could do is everybody elses hits are grey (I doubt this is being used) and use the normal system for your own hits. I support.

Report...beggars? :cry: :cry: That would mean the end of noob_guys as we know it, we'll have to rename ourselves "_guys"...... :cry: :cry: Back on-topic. This has a making of a good idea, but if somebody said "500gp for your shield please", some people would take this as begging and report them unfairly. If beggars really annoy you, either add them to your ignore list or put your chat on friends.

Banned for insulting us.