pipeelbakan

Welcome to my log. _____ READ PLEASE: Well i'm not such a good blogger but i did all i could, now on my last goal i tryed to get my own bandos item while camping at bandos mass, yes, I missed 2 Hilts, 1 tasset, 6 boots, 2 chestplates, about 10 shards. Even on low man teams, so i really got an 7-8m LSP, well i did mass a lot and finished up with 1m+ in drops in my first trip, taking breaks on my masses i did have fun dharoking and finished loosing a dharok helm and about 3 or 4m in supplies wich didn't give me enought to affort ags anymore, i kept massing and leaded ls on most of masses until i got boots and shard wich ruined most of my lsp, i quitted masses after 2 weeks of Massing for lsp, anyways i was 4m away from buying my ags back so i decided to merchant only for one day at merchant clan, wich i don't use much but i knew i could win the money i needed in 2 nights, I went in when at least 10 people said "BUY OUT YEW SEEDS!" yeah i did buy them, actually i bougth 1050 seeds wich were all my cash, about 60m. On the next day everyone was selling Yew seeds at forums and they didn't even sell min, i waited a lot to sell min, they they failed, i lost about 6m doing that.with a 53m bank i decided to have fun a while wich took me 3m, during that while i was wielding a zgs fury, ahrim, karils, Mage's book, Tassets , dark bow 1m in runes etc... worth about 38m. When i lagged out got hacked and lost EVERYTHING I HAD. I checked my bank and sold everything i could wich got me to 14m or so, i decided to do great orb project for ess to sell and make money within other moneymakers, including aviansies, i got bored once i made 2m and decided to keep merchanting with the clan, Torag plates! Good idea. I had about 16.5m and left an offer for about 70 plates with 15m, had 1.5m left and went sleep, at the other day i didn't have school, i was messing arround when friend said "Kill me with 75k wearing 30m and you get good stuff then i do same with you"? - I tryed it and good preety nice drops and made about 500k. After that friends invited me to ahrim pking, i said umm 800k lose if i die, hmm ok, i thought it would work preety well since we were gonna sell back torag plates at 180% of their normal price. I died with ahrim to a 72 ags spec and to a glitch i didn't protect whip. 0 cash and 70 torag plates, yeah i went with 26 torag plates in inventory doing the 75k thing, well i died cause the "noob" i found to do that stopped attacking me and a random level 120 killed me, GF 6M. 65m > 5m in 5 days. ________________________________ Well, i'd rather forget about that and start all again, I hope you guys support me, im starting some basic goals wich will give me some money and skills, this time im starting out becoming a better pker, i ussually ahrim/mystic pk with friends, once i archieve this goals i'll probably pk much better. also most of this goals give me money wich will give me enought to get my own maxed mage gear, [not pking with it]. My stats I RULE! LAST NEWS: SARA HILT 5 MAN! ATM DOING: Aviansies! [hide=New goals]Ranged: Ranged Goals I'll Kill aviansies For adamant bars + Other drops, i estimate to make 7 to 9m On the road to 85, And another 16-20M on the road to 90./ Why ranged? -Since i've got no much money Ranged will give me enought to buy a Bgs, Ranged > Aviansies. Money estimated to make: Ranged: 22-24M [Not including clue rewards] Magic I'll alch for it. Prayer! i'm probably killing 1k or so green dragons [These will help me on my next goal], Will sell the hides to buy dragon bones and use the respective d bones i got. Attack! Will kill green dragons and train on bandits, spiders, etc...[/hide] _________________________ [hide=Old log Before hack] GOOD TRIP, CHEST,BOOTS,PLATE, I was the highest lootshare, so i got over 500k in drops! 3m trip. FIRST ARMADYL SKIRT (2.7M SPLIT) SECOND ARMADYL SKIRT (2.2M SPLIT) FIRST SPEAR (6.1M AT THAT TIME) BANDOS CHEST #1 (1.65M SPLIT) BANDOS TASSETS #2 800K SPLIT BIG MASSACRE Zerker ring #4 (i got too exited on other ones, 3 of them in 1 trip) 2.9M PROFIT 9 TRIPS BEFORE SPEAR (1.8M PROFIT) FIRST KILL, BOOTS 170K, THEN SOME NOOB STARTED FLAMING, HE LEFT, 5 SECS AFTER WE GOT A PLATE, ON A 5 MAN TEAM :) 2M IN 5 MINS. 2ND HILT W00T! DROPS I DIDN'T PIC. Bandos Chestplate #2 (NEARLY 2M) Bandos Chestplate #3 (1.7M) Bandos tassets #1 (800k) 2 DRAGON AXES (2.8M EACH) 2 SEER RING (270K EACH) 1 WARRIOR RING (400K) DRAGON CHAIN #1 (11M) TOTAL DROPS WORTH: 40M[/hide] POST ME :D TAKE 10 SECONDS IF YOU SAW THIS

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HYT tipiters! I'm pipeelbakan, this is my second post here, since my other one, didn't have many pics. i'm on the goal to my first 99 :) and a bandos godsword. [hide=story]I decided to start my goal when i logged in on my account, i was in wild with a dark bow, went to bank, i had about 11m, it was gone. I went to g e, there was still my infinity robes set, my dharrock and verac. But i'm down 11m =( So i decided to make a goal for sure to get up from the lose, and get the sword i always wanted.[/hide] Chinchompa count, i'll be getting at least 1.5k a day. 500 (X) 1000 (X) 2000 () 3000 () 4000 () 5000 () 7500 () 10000 () 15000 () 20000 () 25000 () 30000 () 40000 () 48000 () Ideal outfit Max should be over 50, without pot. i'll also buy ahrims. [hide=Hunt level ups] None yet ;) i'lll add at 70 [/hide] [hide=Some level ups] [/hide] Please post me! and wish me Good luck

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Want to make money, follow the ways It's an example lmao ranarr seeds ...

Zamorak or saradomin robes, latern, or book, glory amulet, infinity boots.

Ok, merchating is gone? Not really, at least for me, i have made about 8m with this method this week. There are 2 ways, first one is using the grand exchange. 1) The grand exchange Starting off, you will need at least 5M CASH, buy items in bulk, herbs, seeds, food, any of those. Now you can do anything while. Try buying amounts over 1000, on a high demanded item, a example of it, it's ranarr seeds: Buy 10k, sell 11.5k It's just easy, leave them buying, someone got 5 as a slayer drop!, he will sell min, now you just made 7.5k ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì Now buying 100 of them, will take time, since it's not a high high demand item. maybe you can get 200 of them a day. Wait and collect, sell for the price you wanted. Infinity items is a good option, boots, gloves, and bottoms sell imediatly for lowest. So, buy lots of tops and hats for minumum price! I recomend 20m at least. You can make about 150k a piece, now getting about 5 of each, takes 2 or 3 days. Now whatever you did in that time, you made 1500k! Take some minutes on selling the item on falador W2. The last method is buying rares, you must be a pro! Buy masks, santas, for min, sell normal price. Now buy a green mask NOW! (JAN 2007) I expect they will worth 14m at least on april as they go up in the middle of the year

sure! beat me in? Mine: Sun Sep 23, 2007 urs: Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2007 Just read, you get an organisated guide but i did first. I respect your guide, it's good. gl?

Well, i read runescape news everyday. The day that jagex removed old pking, i was waiting hopefully for the day that pking comes back, THE 18TH DAY rumor and everything. Now the day 19Th december jagex said on news, a lot things about pking updates. It was Large, i'll get an quote. The words: Expect The Old Single Way Of Wilderness For The First Half Of the Next Year I was omg! Is it me, cause i don't know very well english? Or it's people that didn't read news? Expect: Wait for? Old: Old wilderness? They could mean Old single: Old way maybe? Single: Single way of PVP 1 on 1 They also said Many Pvp updates How many means many? with 5 i'm ok, and might be more. I'm hoping for LEVEL, AERAS, AND NON MULTI, AND MULTI AREAS Ok, that's it, now post about this. Do you really belive in jagex? what do you EXPECT FROM THIS?

I write guide when bored or to tell people things they didn't even know

HAWT TIP But that makes firemaking double slower

Med helm is 1/137drops You can make about 90-100 lesser demmon kills, with 100cb, an hour, so it's 7k an hour! Ok, so to win bills, so this 14000 times for a bill, this should take, 20-30 years. 2/10, just for taking some mins to write this

how leet lol

9/10 very good Range xp is in high demand and i consider dragons is enoguht fun to trian range on them great guide =)

Sorry to tell this 1)you just took 5 minutes of your life to wring what tons of people do 2) This is not merchanting 8CHECK MY SIG 3) 1/10 Look at my money maker guide Pipeel's guide to mills! Fish lobs at any place sell 200ea rate 0/10

Profit per hour? Uhm 30k? ...

Runescape Dictionary! Runescape players, talk by a different method, you do too, like, "Buying adamantite tipped bolts" = " Buy addy bolts", easy, just follow this guide, There are many words you didn't ever know. [hide= Tons of words!]<3: Heart or love <>< : Fish/Fishing [] : Square shield, Varrock Square (a): Activated, usually in terms of Ring of Charos (g): Gold trimmed (h#): Heraldic, either Rune helmets or kites (p): Poisoned (P+) Extra poisoned (P++) Super poisoned (s) Super poisoned. (t): Trimmed (u): Unstrung; Unactivated, usually in terms of Ring of Charos. ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâÃÂ¥: Lobster 1337: Elite 1337speak: The official "geek" language 2h: 2-handed sword -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Abby: Either Abyss or Abyssal Demon/Whip AC: Anti-crash team AD: Achievement diary Addy: Adamantite AFAIK: As far as I know. AFK: Away From Keyboard Alch: High level alchemy spell (verb: TO alch, in other words to use alchemy spells on something. Ammy: Amulet Ancients: The spellbook reward (Ancient Magicks) from Desert Treasure, mostly used for the ice barrage and burst spells Anti: Either Anti poison or Antifire (Antidragon breath potion), usually accompanied by P or D APKER: Anti-Pker. Someone who only pks other pkers, instead of anyone Ardy: Ardougne; a city with Market Stalls which you can steal from. ASAP: As soon as possible ATK/ATT: Attack ATM: at the moment -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B B/C: Because BA: Barbarian Assault Barrows/Barrower/Barrowing: The mini-game, Barrows. Baxe: Battleaxe BB/ B bones: Big bones BBL: Be Back Later BBQ: Barbeque BF: Boyfriend BH: Bounty Hunter BRB: Be Right Back BRT: Be Right There BS: Back-stab, bow string (usually "Bowstring", but can also be backstab) Bsale: A sale usually in the bank, where varieties of items are sold Bts: Behind The Scenes, the monthly updates of RuneScape listed on the first of every month. BTW: By the way -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- C C: As in "see" Camo: Camouflage from the Drill Demon Random Event. Cammy: Camelot Cav: Cavalier, Treasure Trail reward CB/CMB: Combat Chain: Chainmail, usually Dragon or Rune. Chins: Chinchompas. Cleaned: When you lose almost all your bank through staking, Can also mean fought and won without taking damage. Con: Construction C u (l8er): See you (later) CW: Castle Wars, a minigame found close to Yanille; Clan Wars. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D D2/D2h: Could mean Diablo II in the first one, but generally Dragon 2 Hander, a drop from the Kalphite Queen and Chaos Elemental D[item]: Dragon Dag: Dagannoth D bone/Db: Dragon bone D bow: Dark bow DD: Dragon dagger (note: ddp, dds and ddp++ is a dragon dagger with various poisons.) DD: Death dot, in terms of pking meaning a clan or a group standing on one spot to make it look like only one person is there. Def: Defense Dfh/D Full: Dragon Full Helm Dfs: Dragonfire shield Dh: Dharok, usually meaning the armor, which is a reward from Barrows; Dragonhide. Dhide: Dragonhide DK(Ing): Dagannoth King Hunting. DM: Deathmatch; A fun/planned fight to the death. Drop Mining: Mining where you just drop the ores you get, usually to level up faster. Dt/Des Tre: Desert Treasure -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- E Ea: Each Edge: Edgeville Ele: Elegant Armour (Treasure Trail Reward) Emote: Usually a skill emote done by a person achieving 99 in a skill or completing all quests Ess: Rune essence, used in the Runecrafting skill Exp/xp: Experience. Ez(pk): Easy (playerkill) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F F2p/Ftp: Freeplayer, or Free to play, also known as nonmembers. Fally: Falador. FFS: For Frick's Sake Fi- Fall In: Follow Person Who Said- Usually Clan Leader Flail: Verac's Flail, a barrows item/reward FM: Firemaking or Forum Mod F-Mod/FMod: Forum Moderator Fremmy: Fremennik FTW/FTL: For the win/ For the Loss Fury: An enchanted Onyx Amulet, which is known as the Amulet of fury Fyi: For your information -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G G maul: Granite Maul G4u/GFU: Good for you GDS: Greater Demon building Ge/Gx: Grand Exchange GF: Go figure/Girlfriend/Good fight GG: Good game GJ: Good job GL: Good luck Glory: Amulet of glory, an enchanted Dragonstone Amulet GP/Geepee: Two other ways of saying gold GMT: Greenwich Mean Time Grats: Congratulations. Gr8: Great Gs: God Sword GTFO/GDfo: Get the firetruck out GTG/G2g: Got to go Guth: Guthix/Guthan Gwd: God Wars dungeon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- H HAM: Humans against Monsters. Herby: Herblore [garden tool]: Hold on Hop: To change worlds. HP: Hitpoints Hybrid: a pure with 2 or sometimes all 3 combat skills, usually ranged and magic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I IC: I see. IDC: I don't care IDK: I don't know IMHO: In my honest opinion IMO: In my opinion IRL: In Real life -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- J JK:Just kidding JMod: Jagex Moderator JW/ J/w: Just wondering -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- K k: Okay or 1000 (I.E. 10k = 10,000) Kb/kbase: Knowledge Base, found on the RuneScape homepage, or in terms of (m)IRC, Kick Ban. KBD: King Black Dragon KQ(ing): Kalphite Queen (hunting) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- L l33tspeak/lee7speak: See also 1337speak. Lag: When a computer slows down and RuneScape "jumps" around Law: Law rune Legends: Legends' Quest Legs: Usually meaning platelegs, can mean plateskirt Limp: Limpwurt roots. LM(f)AO: Laughing my (firetrucking) cabbage off LMHO: Laughing my head off Lobby: Lobster Logger: Person that logs off right before something significant happens LOL: Laugh out loud LTNS/LTNC: long time no see. Lumby/Lumb: Lumbridge, the town you start in. Lvl: Level -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M M: Million Can also be Mill (XXX,XXX,XXX is Xhundred mil) Macro: Botting, against rules (Rule 7) Mage: Magic, or could mean Magic robes, blue or black Max Hit: The highest hit you ever have done MM: Monkey Madness ME /ME2: Mourning's End Part I/II MOM: Mysterious old man, but could really mean their mother MMO(rpg): Multi media Online (Role Playing Game)/ Massively Multiplayer Online (Role Playing game) Mossies: moss giants in wilderness M8: Mate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N Nat/Nature: Nature rune. NFS/N4S: Not for sale Noob/Choob/Froob/N00b/n00bie: An annoying player. Newb/Newbie: A person who is new to the game or low-leveled. [insert stat here] Noob: a person who has a higher stat compared to yours. Nolyfe/N0lifer: A person who trains nonstop, without having any social activity with friends. Definition varies from person to person. NPC: Non player character Np: No problem Nty: No thanks n1: Nice one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O Obby/Oby: TzHaar items, most of the time either Obsidian shield or cape OM(f)G: Oh my (firetrucking) gosh OMW: On my way. Orly: Another way of saying oh, really? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P PC: Pest Control/ Price Check Phat: Partyhat, from the 2001 Christmas event PJ: Pile Jump(er)- Meaning you kill other people right after they get their loot, which makes it easier for you to get both loots PK: Player Kill(ing/er) Pk Run-in: Planned fight between 2 clans with no special rules. pl8: Plate(mail/armour) Pl0x/plz/pl0x/plx: Please Plunder/ PP: Pyramid Plunder, a Thieving minigame. PM: Private message Pm/Pmod: Player Moderator PMG: Deliberate mispelling of OMG in accord with the principles of l33tspeak POH: Player owned house, from the Construction skill. Pot: Potion Pot up: Telling someone to drink potions Powermining/Power mine: Staying in a mining area and either having a runner run ores for you or dropping them, to level up faster. Power [skill]: Leveling a skill the fastest way possible, for example, Power-ranging is ranging without picking up the arrows, and powerfishing is fishing while giving the fish away. ppl: People. Ppot: Prayer potion Pray: Prayer Prayer noob: Someone who uses protection prayer in a 1v1 fight Pure: A person who trains usually one type of skill, or there are skill pures which train all non combat skills to earn money. Pure Set: Super attack and Super strength, mainly used in World 18 for pking PWN: Pronounced "poon", it's a deliberate misspelling of own in terms of l33tspeak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q QP: Quest points -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- R Ranger Set: Ranger Boots and Robin Hood Hat. RC(ing): RuneCrafting Red/Reds: Red Chinchompas. Returning: if you die in a pk, it means you can come back and fight again. RFD: Recipe for Disaster, Runescape's 100th quest. Rimmy: Rimmington; a small town south of Falador and east of Port Sarim, with a range for cooking, a General Store and a Crafting Shop. ROFL: Rolling on the floor laughing ROFLMAO: Rolling on the floor laughing my cabbage off ROFLMHO: Rolling on the floor laughing my head off RR: Rune rocks Rsc: Usually means Runescape Classic, but in some cases can mean Runescape Community. RWIT: Real World Item Trading R U SHUR: Are you sure. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S Safer: A person who eats when their health is high, usually used in terms of Pking Santa: Santa hat, from the 2003 christmas event Sara: Saradomin Scimmy/Scim: Scimitar SDTG: Standard Desert Traveling Gear (Desert Shirt, Robe and Boots, a Knife and Waterskins) Soz/Sry/Srry: Sorry. Spec: special attack Sq: Square, usually meaning shield ss: So sad/Sorry; Saradomin Sword. Staker: One who stakes in the Duel Arena. STFU/SDFU: Shut the firetruck up. STR: Strength St00f: Stuff (eg: Fr33 st00f pl0x) Super Set: Super attack, Strength, and defence potion. Can be (3) or (4), ask seller Swordy: Swordfish -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T Tally: Talisman Tank Ranger/Mager: A pure with defence. Tb: Trouble Brewing, a minigame in RuneScape. Could also mean teleblock Tbh: to be honest TK: Team kill/killer/killed TT: Treasure trail TTFN: Ta ta for now, another way of saying goodbye, and a reference to Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. TTYL: Talk to you later TY: Thank you TYVM: Thank you very much; can also be TYSM = Thank you so much -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U U: You Ur: Your/You're -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- V Visage: Dragoniac Visage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- W W(#): World (#) w(/): With w/e: What ever W/o or Wo: Without WF: Water-filled vial. Whip: Abyssal Whip, dropped by Abyssal Demons. Wildy: Wilderness. WIP: Work in Progress WOM: Wise Old Man Woot!: Usually a term of just accomplishing something that took awhile WP: Wrong person WTF: What the firetruck WTH: What the heck W8: Wait X X[)/XD: An emoticon, usually said after saying something funny. X-bow: Cross Bow, usually Karil's (barrows reward) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Y y: Why? YW: Your welcome -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Z Zammy: Zamorak Z0mg: Just another way of saying OMG[/hide] [hide=How not to be leet] How not to be leet! I) Do not replace any letters like A for 4 or O for 0 II) Do not replace words like FOR, Onto 4 Or to for 2. III) Do not say "i wuna buy items for ya", When it's "I wanna buy items for you" IV) Always try to Use ' EG: i'd like [/hide] Thanks, feel free to PM me but use this words and don't be leet!

I didn't like the language part, looks like a guide to the leetness 6/10

Well, grand exchange has many uses, money making, yes, there are items and techniques to sell your items fast. You can use it as merchanting. 3 easy tips for this Rule 1) If you make an offer on an item, it will find the cheapest seller, and buy it for that price. Or if you sell an item, will find the best offer, (above your offer) and use it Rule 2) If you put items to sell and wait for a buyer, it will sell for your price, but if theres a buyer already, he will pick your price. (Buying works too) 3) Some kind of items, stackables mostly, are easy to buy and sell at G.E, If you ever need to buy " Omg i forgot my zerker helm" Go there buy it for lowest price, and you get it so fast. Items That buy cheap at G.E: Potions: Super strenght: 2.7k per Super attack: 700 per Saradomin brew: 1k per Ranged pot: 1.4k per Herbs: A little, 10% cheaper that pots Combat items: Rune plate: 41k Rune legs: 40k Zerker helm: 54k (Not really) Glory (4): 47k Dragon dagger (p++): 34k Food and others: Monkfish: 220gp each Shark: 650gp each Mages book: 2.8m Master wand: 2.65m Pro moneymaker! This week i made 4.5m Already with this. See those people selling tons of diamond bolts e for 450ea? at forums Buy 10-20k Sell for minum price at g.e 520-550 Go kill dragons, come back, 5k sold already! I hope my tips helped, bye

Banned for making more than 100k an hour

here once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hotdog grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was happy and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb, and games are fun!". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large balloon that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her Little person friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie (i got board by here going up) shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE PEANUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard. Upon closer examination, it appeared to have a tiny fire giant trapped with a gardenhoe bought from B&Q in a nutshell and it was on clearance today. Then everybody died, except for the panda with a mohok on his Partially balding head. Suddenly a man impersonated the one moose that liked cherry berry pie. And gota machinegun, shot his pet and got a gold plated toilet and pooped for five days straight! Afterwards she decided to jump in a vat of acid and then a rat came she killed it and murdered the squirell's pet peanut. THE END HA! Just joking. Then a monkey from small Inpanema said, "hi my name is Aaaaaaaaaaaa. You get outta the toilet and fight like a squrat or else i will be forced to burp loudly. At that he pulled out his rabbit-smithed carrot bazookato shoot the monkey, BANG!!! Then the slimy bogie shot up into orbit around your mommas head who then ate the monkey. After committing-suicide so monkey was buried alive. A ketchup bottle from outer space suddenly plumeted into a sink full-of potatos, killer potatos a potato ate a king monkey in a volcano full of water and nitro-glycerine. A person comitted suicide and sadly he died much teribaly but whoares his uncle had visited beautiful lady he died because his heart fell of the smart giant lard tub of flaming oblivion And the panda Sued Disney for bugs-bunny, but they sued her for being a the panda discovered FatJoe who tryed to hide under a rock tryed to hide under a rock but got... attacked by bugs giant killer bugs that barked loudly farted on cats and made gas that smelt cheesy they killed him However, this was how they rencarnated And swallowed dogs and cats with chubby hair attacked my grandma and almost made me a cake which looked like my dogs poop which i store in the fridge because and chubby cats that smelled like apples and pears Mucus eating rabbits with no feet ate my pig .(period) Then, a [developmentally delayed] rabbit hid behind the suspiscious building called "rabbits warehouse" and inside were twelve hundred pies, apple-pies containing oranges which isnt logical but is funny. Suddenly a tree was chopped down and landed on the penguins house but the penguin used an umbrella to hit a ball. it burst and spilled out onto the small kitchen floor knocking-over dr who's box,containing squirrels he called rose. she grumbled with resentment and slaped him,very,very, hard with a fish and a bone. Meanwhile, a potato was growing, exuberantly and eventually exploded and killed everyone. then and went to McDonalds to buy a pacemaker and 48 big macs but he couldnt buy a 4-piece-chicken-select because he was a vegan With a disease called very weird virus. It was still named Big Bob. When suddenly with a loud BANG! and small dogs..i like beans.. Back to reality, I finally understood why i could copy and paste on my computer. But then forgot to buy some tasty monkey faeces. But who really likes toothpaste, not me thats for not having a rudimentary lathe of poison cheese in The Praying Squirrel. And he went "skeet skeet skeet" to a resteurant. He ordered pudding and some cheese. But the cheese must've been bad because there was some mold on it. So he ate it and got sick, so he took a wrench and walked to a cemetery to go pee. Then a zombie popped out of the grave and bit off his left arm which started to fly when it was so cloudy outside. So cloudy that it started raining which made me get an umbrella so i could not get wet. But just then lightning strikes me cause my new lightning rod was stiking out of my ear and there was a frog on it whos name was the NOOB E4tr!!11!1!!! The frog jumped right onto my very big and began to drool. I was dirty because of the dirt i was rolling around in. And then i called the police and told them i was a Mexican of Europe and then die. The police thought the smell was really a good so they buried. The tacoes and zombies came out and tried to fight something rlly random because they really wanted to eat some brainssssssssssss from another creature. The zombies managed to find a really big monkey so they were forced to attack the annoying swarm. "i like cheese," said the swarm when he accidentely misplaced his bits whilst he actually calibrated the fluxcapacitor to kill startreck and help his friend who was trapped inside a toilet of DOOM. The toilet flushed when Evil Bob thought he was going to do the number two. Instead, he decided to go to the poo doo in the weird talking candy machine, but then he pooped in the shiny golden toilet but had to go back to begging for free. Too bad he he got banned but he appealed too many times and got banned because santa has unlimited power to harvest souls of cute little ducks who could fly. The poor ducks weren't very happy because of the noobs trying to trim peoples armour while auto-mining ess and password hacking. So the ducks made a bomb! of feathers and addy g pl8s made of rune. She had ants and many worms crawling up her and saying "HOOBLAH!" after she ate alot of oranges that he had sat down on. She stood up and saw a pink fuzzy.... cat. The cat ate your runescape victory but you took the cat into the abbyss and severed it's paw on a nice pieced of cooked icecream that was eaten by a fat little kid who was sooooo skinny and he ate your mom's pie and then puked up the yesterdays pizza and and then he got stung by a ferocious monkey. It jumped up, and got eaten. Suddenly, a sinister green flying monkey met a ugly baboon with a melted ice cream, and jumped on a naked lady who pulled out a light Sabre who then amazingly ate a cat. Tall bird egg and threw up all over the Ickle Baby. Then killed her uncle with gummy bears that were squishy and sharp. Lilyuffie ate green slime which made her turn into KBD. That is why i will never feed lemons in squishy green form but instead I will eat some kiwis. She saw a hippo in al-kharid eating some cheese in the cave where a secret Of Untold Power reached Zamorak, the evil Goat Herding Muffin that was EVIL!!!1! She reached for her favourite CD (Extreme Polka Rap), which was banned by Zamorkian followers for chamillionaire's album so she played monopoly with guthix and leet sara

xD

That there was a glitch that you could attack people outside of the arena from inside the arena, like alchers

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